Hiram Sedai Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I think Seanachai was reliving his first date. Notice the "sack on his head" reference and not "getting into the sack" Sit down Bauhaus!! It was in a rumble seat and Mary Lou was taking off her snow shoes while the young gnome was fumbling with the wrapper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 IT'S HERE!!! IT'S HERE!!! The popcorn is here! And you lot haven't changed one whit. Should this make me sad or comforted? The jury is still out on that. Edited to note that you all haven't changed one wit, either. But then, you've all been sharing just the one wit for so long that I don't think there are any in reserve anymore. [ January 19, 2007, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: IT'S HERE!!! IT'S HERE!!! The popcorn is here! Hiram isn't exactly lighting up your life anymore, is he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: IT'S HERE!!! IT'S HERE!!! The popcorn is here! Hiram isn't exactly lighting up your life anymore, is he. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: IT'S HERE!!! IT'S HERE!!! The popcorn is here! Hiram isn't exactly lighting up your life anymore, is he. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 And now ... coming to a theater near you ... REALLY ... Mace's Worst Nightmare Joe p.s. Shut up Boo ... like you could do any better. Don't you owe me a turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Blah, blah, blah... Joe p.s. Shut up Boo ... like you could do any better. Don't you owe me a turn? I could do better stoned, drunk, blindfolded with both hands behind my back. No, you owe me a turn, Capt. Super Lame-O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Blah, blah, blah... Joe p.s. Shut up Boo ... like you could do any better. Don't you owe me a turn? I could do better stoned, drunk, blindfolded with both hands behind my back. No, you owe me a turn, Capt. Super Lame-O. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Boo owes everybody turns. I think his computer got embarrassed at having to facilitate Boo's pathetic attempts at something approaching communication. Wisely, the only way the computer could figure out to atone for its shame was to stop communicating with other computers. It's a pity when one's ([cough]Boo[/cough]) hardware is smarter than one's ([cough]Boo[/cough]) wetware. {pathetic, trite, and over-worked urination jokes sure to follow} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Boo owes everybody turns. I think his computer got embarrassed at having to facilitate Boo's pathetic attempts at something approaching communication. Wisely, the only way the computer could figure out to atone for its shame was to stop communicating with other computers. It's a pity when one's ([cough]Boo[/cough]) hardware is smarter than one's ([cough]Boo[/cough]) wetware. {pathetic, trite, and over-worked urination jokes sure to follow} Who are you? You've got to be Shavian house, yes? It matters not... as for Boo's computer busting, it has actually made our current game more interesting. NG Cavscout got a draw out of me... but it feels like a defeat, I mean NG Cavscout ! You know what I mean? Me & Stikkcpixie are playing a cute little France 1940 scenario... the map looks so good with ETO mods that I'm almost tempted to leave his picturesque village alone ... almost Picturesque or not, it is infested with cowardly 'sharpshooters'... I'll likely be forced to turn the whole place into burning rubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Who are you? You've got to be Shavian house, yes? You utter bastige. I'm from a GREAT house, and one worth more than a bazillion shavian houses, even if Buckingham Palace was used as the prime derivative of their matrix. More to the point, who the feck are you, you pedantic twit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: More to the point, who the feck are you, you pedantic twit? I go by many names... Some call me 'THE Leading Light of the House of *sigh* JD Morse *sigh*' Some call me 'THE popgun' or 'THE Doorknocker' Some call me ' O' Blessed Saviour ' Some call me 'git' Some call me 'Jaguar Paw' (Jaguar being pronounced with three syllables) And some call me 'Sherrrklleplebipob... nee, nee, nah' Though I must admit I'm don't really understand that last one myself... You, however, can call me 'M'Lord'... that seems appropriate for one of you Shavian buggars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: You, however, can call me 'M'Lord'... that seems appropriate for one of you Shavian buggars That's enough. I'll not be mocked by being wrongly associated with a house of such minor sitting. I demand satisfaction! Seeing as how I'm forced to engaged in discourse with the likes of you, I'll have to settle with "playing" you in a battle. Send an email with your preference for your doom, and I'm sure something can be sorted out (as long as you've not played the piece of ****e already; we have names for the likes of you, but they