Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: ... dance a Swedish jig... Swedish jigs, are by their very nature dour examples of the terpsichorean art and look at home in the environments of funeral processions and cholera epidemics. If you could pick one word to describe Swedish jigs, that one word would be "despair". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 But lefsa and lingonberries are always served afterward. With a nice cup of egg coffee. Yep, them Swedes sure know how to party… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I always hear how somber and depressed the Scandinavians in general, and the Swedes in particular are. [damn it, the freaking Mosque is doing another freaking call to prayer, just like they do at 3 FREAKING AM!!!] I have never been able to figure out why they are so sad. I mean really, can't they find something to be [shut up Mullah, just shut up] happy about? And And And of course, for Moraine Sedai, Kitty,Madame Seanachai, and the other Ladies of the Pool I mean really, cheer up. By the way, it is really hard to find tasteful pictures of Swedish women. Tasty is easy, tasteful is harder. Candles on the head, not so hard, but hey, I guess you gotta have a hobby that close to the Arctic Circle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 They're not real good at suicide either. I mean really, have you ever seen such a cry for help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> They're not real good at suicide either. I mean really, have you ever seen such a cry for help? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I got to gets me one of them for the missus. That looks like it would work better then my solar powered flashlight and would make Cat fishen a lot easier. [ October 20, 2005, 08:09 AM: Message edited by: Red Necked Dollar ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I always hear how somber and depressed the Scandinavians in general, and the Swedes in particular are. I have never been able to figure out why they are so sad. One word. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: or introduce me to the Swedish Bikini Team or somefink!!" I saw the Texas Bikini Team once. They were staying in the same hotel as me one time. In Vegas. I had thought the idea of "bikini teams" was silly before then. And then I saw them. Up close. Like, held a door, even. I don't really recall much thought after that, but I smile whenever I think about it. I smile big. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 It has ever been my most fervent wish to be handled easily -or somewhat roughly - by a bikini team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: ... a load of old nonsense...Edit your fecking post you damnable Scot... your ridiculous & incomprehensible warbling is ruining my AAR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 That Abba pic makes me afraid of colors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: ... a load of old nonsense...Edit your fecking post you damnable Scot... your ridiculous & incomprehensible warbling is ruining my AAR </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Dear Love slaves, Although I did privately (in my own special way) wish Peng a Happy Birthday I forgot to do so publicly. Happy Frickin Birthday ya F*ckstick (uppercase intentional) Love..in a very special special way, Elvis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Happy birthday, Peng. May this coming year for you be as horrid as the last. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Dear Peng, May you have a Pengalicious Birthday. And may the Sweet Poodle of Advancing Years have a very loose and plentiful bowel movement in your lap. XOXO, Boo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PENG, YOU BUGGER. Are you sure it's Peng's birthday? I thought it was on Halloween. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PENG, YOU BUGGER. Are you sure it's Peng's birthday? I thought it was on Halloween. It's Halloween already?!? Crap! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Get up off the front lawn, re-sheathe the rapier, pull your pants up, and go back inside the house and feed Joe the Cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazex Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I have never been able to figure out why they are so sad. I mean really, can't they find something to be [shut up Mullah, just shut up] happy about? ... I guess you gotta have a hobby that close to the Arctic Circle. Ahh, to grasp the width of the melancholy that has for centuries infested the souls of us swedes you have to use sophisticated tools. Let me give you a suggestion for a starter kit: Drink a bottle of proper "Vargtass" (Wolf's paw), the classic recipe is simple. Take your finest bottle of moonshine and take a good sip. Take a good measure of fresh lingonberries and fill the bottle. Shake it. Drink it. Go out of your hut on the fjäll (mountain) and try to find a woman. You won't as they have all moved abroad to be models or pop stars. Go sleep on your bear skin. Wake up with the bearskin delicately attached to you own ragged beard with a dried womit mainly consisting of dehydrated lingonberries... Try to smile... Next week - the intermediate "Be a swede and try to smile" kit. /Mazex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by mazex: Wake up with the bearskin delicately attached to you own ragged beard with a dried vomit mainly consisting of dehydrated lingonberries... Try to smile.Well I'll be..... The similarities between Swedish and Australian Culture is amazing, except we wake up on a Roo skin, and our dried vomit more often consists of twisties or BBQ'd king prawns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Get up off the front lawn, re-sheathe the rapier, pull your pants up, and go back inside the house and feed Joe the Cat. What, before Peng makes a wish? btw Peng, Happy birthday ya seppo. One day I will celebrate your Pengy birthday by getting drunk with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 It's already Peng's B-Day again? Who's turn is it to change the Pod's soil this year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Thanks for the birfday witches fellers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Necked Dollar Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Thanks for the birfday witches fellers. Hey, I got that! Happy Birfday ya old fart! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Thanks for the birfday witches fellers. Happy Birthday to the One and Most True Pod. -dale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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