Joe Shaw Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Sledge59: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I am NOT your Knight Sledge59, but perhaps if you can identify you Knight (things have been changing so rapidly of late) then public pressure can be placed upon him to provide SOME measure of support. JoeIt's in my profile, you silly bunt. P.S. Glad to see that you're feeling better.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Steve just laid down the law http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=023523 so a shiny quarter says Mister Iron Chef gets exactly one more post. I predict that that one post will be quite interesting, if useless.I think we can take some pride in having been among the first to not only discover his "DOU" (Degree of Uselessness), but to have actually done something about it, i.e. sent his whiny little butt to Coventry. I find it amusing that, having failed miserably to "make it" as a CessPooler, he has now decided that he's a Grog and is attempting to "make it" as one of those. Rather like a dog trying to mark his territory when he's out of "ammunition". Joe</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Could someone PLEASE escort that donkey to the door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Speedbump: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: the stout Speedbump Oh, my liege you are making me blush again... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 ...(dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip) I'm (Boom, boom, boom, boom) I'm alright Nobody worry 'bout me Why you got to gimme a fight? Can't you just let it be? I'm alright Don't nobody worry 'bout me You got to give me a fight Why don't you just let me be? [ February 15, 2002, 11:30 AM: Message edited by: Persephone ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: Could someone PLEASE escort that donkey to the door!... now far be it for me to give a lecture on edjiting I must point out that doors are, like most of the corporeal world, just a tad bit insignificant to the practicing idjit. No, for the true idjit doors and any sort of solid reality are just an irrelevance. Yer see there's a little trap-door in one's skull right back in the dark, misty sub-conscious and every now and then we "pop" through it and hurtle into the depths of blissful idiocy to bathe in lapping dementia... swimmyswimmyswimmyswimmy Idjit Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Pierre! PIERRE! DAMN your froggy eyes, hand me that flamethrower, quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 In honors of Lars' return, I offer UPDATES! Lars is a bastard. No turn for Lars. jdmorse is also a bastard. No turn for jdmorse (unless it's his turn, in which case, where the FECK's my turn, you useless donkey's backside (that's right, you ass's ass)?). Or for Lars. Joe Shaw is a bastard who can't follow simple directions, like "please don't reply to this email address, instead respond to my usual address which I've even feckin' spelled out for ya meaning ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BLOODY CLICK ON IT!." Nope, too complicated. I've killed several of his paralyzed-with-Hamlet-like-Northern-angst Canuckleheads this turn as a rebuke. And my "hah, made you look!" flanking movement has served its sneaky purpose (or else the jittery chihuahuas I have as troops have panicked and run off at the first burst of enemy fire... nope, nope--sneaky movement, I say... very tricky... better give up now). As I say, a bastard. No turn for Lars. Seanachai, while possibly a bastard, is certainly a daft old punter. My fanatic pixeltruppen embrace their berserker frenzy to kill him, whether charging his undermodelled MGs and wiping out the crews in hand-to-hand combat or being slaughtered by the squadful by his gamey Ami vets as they panic and run away. I gladly drop arty on his men and mine alike to kill a few more of the old gnome's lackeys. Anyhow, no turn for Lars. Have I forgotten anyone I'm not sending turns to? No turn for Lars. Agua Perdido [Edited to remove accidental inclusion of Lars' next turn.] [ February 14, 2002, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Agua Perdido ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Agua Perdido: No turn for Lars.The last turn you sent was on 1/7/02. I really didn't expect another one so soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by Croda: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jshandorf: No flak wagons, or Fighter/bombers. That is it. Candyass.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Joe Shaw is a bastard who can't follow simple directions, like "please don't reply to this email address, instead respond to my usual address which I've even feckin' spelled out for ya meaning ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BLOODY CLICK ON IT!." Nope, too complicated. I've killed several of his paralyzed-with-Hamlet-like-Northern-angst Canuckleheads this turn as a rebuke. And my "hah, made you look!" flanking movement has served its sneaky purpose (or else the jittery chihuahuas I have as troops have panicked and run off at the first burst of enemy fire... nope, nope--sneaky movement, I say... very tricky... better give up now). As I say, a bastard. No turn for Lars. And I TRIED to respond to the email address you specified, which I might add and by the way I will was NOT available in the handy, one click does all format you CLAIM it was in, yet another LIE to your record ... you don't judge Ice Skating do you? Where was I ... oh yeah, I don't know what happened in the transmission of the email but I clearly TRIED and since IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS I claim victory in the battle of the emails. As to the actual battle, it's some Berli spawned nonsense featuring bocage, a HUGE map, bocage, far too few troops, bocage, hardly any arty, bocage and bocage. Add to that the evoluntary pace of turns from Agua Perdido and I could almost forget that he was my first Squire and call him names ... but I won't. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by TacopsPlayer: Ta da! How do you like it? Anyone care to discuss if LAV mounted Javelins are undermodelled?Look at your member number. Frickin' newbie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sledge59: Draw steel, knave.I shall instruct you on the week-end, and drown you to within an inch of your life like the runt of the litter you are. The duel shall be by tcp/ip and I shall defend as the quaint 'allies'. