Nidan1 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Right Mace, ...here ya go mate, I hope this helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Oh, just a suppository moment. Coincidence that I just found this? The ultimate tool for preparing SSN's for the Pool Remember, if you're going to use the thumb, at least give flowers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Oh, just a suppository moment. Coincidence that I just found this? The ultimate tool for preparing SSN's for the Pool </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: A Spoonful of Radley helps the medicine go down...A clear-cut case of the cure being worse than the diease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Shosties: *notices cleavage* Ooh Cleavage! gimme! *drops toy* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Oh, just a suppository moment. Coincidence that I just found this? The ultimate tool for preparing SSN's for the Pool Remember, if you're going to use the thumb, at least give flowers. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: p.s. You DID register at 7-11, right? I hope the slushies were still fresh when they got to you. Oh, yeah. Being the canny kind of person Lars is, I'm sure he registered at all he upscale boutiques in his neighborhood. 7-11, Dollar General, Goodwill, Jim Bob's Fine Lingerie and Live Bait Shoppe (He's a gold card member there). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Finally, I'm free at last. Turns will be out when I sober up tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Jeff and I are giving the Hello MasterGoodale scenario a run through. Jeff has the Russians and I am pleased to say that after watching one of his T-26’s send four or five 45mm rounds thru the front gun mantle of a MKIV that the Mark IV finally destroyed it. I watched his tank fire for an entire turn, then continue firing for a second turn, getting partial penetrations one after another until finally being hit and destroyed. I can’t believe the luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Right Mace, ...here ya go mate, I hope this helps. You really want to give me one of those? Well be it on your own head, or imbedded in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Right Mace, ...here ya go mate, I hope this helps. You really want to give me one of those? Well be it on your own head, or imbedded in it. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Imbedding is what they do with sheep. Turns are out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Shosties: *notices cleavage* Ooh Cleavage! gimme!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Coincidence that I just found this?Er, Lars...I think you had better explain just exactly why you were searching for...ahem...that kind of item. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Coincidence that I just found this?Er, Lars...I think you had better explain just exactly why you were searching for...ahem...that kind of item. Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: that's a mountain range. *ponders* Why does "moving mountains" come to mind, Mike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: that's a mountain range. *ponders* Why does "moving mountains" come to mind, Mike? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Coincidence that I just found this?Er, Lars...I think you had better explain just exactly why you were searching for...ahem...that kind of item. Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 For sustained pondering, I recommend typing "Robyn Hilton" into Google Images. My own favorite line that movie was Gene Wilder's... *Recalling his violent days as the quickdraw gunslinger, "The Waco Kid", he leans his chair back and looks into the distance.* "I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Shosties: For sustained pondering, I recommend typing "Robyn Hilton" into Google Images. My own favorite line that movie was Gene Wilder's... *Recalling his violent days as the quickdraw gunslinger, "The Waco Kid", he leans his chair back and looks into the distance.* "I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille." For sustained attendance here I recommend having an email address in your profile, that's killed more SSNs than Berli. And frankly my dear Shorties ... of all the quotes in all the scenes in that movie you have to pick that one ... I am shocked, SHOCKED to find that yet another SSN has no discernment. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Ahem. And, by that, I mean: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU LOT OF DOGS'S ARSES! Lemme see...quickly peruses some 400 saved posts of Justicariate gibberish regarding the proper way to do everything from changing a tire, to wiping one's bum, to... Ah, yes, here it is: Taking a Squire. I, Seanachai, Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread, not to mention all-round great guy and appropriate Role Model for those just starting on the long, long road to achieving True Excellence (amongst other things), declare that I am taking one 'stoat' as my Squire. From this point on I shall refer to him as 'Stoat', and I shall lead him in morning prayers to the gods, and instruct him in 'The Mysteries'. Now, possibly some other tosser here may have allegedly taken Stoat as a Squire, which I doubt, but, in any case, it doesn't matter a damn because: 1) Anyone who makes such a claim is a vicious, lying sodomite. 2) I am not above pointing out that whatever I want is more important than what some vicious, lying sodomite might want. 3) Boo claims that Stoat seems to be a young person, and I am the only person here fit to deal with the young, given that almost all the rest of you are vicious, lying sodomites. So, Joe, twitch your nose like 'Jeanie', or wiggle a joystick like Will Reiker, or whatever the hell you do nowadays necessary to 'make it so', and sign the useless little lump of suet up as my Squire. In return for his allegiance to me, I will, as his sponsor, perform the necessary duties of: a) Instructing him in the way that he is to go. Teach him proper respect for old people, especially old people that may, at any given moment, succumb to flashback induced drug dementia and hunt him down like a cuddly little bunny and kill him with a hand axe. c) Plague him, worry him, treat him like shoe-scrapings, abuse him, and make him cry 'capivi' (free ride for any freaking abuse to anyone who can identify where that comes from, courtesy of the Olde Ones) d) Play a game against him, make him play some other games, make him do some pointlessly hideous things in the name of whatever the hell the whole Rule thing is about, and make him say something nice about the Justicar. His body may rot in the earth, his intellect may decay in the Thread, his soul may be tormented unto the End of Days by the Evil One... But his arse is now mine. Ol' Foul Joe? So it is written, so it shall be done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Right Mace, ...here ya go mate, I hope this helps. That's the difference between Mace and the rest of us. When we break up with someone we're having sex with, they just don't get a Valentine's Day card... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 By Berli Seanachai, that was such a subtle referance back to my sheep fancying that I had to actually ponder it, without Alcohol, for some time before I got it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Are you being ironic with me, Mace? And where's the be-damned Justicar?! I'm not a man to be kept waiting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Are you being ironic with me, Mace? Nah look at the without Alcohol bit, he's lying through his teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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