Iskander Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: Do you prefer Schnapps or Stoli's?Yes. silly question, lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Papa Khann, don't you have a quest you need to be performing for me? JoeHas your Viagra prescription run dry again? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Berli, Lars & MrSpkr, I HATE YOU ALL! <big><big> sob...</big></big> (sound of feet running away...door slamming)Ahhh -- I love it when a plan comes together. Steve</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Papa Khann, don't you have a quest you need to be performing for me? JoeHas your Viagra prescription run dry again? Papa</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 SPOILER ********* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1x something lots x plinky things reasonable amount of lesser plinky things not a lot of interesting things few big things few things that rattle Having placed everything carefully in the that meagre, withered clump of brittle twigs I waited long and hard and then the ground heaved and from it a giant gopher snatched me few big things and then and flung them across the arid Steppes. My, I was disappointed. No bleedin shockwaves, no gopher camera shake AND WHAT THE HECK IS THAT, EH? ARMOUR PENETRATION BY NIBBLING GOPHER TEETH. I DO NOT THINK SO. PAH! Of course I may say anything about Lars and MrSpkr down here because they won't see it and even if they did just the slightest mention of the reverse-slope deployment of 45.... oooops.... bother.... hahahahaahahahaahahahahahah Anyone for a spot of carrot? Yeknod o' tha Thistle and Defender of the Paddock [ September 06, 2002, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 *bangs pots and pans* To battle! - derogatory remarks made about the MBT CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Ok, who's the wisenheimer that just sent me the Viagra ad? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 ...your wife/de facto/girlfriend? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Iskander I would like to formally admonish you for leaving me off your list of most hated potential opponents in a most niggardly fashion. BTW, you teach the little creature to quote chairman Mao yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!Just don't miss a reference, do you? And now a little anecdote: Mace, who had just finished his schooling on the farm, was sent by his Ma and Pa to the big city to go to college. The first thing Mace does when he gets to town, is go to find a whorehouse. He goes inside to talk to the madam about getting a girl. She leads him upstairs, opens the door to a room and tells him to sit and wait for the girl to arrive. After several minutes of anxious waiting, a young, blonde prostitute comes in. Mace is beside himself, and he leaps up from the bed, grabs the television, and throws it out the window. The girl thinks this is odd behavior, but she shrugs it off, and begins to undress. As she strips, Mace runs over, grabs the nightstand and throws it out the window. Again the girl thinks this is odd, but being an experienced hooker, she figures it's a fetish and continues disrobing. The girl removes her panties, and with that, Mace grabs the entire bed and starts lugging it toward the window. The girl, figuring this is one even she hasn't heard of, finally asks, "What the hell are you doing?" Mace replies, "Ah ain't never been with no woman before but, if it's anythin' like sheep, we gonna need all the room we can git." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Lars, how did you know? You must have been in the voyeurs room next door, observing. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: Lars, how did you know? You must have been in the voyeurs room next door, observing. MaceOf course, it's cheaper. But more crowded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 No, but he has a nice set of bedroom furniture to prove his story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 That's NOT what the link is too....hang on... [ September 06, 2002, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Iskander ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 Err, Iskander, have you lost your mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Ummmm, Iskander, fix your URL mate. *blushes* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 whoops, got so befuddled I double-posted. [ September 06, 2002, 06:06 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Iskander, Edit your post. Are you outta your freakin' mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Iskander, wherever that belongs, I'm fairly certain it ain't here. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 That IS NOT the picture he thought he was posting... I checked the source and saw what he saw. It looks like that site is doing some kind of porn spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Sorry about that, gang. The pix I tried to post (about LOTR and german tanks) was this: "www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/variety/geno1173_shire.jpg" As Berli noted, obviously, something happened that's beyond my limited web understanding. When I previewed it and then when it posted, all was well; when I check back about 20 minutes later... it wasn't. Again, soooory! [ September 06, 2002, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: Iskander ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by Iskander: Sorry about that, gang. No biggy, but the URL is still being redirected to 'other' picture. It might be better to d/l the picture and upload it somewhere else we can link to, but I'd kill that link. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by Iskander: Sorry about that, gang. The pix I tried to post (about LOTR and german tanks) was this: [url=http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/variety/geno1173_shire.jpg]http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/variety/geno1173_shire.jpg[/ URL] As Berli noted, obviously, something happened that's beyond my limited web understanding. When I previewed it and then when it posted, all was well; when I check back about 20 minutes later... it wasn't. Again, soooory!Roflllllllllll you poor guy, brings a whole new meaning to "UP PERICOPE" Sorry, but had you seen my face when that was slowleyyyyyyyyyyy downloading on my screen I saw the LOTR thing and thought it was like some kinda squishy fruit downloading. Soooooooooooooooo funny. Edited because I am still in shock.... Lol [ September 06, 2002, 06:34 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: porn spam.Ah porn spam...love that stuff, I have it for breakfast all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Jesus wept.... SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ September 06, 2002, 06:32 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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