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Speedbump, it's good to see you again lad, I trust the burns from Jabo! have finally receded? JoeActually, it was not the burns that bothered me as much as the rocket that was lodged in a particularly uncomfortable place... Speedbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 w00t!! Whilst I am still in a limboish sort of a state - sick of being a Gates-slut (we soon get our fill of candy and cakes and sweeties, but then desire meat and flesh and blood and bone and whiskey and beer and bread) - and yet not yet redeemed to take on the Mantle of MrPeng (Hiram, take note - it is MrPeng, not MRPeng - MRPeng makes it sound like I have mental retardation or somefink {stop that sniggering you wisenheimers!}) the import of this particular post requires that I assume my Peng Personna and Have At It! Some of you may know that I have the unfortunate occupation of computer guy, which, while in and of itself typically consists of days filled with rage, outrage, hatred and mortification, does offer the occasional perk or not. The last time they sent me away it was to Sin City, with my horrid Canadian Boss - the tea drinking, overcooked meat eating undertipping SWINE - and the time before that was of course the Meeting of the Olde Ones in MinnieSoda. Worms, lads, lassies, Lawyers, Pillocks, Paddock inhabitants and filthy rotten scum (and Andreas) of all ilks, Peng is going to SALT LAKE CITY to the Novell BRAINSHARE conference. This is where Novell NetWare types get to posture and pose about how much we love our NetWare servers and "Goddammit doesn't M$ SUCK ASS" and generally make mock of all things Gatesian. {Justicar! You have been given AMPLE NOTICE. Peng will be in town mid-March. I will be bringing my own booze thanks, (3.2 beer? Joe Smith on a goddam CRUTCH!) but please find me a chippie or two who are into premarital bigamous sex. I am willing to pay top dollar (Australian Dollars) for them. $10 each should be enough for the week don't you think? And perhaps a stenographer or two to record the whole debauched week for us? Good lad, knew I could count on you. Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by MrPeng: {Justicar! You have been given AMPLE NOTICE. Peng will be in town mid-March. I will be bringing my own booze thanks, (3.2 beer? Joe Smith on a goddam CRUTCH!) but please find me a chippie or two who are into premarital bigamous sex. I am willing to pay top dollar (Australian Dollars) for them. $10 each should be enough for the week don't you think? And perhaps a stenographer or two to record the whole debauched week for us? Good lad, knew I could count on you. PengOh ... bloody ... hell ... and by then all the security will be long gone. Still, we have our ways. Say Peng old man, did I ever mention that Salt Lake City boasts {shush, damnit, I'm trying to salvage something out this disaster} the world's largest Family History Library? I'm thinking in terms of a few pulse pounding hours of checking out Census records on microfilm! What do you say Peng ... up to the challenge? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Say Peng old man, did I ever mention that Salt Lake City boasts the world's largest Family History Library? JoeThat would be due to those beautiful bisexual Morman Wives. {edited because no, you didn't mention it before} [ February 15, 2002, 12:12 AM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by MrPeng: I will be bringing my own boozeShe is 16 years old and her name is Lagavulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Peng, don't listen to them, you can swill whiskey any time. I'm talking about the opportunity to find information like the following I found in the will of one of my great great grandfathers in Alabama in 1839: 1 Lot of Hogs $54.00 3 Cows and 2 Calves $30.00 Negro woman named Vesiy $400.00 " Boy " Bese $400.00 " Girl " Jamina $250.00 " Boy " Richmond $150.00 " Woman & Child " Sylvia $750.00 Unfortunately, I'm NOT kidding! This was ... scary ... and quite sad. But think of the possibilities Peng, to find the origins of the Pod ... can you pass that up? Joe [ February 15, 2002, 12:53 AM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 How far did goodman Terence fall? Far enough for another Loss, that's all. [ February 15, 2002, 12:56 AM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 OK, let me just break up this little Peng/Shaw tryst preparatio to say... Ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ahahahahah aha ha ahaha aha a Oh thank you Persephone You are one delightfully evil harpy. The skewering of Berli was so ever well done and the valentine shandorf, mucho beullo (or however it goes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by Sir Marlow: I expect to see his head on a pike, his ears on a string, and his intestines dangling from a tree.Now there's a kaniggit with a great generous heart. He leaves the best bits to his squire. Sludge, I still await your signal flare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: " Boy " Bese $400.00 " Girl " Jamina $250.00 Unfortunately, I'm NOT kidding! This was ... scary ... and quite sad. It's downright un-PC if you ask me! An outrage. Just because Bese's a boy, he costs 150 dollars more than Jamina. In a _just_ slave society boys and girls would cost the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Persephone, you have done a lot to impress us with your picture editing skills, but there are times when your skills are not required, and the picture is embarrassing enough as is: Ladies and Gentlemen. Kiniigits, Dames, Serfs and SSN....introducing the one and only STIX in all his glory (and a nice fashionable pink frock that he loves to wear to this very day)! Mace PS I can be a real b*stard when I want to be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 MrPeng vs. THOSE FABULOUS MORMONS A fair contest?? One side is a sick state of mind, while the other is a state full of sick minds. Nonetheless, it sure helps in America if you have your very own state with Senators and everything to help you get money out of Washington. Three years ago, I was forced to attend a conference at the Salt Lake Cesspool center next to the Holy Place. All these fancy-looking bars, and nothing but 3.2 beer. What a waste. The streets are four miles wide, which means Peng will need to sprint to avoid the pick-up jockies, or else he will be meeting The Prior Pods firsthand. And this awful experience was BEFORE I knew about Joe Shaw! Gadzooks!! [ February 15, 2002, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: Lawyer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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