Seanachai Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: (Im drunk) Don't ever change. We'll be writing you off as a liver donor, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: Seanachai!! Saind mae a fecki' turrn, ye spazoid! Kiss me arse. I sent you a fecking turn earlier this life-cycle. What the hell world is this I'm in now?! Like I didn't already have enough issues with the Universe, I'm looking at a 'Near Future/Speculative' Game based on war with Syria? What the **** is that all about? Like we could actually mount a military operation against Syria at this point?! We already have a father of two who's a member of this Thread who's been called up, and we're supposed to imagine extending the war into Syria? Christ, when I registered for the draft in High School, you'd have been looked at as if blood were shooting out of your arse like a fountain if you'd suggested that married guys with two kids would be called up for active duty. And now they routinely are, and yet we're supposed to imagine we've got the resources to extend the war into Syria? Will there be flying mutant kangaroo death-tanks too? Man, I just don't know. On top of everything else, none of you are any fecking smarter than the last time I was here. Maybe we should get behind a program of nutrition and early education? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Maybe we should get behind a program of nutrition and early education? Beer's nutritional, right? *worried* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Maybe we should get behind a program of nutrition and early education? Beer's nutritional, right? *worried* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Good. ...and reading the beer label can be considered educational? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: What the hell world is this I'm in now?! Like I didn't already have enough issues with the Universe, I'm looking at a 'Near Future/Speculative' Game based on war with Syria? What the **** is that all about? Like we could actually mount a military operation against Syria at this point?! We already have a father of two who's a member of this Thread who's been called up, and we're supposed to imagine extending the war into Syria? Christ, when I registered for the draft in High School, you'd have been looked at as if blood were shooting out of your arse like a fountain if you'd suggested that married guys with two kids would be called up for active duty. And now they routinely are, and yet we're supposed to imagine we've got the resources to extend the war into Syria?Nixon did Cambodia while Viet Nam was still going on, didn't he? Well then, if Nixon could expand a losing war into a neighboring country to lose in, then Bush can...Bush can... ...Oh ****. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: What the hell world is this I'm in now?! Like I didn't already have enough issues with the Universe, I'm looking at a 'Near Future/Speculative' Game based on war with Syria? What the **** is that all about? Like we could actually mount a military operation against Syria at this point?! We already have a father of two who's a member of this Thread who's been called up, and we're supposed to imagine extending the war into Syria? Christ, when I registered for the draft in High School, you'd have been looked at as if blood were shooting out of your arse like a fountain if you'd suggested that married guys with two kids would be called up for active duty. And now they routinely are, and yet we're supposed to imagine we've got the resources to extend the war into Syria?Nixon did Cambodia while Viet Nam was still going on, didn't he? Well then, if Nixon could expand a losing war into a neighboring country to lose in, then Bush can...Bush can... ...Oh ****. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Seanachai!! Saind mae a fecki' turrn, ye spazoid! Kiss me arse. I sent you a fecking turn earlier this life-cycle. What the hell world is this I'm in now?! Like I didn't already have enough issues with the Universe, I'm looking at a 'Near Future/Speculative' Game based on war with Syria? What the **** is that all about? Like we could actually mount a military operation against Syria at this point?! We already have a father of two who's a member of this Thread who's been called up, and we're supposed to imagine extending the war into Syria? Christ, when I registered for the draft in High School, you'd have been looked at as if blood were shooting out of your arse like a fountain if you'd suggested that married guys with two kids would be called up for active duty. And now they routinely are, and yet we're supposed to imagine we've got the resources to extend the war into Syria? Will there be flying mutant kangaroo death-tanks too? Man, I just don't know. On top of everything else, none of you are any fecking smarter than the last time I was here. Maybe we should get behind a program of nutrition and early education? