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THE LIST OF TEN COMBAT AXIOMS:


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1. if the enemy is in range, so are you.

2. Never draw fire on purpose; it irritates your neighbors.

3. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo.

4. Tracers work both ways.

5. When in doubt, empty the magazine.

6. Incoming fire has the right of way.

7. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy more people to shoot at.

8. Nothing is more accurate than friendly fire directed at your positions by mistake.

9. The most dangerous thing you can put in the hans of a lieutenant is a map.

10. If you've got all the food, fuel and ammo you need, something bad is about to happen ..

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Soldiers,

Ocam's Razor:

Why is that T-34 comming this way?

Becuase it sees you!

Why are those Russains shooting at me?

Becuase they see you!

Why is that fighter straffing me?

Becuase it sees you!

Why are my pants on fire?

Becuase you are wearing the infamuos explosive underwear designed late in the war to react to urine, which was captured by the Russains, and brough to the front....duh.

(All SSN's who have no idea what I'm talking about, do a searh for: "The infantry blowed up") :rolleyes:

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Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

Murphy was a grunt.

:D

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Juju:

Yeah, I just bet you have. Found it here I guess?:

The list of ten combat axioms

IIRC I got the entire list from the old 1944 Across The Rhine manual. ;) <hr></blockquote>

not from there lol! lol! i got it to, one of mi first Pc games ACROSS THE RHINE from "Microprose" in the historical documentary book.. :D

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The Prayer of the Combat Soldier:

God, grant me the patience to wait until the gunsight settles, THEN breathe, half-exhale, and slooowly squeeze the trigger.

May my knife edge always be sharp (the non-sawblade side, that is), my grenade pins firmly bent, my radio batteries always charged, and the artillery immediately on call.

Please let my close air support NOT be cross-eyed, loaded only with 500 pounders (and the target at DANGER CLOSE), and having to pee.

May the sound of an entrenching tool chopping into an enemy's back always seem sweeter than the giggle of a pretty girl.

And may I once...just once...get to see the poor bastige who hits my trip wire.

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