can't be repeated here). I'll have you know that JD Morse and I tussled shield to shield, and you, <small>sir</small>, do not even approach the droppings of JD Morse's squats, you pustule on the backside of hubris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: I demand satisfaction!Challenge accepted you half-cocked, cockroaches zit! Expect an email shortly after I can be bothered to go search for a scenario & *yuck* set-up *yuck* Lets say three days time. As for you demanding satisfaction... why don't you try spinning around or sumfink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: I demand satisfaction! And you're looking for it in HERE?? Man! You sure are lost. You shoulda taken that left toin at Albuquerque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: You, however, can call me 'M'Lord'... that seems appropriate for one of you Shavian buggars That's enough. I'll not be mocked by being wrongly associated with a house of such minor sitting. ...{snipped}... I'll have you know that JD Morse and I tussled shield to shield, and you, <small>sir</small>, do not even approach the droppings of JD Morse's squats, you pustule on the backside of hubris. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: I demand satisfaction! And you're looking for it in HERE?? Man! You sure are lost. You shoulda taken that left toin at Albuquerque. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Boo owes everybody turns. I think his computer got embarrassed at having to facilitate Boo's pathetic attempts at something approaching communication. Wisely, the only way the computer could figure out to atone for its shame was to stop communicating with other computers. It's a pity when one's ([cough]Boo[/cough]) hardware is smarter than one's ([cough]Boo[/cough]) wetware. {pathetic, trite, and over-worked urination jokes sure to follow} I doubt it because "wetware" doesn't even make sense. Have you been taking lessons from Shaw on how to write... trite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Have you been taking lessons from Shaw on how to write... trite? Wouldn't that be a little like Stuka taking lessons off of Mace on how to be Oddstralian? In otherwords completely pointless... even before taking into account the difficulties in teaching such a pupil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: I demand satisfaction! And you're looking for it in HERE?? Man! You sure are lost. You shoulda taken that left toin at Albuquerque. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: By the way my Dear Lady you, perhaps by chance, have forgotten to send me a turn... I probably shouldn't complain really, four hundred days late or not, I'm sure you'll send it WHEN YOU'RE GOOD AND READY! But even so, do we have ETA? I guess you didn't get the memo two computers ago that our game (and any I was playing back then) have long been lost in the ether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Dear Lady of the pool; I'm looking in many places for satisfaction, and expect to find varying degrees thereof throughout the Universe; however, this place is pitiable enough that I demand some small matter of satisfaction to maintain my hummingbird-like attention span. However, your gracing of this swamp goes a great deal towards reaching that goal. In comparison, none other can provide but an ounce to your pound in the realm of satisfaction. I thank thee for gracing these slimy halls.Why, if that isn't the nicest thing anyone has said to me in here. Originally posted by Leeo: <small>(do you think she bought it?)</small> <small>(not a chance in hell, my dear)</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Well, er, the original sentiment's truth! The rest was just an aside to the boys. You know, keep 'em jostling each other for a bit of the "... how you'se doin'?" and a smattering of "watch that hand there, now." None of it's worth ****e without the Ladies to preside over all and pronounce or retract their blessed approval. <small>That probably worked, don't you think guys? Guys? I'm sure you'll back me up on this, right guys? Halloooo... oh crap.</small> <big><big>Ladies of the Pool RULE (other "ladies" merely drool). Rock-on Pool-Ladies!</big></big> <small>That has to do the trick, what?</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wamphyri Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Well well. I stumbled upon a little gem that just might bring some meaning to your little lives. It's a little web based MMORPS that I must say fits the thread very well. Give it a try! Kingdom of Loathing *note* If your a waffler go away. Die .. and stay that way. No other reason should be needed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: That probably worked, don't you think guys? Guys? I'm sure you'll back me up on this, right guys? Halloooo...Sure, I'll back you up, Leeeeeeeo. But only if there's a precipice behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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