dalem Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Seanachai was a Hippie from the Land of the Pull-Tab Bars With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done The deal was made in St. Paul on a dark and stormy day So he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray Through seventy-six and seven they fought the drunken war With their fingers on their water pipes, knee-deep in empties For days and nights they battled the Sober to their knees They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese Seanachai the Thompson gunner... His comrades fought beside him - Van Owen and the rest But of all the Thompson gunners, Seanachai was the best So the CIA decided they wanted Seanachai dead That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen blew off Seanachai's head Seanachai the headless Thompson gunner St. Paul's bravest son Time, time, time For another peaceful war But time stands still for Seanachai 'Til he evens up the score They can still see his headless body stalking through the night In the muzzle flash of Seanachai's Thompson gun In the muzzle flash of Seanachai's Thompson gun Seanachai searched the continent for the man who'd done him in He found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin Seanachai aimed his Thompson gun - he didn't say a word But he blew Van Owen's body from there to Johannesburg Seanachai the headless Thompson gunner... The eternal Thompson gunner still wandering through the night Now it's ten years later but he still keeps up the fight In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley Patty Hearst heard the burst of Seanachai's Thompson gun and bought it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 What a load of old cobbler's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 I propose that stoat be promoted to Knight based on his postings in this Stoat's Glory I know he has a Liege somewhere, but that doesn't seem to be working very well, and I really don't see how the MBT can afford to ignore this brilliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I propose that stoat be promoted to Knight based on his postings in this Stoat's GloryIt's great seeing Stoat (bolded in respect) run circles around that knuckle dragger. If he doesn't get kiniggeted he should at least get some sort of recognition/title for a job well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: What a load of old cobbler's. Who these guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Hey, nice shot of cousin Luigi, Uncle Guido, and the little Albertos in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Now sodd off you cheeky git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Dalem, good thing Warren Zevon is dead... otherwise he'd likely hunt you down and kick you in the nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Someone's going to get a spanking! but that's probably what he was hoping for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Hey Joe Shaw now where's my turn? Say haw haw go to hell an' burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Dalem, good thing Warren Zevon is dead... otherwise he'd likely hunt you down and kick you in the nuts I saw a dalem drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's... his hair was perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Boo, do not, ever, associate a cool tune with Dalem. Its just not done. If you wanna write him into Tiptoe Through the Tulips, knock yourself out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Better still, just knock yourself out for the hell of it.....here's a lump hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 So, what you're saying is, "Send lawyers, guns and dalem" is bad, but, "We had joy, we had fun, we had dalems in the sun" is OK? I better write this down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 NO, No, not a bad enough song...something mroe along the lines of: "Dalem don't be a hero..." Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Stoat's Glory While he did manage to counter BUM$LING's rapier-like wit, Stoat was simply fulfilling his senior dustman duties; dealing with refuse, flotsam and jetsam that washes ashore from time to time. If that gives him the right to become a knight of the cesspool, well, you know, it kind of defeats the purpose of having knights of the cesspool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, what you're saying is, "Send lawyers, guns and dalem" is bad, but, "We had joy, we had fun, we had dalems in the sun" is OK?Not quite bad enough. See Rune's post, he has the right idea. Speaking of Rune, you're responsible for Allah's Fist, aren't you? Shoulda named it 'Roshambo Ya For It" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, what you're saying is, "Send lawyers, guns and dalem" is bad, but, "We had joy, we had fun, we had dalems in the sun" is OK?Not quite bad enough. See Rune's post, he has the right idea. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Boo, that was a masterpiece. It brought a tear to my eye. In fact, it just may have triggered a migraine. You don't, by chance, have any Vogon in you, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: Hey Joe Shaw now where's my turn? Say haw haw go to hell an' burn Hah! A lot YOU know ... I don't even HAVE anything to burn, other than the poor hovels my terrified civilians are huddled in to try to avoid the indiscriminate and barbaric free fire zone that my village has become. Your great snorting Strykers simply swooped in without warning with the obvious intent of leveling the village despite the fact that there are no fighters here. ... I figure if I can't win on the battlefield I'll win in the Arab press! As to the turn ... well, uh, there were ... uh ... technical difficulties ... related to the UI ... and pathfinding ... and no WEGO, no wait we are playing WEGO aren't we ... well it was something technical and it'll be fixed this evening. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: I propose that stoat be promoted to Knight based on his postings in this Stoat's GloryIt's great seeing Stoat (bolded in respect) run circles around that knuckle dragger. If he doesn't get kiniggeted he should at least get some sort of recognition/title for a job well done. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Joe, you expecting Rog to actually come in here and ANSWER you? Don't hold your breath. Wait... no, hold your breath. Yeah, start holding your breath right... NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Ok that's it demote all the Justiciars. Without the rules this cesspool will turn into a muddy puddle! Some may claim that'd be an improvement but they can SOD OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Do you think I fell of the Bunyip truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Shuddup Bunyip (spelt but not bolded) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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