Dave H Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: Well, she's here. After 34 (!) hours of labour, Claire Ainsley Ballantyne made her appearance at 4:48 a.m. Mon., May 14. She weighed seven pounds, 12 ounces. And yes, she has more hair than daddy. Photo album. 34 hours of labor?? :eek: :eek: Man, what I wouldn't give to have a recording of all the names Paula called you during that time. I'm guessing there were times when you weren't her favorite person. Did she ever use the "You did this to me!" line on you? What a beautiful baby girl. Congratulations to the entire Axe family, especially to Paula for putting up with a maggot like you. Is it too soon for me to send little Miss Claire a Yankees cap? Maybe the Blue Jays? Anything but the whiny <font size=1>sox</font size> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: I don't like the new Soddball. Hell, I wasn't all that keen on the old one but at least it used to growl and show his hideously mangled choppers in a mildly amusing way. Now it's all "How's yer Mum" and other such nauseating pleasantries. I have always known those foppish political types were a bunch of horse's asses but this is the first horse's ass that I known that joined the political forum. A pox on him. You're a whiny cock knocker, you know that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: Well, she's here. After 34 (!) hours of labour, Claire Ainsley Ballantyne made her appearance at 4:48 a.m. Mon., May 14. She weighed seven pounds, 12 ounces. And yes, she has more hair than daddy. Photo album. Oh, by the way mike -- I sent you CMBB turns you dunderhead, not CMAK. :mad: :mad: Congratulations to you and Paula!! To celebrate, I might actually have a turn for you by sometime next week. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 34 hours of labor?? Like that is any kind of an excuse for not sending turns. If you can not see your way clear to send them maybe Paula could take a moment to do so? Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: Well, she's here. After 34 (!) hours of labour, Claire Ainsley Ballantyne made her appearance at 4:48 a.m. Mon., May 14. She weighed seven pounds, 12 ounces. And yes, she has more hair than daddy. Congratulations to you and Paula on the birth of your beautiful daughter.. she's a wee smasher.. :cool: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 19, 2007 Author Share Posted May 19, 2007 Congratulations to you and Paula on the birth of your beautiful daughter.. she's a wee smasher.. Hopefully she will be a wee bit smarter then her Pop as well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Congratulations!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Yeah, Congratulations! And Canada just keeps growing and growing, eh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 Good morning gang! Jim How are you and your troops this fine day? I hope your Father-in-law is doing well. Same to you, your wife and child Jason . Nick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Turns out this afternoon. I conferred with Claire on strategy. She can't be any worse than her daddy. Her idea consisted mostly of spraying the opposing troops with vomit, urine and/or feces. Not bad, now that I think about it. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Don't show her how to use a mouse, or it'll be yet more humiliation for you on the battlefield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: Turns out this afternoon. I conferred with Claire on strategy. She can't be any worse than her daddy. Her idea consisted mostly of spraying the opposing troops with vomit, urine and/or feces. Not bad, now that I think about it. :mad: :mad: :mad: Damn, she is gonna be good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Urine-soaked turns out. :mad: :mad: Thanks for all the kind words everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 No turns - long week-end - drink and food - back at work now - someone get me a bucket. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Slacker! I had the same long weekend AND a new She Who Must Be Obeyed and I managed. Your TNT-chucking skills leave much to be desired. Sheesh. This thread'll take anyone these days. :mad: :mad: * *Typed with one hand, the other holding newly made crap factory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Obviously Pseudo's still working on his internet connection in Saskatchewan. They're waiting for a new shipment of string. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: Slacker! I had the same long weekend AND a new She Who Must Be Obeyed and I managed. Your TNT-chucking skills leave much to be desired. I beg to differ, your dedication to eating drinking and fire-working needs a slight adjustment if you're going to live in Canada... :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Holy feckin' moose-humpers.....J Piddley is a dam Canuck as well. WTF people? Are there no standards left? Axe when you are done changing diapers, yours and the lovely offspring you somehow managed not to infect with your mutant genes, a turn awaits ye, my sweet lass. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: Obviously Pseudo's still working on his internet connection in Saskatchewan. They're waiting for a new shipment of string. This newfangled high-speed string is hard to come by. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Pseudo, how are the blackflies? :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Originally posted by J Ruddy: Pseudo, how are the blackflies? :mad: :mad: :mad: Apparently they don't get them here. I was told to expect a lot of mosquitos, though. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by J Ruddy: Pseudo, how are the blackflies? :mad: :mad: :mad: Apparently they don't get them here. I was told to expect a lot of mosquitos, though. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Less pictures, more PBEM you slacker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Nick - where's my turn? :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 28, 2007 Author Share Posted May 28, 2007 Originally posted by J Ruddy: Nick - where's my turn? :mad: :mad: :mad: Hiya Jimbo . I made an unscheduled trip out of town and combined with the Holiday weekend. I just arrived home and checked my mail, turn sent. _________________________________________________ Memorial Day down here today. A day of remembering family, friends and fellow soldiers lost to duty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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