Michael Emrys Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm certain that I'm mistaken in that...Congratulations. Further progress would be indicated by your realization that you are mistaken about nearly everything. Keep working on it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley I'm not seeing the loyalty one would expect from a devoted member of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread. I'm certain that I'm mistaken in that but I wanted to bring it to your attention. Joe Oh, really? Who are you talking about? It shirley can't be me, because the one thing you can count on, Joe, is that I will always give you all the respect, loyalty and strict devotion I think you deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley I'm not seeing the loyalty one would expect from a devoted member of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread. I'm certain that I'm mistaken in that but I wanted to bring it to your attention. Joe Oh, really? Who are you talking about? It shirley can't be me, because the one thing you can count on, Joe, is that I will always give you all the respect, loyalty and strict devotion I think you deserve. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Patch: He said nothing about "Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora". He doesn't want to read your tale of kayaking with Peng who has a bad case of hemorroids. I think that would be a funny story. Only if Peng's inflamed butt-nodules were extra-bouyant and so prevented him from righting his kayak and he caved in his head on some underwater outcropping and a crawdad ate his brain and evolved into some sort of super-crawdad that grew ten stories high and ate freeway overpasses for dinner. Now that would be funny. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Stagnated stools are nothing to be sniffed at....... Heyheyhey! We try to run a clean thread here, so I'll thank you to keep your stool sniffing propensities to yourself, boyo, or I'll be having a word with the Management about you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by Patch: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Patch: He said nothing about "Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora". He doesn't want to read your tale of kayaking with Peng who has a bad case of hemorroids. I think that would be a funny story. Only if Peng's inflamed butt-nodules were extra-bouyant and so prevented him from righting his kayak and he caved in his head on some underwater outcropping and a crawdad ate his brain and evolved into some sort of super-crawdad that grew ten stories high and ate freeway overpasses for dinner. Now that would be funny. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 This thread still lives??? I guess it's true... you know, the saying that Evil still walks the land, and it's name is "The Pend Thread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: This thread still lives??? I guess it's true... you know, the saying that Evil still walks the land, and it's name is "The Pend Thread". Evil? Friggin sewing circle, that's what this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Y'know, Stuka really does look like the usher at a funeral parlor. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Flicking my cigar ash into your coffin.....ahh, happy days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REVS Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 * Staggers in, dazed by alien kidnappers' probes – don't ask* Can anyone direct me to the general forum? I have a kidnapping to report, earthquakes coming, sensational conspiracies revealed that explain everything, but I'm lost, dazed & confused, and right now my nostrils are filled with nothing but vile, stinking cesspool vapours. Surely this is the wrong place. Nurse, morphine! * Staggers a bit more, exit, stage left * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 You could have left a keg behind ya bastage!!! **mad** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: This thread still lives??? I guess it's true... you know, the saying that Evil still walks the land, and it's name is "The Pend Thread". What's a "Pend Thread"? (And when old guys like you show up, shouldn't it be the DEpends Thread?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Stagnated stools are nothing to be sniffed at....... Troy Buswell prefers fresh ones. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Herr Oberst: This thread still lives??? I guess it's true... you know, the saying that Evil still walks the land, and it's name is "The Pend Thread". Evil? Friggin sewing circle, that's what this is. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 And you'd be just the one to drop a stitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: And you'd be just the one to drop a stitch. It is both amusing and ironical that you talk to me about dropping things and yet it is YOU who owe ME a turn from at least 6 months ago. Everyone, point and laugh at Lars now. POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DASman Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DASman: I'm still waitin for the nakid pictures...... E A stupid man will wait forever for the thing that proves he's stupid. Piss-off, and try not to fall over the empties on your way out, eh? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Originally posted by DASman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: A stupid man will wait forever for the thing that proves he's stupid. Nice try, still waitin on what will prove me stupid. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Originally posted by DASman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DASman: I'm still waitin for the nakid pictures...... E A stupid man will wait forever for the thing that proves he's stupid. Piss-off, and try not to fall over the empties on your way out, eh? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 MrDASBootMan. Get a fookin email address if you want to play. Until then, Sod off a lot now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Originally posted by MrPeng: MrDASBootMan. Get a fookin email address if you want to play. Until then, Sod off a lot now. At last, at long last I've seen Peng uphold one of the rules of the CessPool ... I'd say I could die happy now but YOU lot would take that as an excuse to suggest ways and means to make it happen. You're all swine ... but you're MY swine and that's what matters. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... I'd say I could die happy now but YOU lot would take that as an excuse to suggest ways and means to make it happen.1. A stout length of hemp tied at one end to a rafter and fashioned at the other into a noose. 2. A chair pulled over until it is under the noose. 3. Climb onto the chair and secure the noose around your neck. 4. Kick the chair out of the way. Simple enough that even you should have a 50/50 chance of succeeding. But if that proves too complicated, just pour a gallon or three of gasoline all over yourself and play with matches. Or a lighter. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: MY swine... My swine... Myswine... Mice wine? Yet another white, fuzzy drink, not to be confused with cotton gin. GOODNIGHT ALTOONA, I LOVE YOU!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... I'd say I could die happy now but YOU lot would take that as an excuse to suggest ways and means to make it happen.1. A stout length of hemp tied at one end to a rafter and fashioned at the other into a noose. 2. A chair pulled over until it is under the noose. 3. Climb onto the chair and secure the noose around your neck. 4. Kick the chair out of the way. Simple enough that even you should have a 50/50 chance of succeeding. But if that proves too complicated, just pour a gallon or three of gasoline all over yourself and play with matches. Or a lighter. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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