Joe Shaw Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Hey Joe , see i'm a big idiot...Fixed your spelling errors for you. Hey, Joe how's the state of the State coming along? What's that? You're too busy trying to think of more lame excuses as to why it's not done to actually work on the thing? OK, so long as the situation is normal, that's all that matters. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Hey Joe , see i'm a big idiot...Fixed your spelling errors for you. Hey, Joe how's the state of the State coming along? What's that? You're too busy trying to think of more lame excuses as to why it's not done to actually work on the thing? OK, so long as the situation is normal, that's all that matters. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Hey Joe , see i'm a big idiot...Fixed your spelling errors for you. Hey, Joe how's the state of the State coming along? What's that? You're too busy trying to think of more lame excuses as to why it's not done to actually work on the thing? OK, so long as the situation is normal, that's all that matters. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 So this guy went to a shoemaker and complained that his shoe soles kept getting wet and wouldn't dry out no matter what he did. The shoemaker took the shoes and promised to have them dry within the hour. The guy came back an hour later and sure enough the shoe soles were absolutely bone dry. He was thrilled and asked the shoemaker what his secret was. The shoemaker pulled out a little bag of herbs and gave it to the guy who opened the bag and was amazed that it was full of thyme! He asked the shoemaker how he came to this miraculous solution and the shoemaker said he'd read it ... after all he said ... THESE ARE THE THYMES THAT DRY MEN'S SOLES! <small> This rescue of the M.B.T. from the bottom of the page was brought to you by your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread.</small> Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 That's exactly the kind of thing we've come to expect of you, Joe. That and other symptoms of advanced Alzheimer's. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Originally posted by Nidan1: Say.....didn't we meet in another stall......er thread? Puhlease, stop with the glory hole references. Good news. I made it through my first week of teaching eighth graders. I'm loving the 5:30 a.m. wake up calls, staying at school til 6:00, and coming home to do another three hours of work. I think I'm making about a $1.05 an hour. Funny thing is, I'm loving it! Now I need to take a nap. It's Friday and after 6:00. I sleepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Originally posted by bauhaus: Funny thing is, I'm loving it!Yeh but you're obviously the type to enjoy bondage, S&M and beating yourself about the head with a hammer as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Hey Joe , see i'm a big idiot...Fixed your spelling errors for you. Hey, Joe how's the state of the State coming along? What's that? You're too busy trying to think of more lame excuses as to why it's not done to actually work on the thing? OK, so long as the situation is normal, that's all that matters. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: Funny thing is, I'm loving it!Yeh but you're obviously the type to enjoy bondage, S&M and beating yourself about the head with a hammer as well. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Hey Joe , see i'm a big idiot...Fixed your spelling errors for you. Hey, Joe how's the state of the State coming along? What's that? You're too busy trying to think of more lame excuses as to why it's not done to actually work on the thing? OK, so long as the situation is normal, that's all that matters. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 You want shoes? I'll give you shoes. Cruel Shoes (Steve Martin) Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's every pair of shoes in the place." "Oh, you must have one more pair..." "No, not one more pair... Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want..." Anna interrupted, "Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!" Carlo looked incredulous. "No Anna, you don't understand, you see the cruel shoes are..." "Get them!" Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had aright angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place. Carlo spoke hesitantly, "... Now you see why... they're not fit for humans..." "Put them on me." "But..." "Put them on me!" Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes. The screams were incredible. Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see. "I like them." She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street. Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's every shoe in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Lono Veccio: Don't even mention the feckin' boots to me again. You got that? Mickey: Sorry Lono. Lono Veccio: It's not feckin' funny. Mickey: I know! I'm kidding! Lono Veccio: I don't wanna hear about any feckin' kinda footwear from you again. Don't even talk about feckin' socks to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: Lono Veccio: Don't even mention the feckin' boots to me again. You got that? Mickey: Sorry Lono. Lono Veccio: It's not feckin' funny. Mickey: I know! I'm kidding! Lono Veccio: I don't wanna hear about any feckin' kinda footwear from you again. Don't even talk about feckin' socks to me. You got fish boots? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: Lono Veccio: Don't even mention the feckin' boots to me again. You got that? Mickey: Sorry Lono. Lono Veccio: It's not feckin' funny. Mickey: I know! I'm kidding! Lono Veccio: I don't wanna hear about any feckin' kinda footwear from you again. Don't even talk about feckin' socks to me. You got fish boots? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Page 2 is for Wafflers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Yeah but your shoes were like ... WAY ugly, dude ... and last years. Joe Ugly shoes are definitely out, but last years shoes are very much IN (for most women) I have more than one pair of shoes that are at least 5yrs old and I still wear them at times.. Bottom of the page, but worth saving because page two made me laugh.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 If I was playing CM:SF I would be in your base killin ur Doods! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: If I was playing CM:SF I would be in your base killin ur Doods! Are you talking to me or chewing a brick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: If I was playing CM:SF I would be in your base killin ur Doods! Are you talking to me or chewing a brick? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 5 years old shoes? Boy do I remember those. Latest iMac to be delivered friday. Seeing as BFC must have chosen the same carrier as Apple did, CMSF is still AWOL. Sean are you stuck in PPC hell and thus unCMSFable or can you churn out turns? Don't have me play one of those Lesser Idiots as you're the only one I can beat while managing to haul the content of this house to the one I just bought without breaking a sweat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: If I was playing CM:SF I would be in your base killin ur Doods! Are you talking to me or chewing a brick? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: If I was playing CM:SF I would be in your base killin ur Doods! Are you talking to me or chewing a brick? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Once upon a time, there was a little gnome named Seanachai. Seanachai liked kayaking, and he liked coffee. Seanachai liked donuts and cheese puffs also. What Seanachai didn't like however, was sending turns. Seanachai would wait and wait and wait before sending turns. Sometimes Seanachai would just let whole games fade into memory by not sending turns. This made Wisconsin girls angry, and they wouldn't drink beer with him. The moral of this story, is don't pin your hopes on playing a game with Seanachai, just drink beer with pretty girls. [ September 01, 2007, 07:46 AM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: If I was playing CM:SF I would be in your base killin ur Doods! Are you talking to me or chewing a brick? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Dame Emma I must ask you NOT to encourage the lesser lights who are recognized here ONLY as a courtesy. Having our Gracious Queen respond to them directly may give them delusions of adequacy and we can't have that. Joe Apologies Justicar Joe.. Someone cancelled my copy of the MBT enquirer so I haven't been keeping up with the news and assumed Abbott (spelt but not bolded until confirmation from JJ) was a Knighty or somefink.. Does that mean he's to be ignored? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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