Joe Shaw Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Joeypoo, I want a nice picture like Emma has. Not that barely holding its pixels together mess that apprears now. Love, Elvis I have several points of analysis: (7/1-3/1863) In order to have a "nice" picture, it is first necessary to have "nice" features ... Emma has those in abundance ... YOU, OTOH ... (6/6/1944) Once one has "nice" features, it is necessary to have a GOOD photographer take the shot. Now this is NOT foolproof, Boo Radley is a professional photographer, but one glance at his photo illustrates the importance of meeting point (7/1-3/1863) above. (9/16/1949) Even waiving points (7/1-3/1863) and (6/6/1944) will do NO good whatsoever if the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread is not in possession of a photo better than the one currently shown ... which is, btw, a LOT better than you deserve. Joe p.s. re: Papa Khann ... I'm not sure on that one. I can't imagine agreeing to have HIM listed as a Seniour Knight ... he's barely an Apprentice Twilight in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Where is this site where I can see all you sods? Am I there? Leutnant Hortlund ... if you are not HERE ... how can you be THERE? It's a Zen kind of thing ... Also I have no photo ... Also I forgot ... BUT ... I told everyone when the site went up that I needed feedback and NO ONE ... not a single soul ... mentioned YOUR name ... this is me wearing my shocked and surprised expression. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Hmpf, unfair. I may not be an Olde One (thank heavens), nor may I be a Senior Knight. But I am a Knight dammit. And even though I am fully able to make an asshole out of myself in the GF, and annoy the hell out of innocent bystanders, I have never once broken the rules here in the M.B.T. And...now that I think about it, I have even been a threadstarter once. My moment of glory Anyway, blame that bugger Lars it is all his fault anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: I have even been a threadstarter once. Hah I've been a threadstarter thrice for what it's worth... have I ever mentioned that my threads were all closed? Still at least I'm on the Justicar's website... ... ... *break's down into tears* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozi_digger Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 I just had a look at that web site of joeshmoe and I'm a bit dissapointed - there's no Pet of the Pool category. What gives, huh? I reckon the RSPCA and PETA are gonna hear about this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Congrats Andreas!!!Well thanks, that is very nice of you. Originally posted by Lars: Now, which way to the open bar? Due to the exceedingly poor performance of the attendant CM follks (who shall remain unnamed to escape the shame until a date at which I have photographic evidence ready for posting), and my family, in their pityful attempt at drying up the bar, there would have been lots left for you in the open bar. Still, I think the barman was busier than at most Italian weddings. All the best Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillweed Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Imagine this is going to get locked down soon, we should prolly stop posting as 300 is the imfamous kill number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: \p.s. re: Papa Khann ... I'm not sure on that one. I can't imagine agreeing to have HIM listed as a Seniour Knight ... he's barely an Apprentice Twilight in my book. Then how is it that he appears as a Seniour Knight, eh Joey? Eh? Eh? When did you add him to the site? Was that the week you were weening yourself off Thorazine? Again? Why don't you try to discover how this came to be and get back to me during your next lucid moment. I'll expect to hear from you sometime next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Dillweed: Imagine this is going to get locked down soon, we should prolly stop posting as 300 is the imfamous kill number. Who the hell are you, Dillbert, and why aren't you sodding off with great gusto and elan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dillweed: Imagine this is going to get locked down soon, we should prolly stop posting as 300 is the imfamous kill number. Who the hell are you, Dillbert, and why aren't you sodding off with great gusto and elan? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: I am fully able to make an asshole out of myself in the GF, and annoy the hell out of innocent bystandersFine, fine attributes for a MBTer to have, let me tell you. Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Dear Joeyoey, I think your best point was the one about Emma having better material to work with. Point taken. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 The hell he is. The serf you are referring to is juanita_gianthawhaws, or somefink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillweed Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I'm not going to respond as it is BeLOW ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 See - he has made it pretty damn obvious that he's got a long way to go before he can be considered crap on the shoe bottoms of such lowly characters as Sir Sir 37mm, let alone a serf. [que Sir Sir 37mm proposing Dirtweasel as serf of the Pool] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillweed Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Am I dirtweasel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: ... or somefink. Hey Hobbit! I see the Aussies bested your lot, and the rest of the world - again, this time in The World Cocktail Mixing Championships. Held in downtown Hobbit-land as well... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Anyway, blame that bugger Lars it is all his fault anyway. Er, I was too busy processing all those turn files you sent me. Yeah, that's it… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Congrats Andreas!!!Well thanks, that is very nice of you. Originally posted by Lars: Now, which way to the open bar? Due to the exceedingly poor performance of the attendant CM follks (who shall remain unnamed to escape the shame until a date at which I have photographic evidence ready for posting), and my family, in their pityful attempt at drying up the bar, there would have been lots left for you in the open bar. Still, I think the barman was busier than at most Italian weddings. All the best Andreas </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Congrats Andreas!!!Well thanks, that is very nice of you. Originally posted by Lars: Now, which way to the open bar? Due to the exceedingly poor performance of the attendant CM follks (who shall remain unnamed to escape the shame until a date at which I have photographic evidence ready for posting), and my family, in their pityful attempt at drying up the bar, there would have been lots left for you in the open bar. Still, I think the barman was busier than at most Italian weddings. All the best Andreas </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Only 120 days till I'm in your shoes. January 28th? I think you should hold off another week and a half and have it on Feb. 12th. Feburary 12th is probably the best day in the whole year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Only 120 days till I'm in your shoes. January 28th? I think you should hold off another week and a half and have it on Feb. 12th. Feburary 12th is probably the best day in the whole year. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: As your Liege I fully expect a place of honor in the receiving line.You, of course, are welcome to come. Just don't bring Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: The three-master in the background is the one we'll be on. Nice shot of the ship. I think I see which four or five pixels you're referring to. In the future, you may want to GET A LITTLE CLOSER TO YOUR SUBJECT. Unless they had stranded you on that little atoll for a reason (And really... you being yourself is reason enough.) So, are you two going to be dressed like pirates when you get married? (Oh please, let it be so!) I can hear it now... Cue psychotic...er...dream interlude...) Capt. Bluebottle: "Do you Sharri, take this scurvy dog to be your First mate, to 'ave and to 'old, till ye open Davey's Locker?" Sharri: "Arr..." Capt. Bluebottle: "And do you, Lars, take this wonderful, darlin' girl, 'oo is much to good fr the likes of one such as yourself, to 'ave ad to 'old till ye walk the plank?" Lars: "Arr..." It would be so... magical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: See - he has made it pretty damn obvious that he's got a long way to go before he can be considered crap on the shoe bottoms of such lordly characters as Sir Sir 37mm, let alone a serf. [que Sir Sir 37mm proposing Dirtweasel as serf of the Pool]It would be quite impossible for me to propose Dirtyweaslybastiche for serfdom... for one thing his lack of location, wit & a challenge make him a sure-fire candidate for Coventry. Still a lack of location (let's face it New Zealand doesn't count), wit or challenge hasn't troubled your rise to faux-knighthood so who really knows… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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