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Will there be flying mutant kangaroo death-tanks too? My God, your illiteracy is an embarrassment to us all. All along, they've been talkinga bout Space Lobsters and here you are, acting as if you just fell off the bus from Lake Stupid, talking about flying mutant kangaroo death-tanks. If you were any more clueless, we'd put you up for the "Jessica Simpson Mental Acuity Achievement" award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: What the **** is that all about? Like we could actually mount a military operation against Syria at this point?! Well, damn it. That was a lot milder then I was expecting. WTF? You don't think he was sober do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 And another thing that's been bothering me, why is it that Georges Bizet's "The Fair Maid of Perth" sounds like music that would be used in old, black and white films about the Russian navy? I mean, is there something about young women in Western Oddstraylia that immediately brings to mind the Black Sea Fleet churning through storm-tossed waters? Or maybe a grainy film of the destroyer Pronzitelny on maneuvers? Then again, maybe he was writing about some chaquita he knew in Perth Amboy, Noo Joisey? Then, I could maybe see some kind of correlation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: And another thing that's been bothering me, why is it that Georges Bizet's "The Fair Maid of Perth" sounds like music that would be used in old, black and white films about the Russian navy? I mean, is there something about young women in Western Oddstraylia that immediately brings to mind the Black Sea Fleet churning through storm-tossed waters? Sodding twit! Perth as an Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: Sodding twit! Perth as an Scotland. I thought it was in Indiana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Everybody knows that the days are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed. Everybody knows the war is over, everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the poor stay poor the rich get rich, thats how it goes Everybody knows... Everybody knows the boat is leaking, everybody knows the captain lied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Damn it, now do we need to start a Peng thread in the CMC forums as well? With lack of posts from you wankers, I doubt we can keep two of these monstrosities afloat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Nah, we should focus our efforts here in CM:FU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Instead of "beavering away" (and that REALLY brings up a visual I could do without), why not send him that little CMAK scenario I sent to you a month or so ago for testing? The Final Ridge, or The Last Ridge, or The Ridges of Madison County, or whatever it was? If he thinks he hates the desert now, just wait... How about it Cavscout; you up for playing two games conseq... conseker… consuecit… at the same time? Of course that would be dependent on Boo sending me his damned scenario again as I seem to have both 'misplaced' the file & the email… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: And another thing that's been bothering me, why is it that Georges Bizet's "The Fair Maid of Perth" sounds like music that would be used in old, black and white films about the Russian navy? I mean, is there something about young women in Western Oddstraylia that immediately brings to mind the Black Sea Fleet churning through storm-tossed waters? Sodding twit! Perth as an Scotland. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: You're beavering away on a little scenario? Jesus, I'm losing a game to someone who is beavering away. And lucky. Very, very lucky. Luck is just genius in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by juan_gigante: You're beavering away on a little scenario? Jesus, I'm losing a game to someone who is beavering away. And lucky. Very, very lucky. You're loosing? How dare you! Rectify the situation immidiately. I suggest sacrificing your opponent to Jamoomba by drowning him in processed cheese forthwith. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Of course that would be dependent on Boo sending me his damned scenario again as I seem to have both 'misplaced' the file & the email… You know, it's because of people like you that I drink as much as I do. May God bless your pointy little head and keep you safe from anything as dangerous as knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Instead of "beavering away" (and that REALLY brings up a visual I could do without), why not send him that little CMAK scenario I sent to you a month or so ago for testing? The Final Ridge, or The Last Ridge, or The Ridges of Madison County, or whatever it was? If he thinks he hates the desert now, just wait... How about it Cavscout; you up for playing two games conseq... conseker… consuecit… at the same time? Of course that would be dependent on Boo sending me his damned scenario again as I seem to have both 'misplaced' the file & the email… </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Originally posted by Sir 37mm: You know, it's because of people like you that I drink as much as I do. As you're still typing you clearly don't drink or get hit round the head with a lead pipe often enough [ October 13, 2005, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 CMSF Forum full of posts... CMC Forum full of posts... Where is the little phonograph record with the hole in the middle that you put in to the machine to watch the tanks shoot at each other? Arent they supposed to make the little records so people know what they're talking about? But I guess it doesnt matter whether they do or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: That would be outstanding. I look forward to see which of us screws up the most, thereby handing victory to the other. If I know Boo (and ashamedly I think I do) I can safely say that we won’t enjoy his scenario one bleeding bit, hopefully it’ll be one of those 15 turns games… as for my scenario I'm currently testing to see whether my IED's work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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