Guest Mike Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: A day late and a dollar short, Mike, as usual. Pillock.Good signature. And yet you posted about it here only after me? I guess that makes you yet to be born and in deficit when you arrive. Of course next time you could avoid the pain by simply not arriving at all - we'll all be better off for it. [ November 05, 2002, 05:58 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by Mike: And yet you posted about it here only after me?Okay, lackwit Mike, follow me here 'cause this gets a little tricky. You see, I didn't post this in the MBT because it had been posted elsewhere. I saw that you, in your inimitable brainfree style, posted the link in the MBT long AFTER it had appeared elsewhere on the forum. I then posted a link to that thread TO POINT OUT WHAT A LACKWITTED, SLOW, LATE TO THE PARTY, CLUELESS PILLOCK YOU ARE! As if anyone had many problems understanding THAT. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: And yet you posted about it here only after me?Okay, lackwit Mike, follow me here 'cause this gets a little tricky.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 OK, that has got to be the most boring little tiff ever to show it's rather uninteresting face in the MBT. Please take it to the men's room, gits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: the most boring little tiff in the men's room.Hey kid! Here's a fiver. Why don't you go out trolling for Outerboard trash some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: ....some twaddle as usual.....What's it to you panty waste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Proof that Mouse's lackwit Outerboard 'friend' (not that there's anything wrong with that) has more of a clue than Mouse himself (not that THAT would be too difficlt for your average wooden block): MysteryGoods said: I read that weird thread where they told me to "SOD OFF" but I don't know what that means, so I sodded off and never went back.If only Mouse were that bright. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 <BIG>**IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH!!**</BIG> 0940 WAT "A short time ago, reports were filtering in from the front that the enemy Zombie Hordes rigidly controlled by the Evil Justiciar have been soundy thrashed and beaten by our brave and plucky Forces of Floss! The following startling aerial photograph snapped by our behind-the-lines Hot-Air-Balloon-Cam<SUPtm</SUP> clearly shows Herr General Flosschenhimer's proud Stug-O-Doom<SUP>tm</SUP> defending the flag from the enemy scum, whilst our lend-lease Renault Escargots pepper his heartless cannon fodder!! Hoorah!! The following indisputable AAR was kindly submitted by XII Propaganda Corps for lurid gloating over: Footnote: Lacking any battle sense, the Evil Justicar has already begun sueing for a re-match." Of course, being tactiley superior in every sense, how could I refuse. Onwards to more GLORIOUS VICTORIES!! Sir Flamin' Aussiejeff [ November 05, 2002, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Good show AJ, now weren't you going to send me a surrender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 6, 2002 Author Share Posted November 6, 2002 Bah! This is the FIRST, the VERY FIRST CMBB battle completed and thus is not to be considered as it was a learning experience ... besides you throw out the low score and that would be AussieJeff's IQ. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Good show AJ, now weren't you going to send me a surrender?I lied {NB: ingratiating smilies inserted for ingratiatingly grating effect} AJ PS: YOU OWE ME A TURN, YOU GAMEY BASTICHE!!! [ November 05, 2002, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 <BIG>MU-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!</BIG> I just killed Mouse's soulmate - a friggin' BIG ELEFANT!! Heeheeheeee...! [Mind you, I lost 3 AFV's in the process ;o( - bastiche!!] AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: That is the strangest desert mod I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: <BIG>MU-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!</BIG> I just killed Mouse's soulmate - a friggin' BIG ELEFANT!! Heeheeheeee...! [Mind you, I lost 3 AFV's in the process ;o( - bastiche!!] AJGeez. As usual, this place goes as quiet as a Mouse 'bout this time every nite. Guess I'll just have to have intercourse with meself, eh? ID: Hiya, AJ. What happened after you shot Mouse's bosom buddy, the big fat ELEFANT-THAT-NEVER-FIRED-A-SHOT? SELF: Well, he also just lost one of his few remaining SPitball Guns and was last seen running in circles, burrowing back into the woods and generally squeaking a-lot. I might tempt him out with Cheeseplatter. Hmm, what do I have here ... err .. some Gruyere, Swiss Blue Vein, Havarti, Taswegian Cheddar, Margaret River Camembert... hmm - and some JATZ CRACKERS!! Here, Mousey!! Come and GET IT!!! heehee. ID: Ha-ha! You are a laugh-a-minute AJ, unlike the other dregs floating around this fetid bog-hole.. SELF: Gee, thanks-a-lot mate! Yeah, I know the "Other Pillocks" are a bit stale at times, but you have to listen harder to try and understand what they are straining to say.... one day you might even know what the hell they are talking about. ID: Oh, righty-ho then! Thanks for the tip. You are a swell guy AJ. Catch you next time eh? SELF: Sure, sure Id! My pleasure. Cya later, maybe.. {geez, what a friggin' nutcase this Id guy is! I hope he pisses orf and doesn't come back to annoy me with his inane comments...} Sigh. Anyone for a game of "Snap"? AJ [ November 05, 2002, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: That is the strangest desert mod I've ever seen.It must have rained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by supplicant Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: That is the strangest desert mod I've ever seen.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: <font size=-1>Yes. Unfortunately a rare amoebic algae infection broke out and gave everything an alternative hue.</font>There will be NO CHARGE for this public service from the Forces Of Scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by PondScum: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: <font size=-1>Yes. Unfortunately a rare amoebic algae infection broke out and gave everything an alternative hue.</font>There will be NO CHARGE for this public service from the Forces Of Scum.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: Hint hint, Persephone: you're supposed to have found a pic of Olivia De Havilland in the silvery-white dress thingie and posted it by now.Well, Dalem, I didn't find a piccy of Olivia De Havilland...but this is Maid Panzarion...I hope this is close enough... Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Hint hint, Persephone: you're supposed to have found a pic of Olivia De Havilland in the silvery-white dress thingie and posted it by now.Well, Dalem, I didn't find a piccy of Olivia De Havilland...but this is Maid Panzarion...I hope this is close enough... Persephone</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: {insert *GAA-ACK* here}Please let it be because someone that knows you is choking the life out of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 It's all too depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 6, 2002 Author Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: It's all too depressing.Oh yeah? It's not YOUR tanks stuck in that damned gap in the woods. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 So, whatever happened to Bauhaus... I'll tell you. That sorry pile of steaming AussieJeff has stopped playing CM entirely. You can now find him playing America's Army and speaking l33t. I think it is high time for our first de-knighting. Strip him of his spurs and break his sabre BURN THE WITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: So, whatever happened to Bauhaus... I'll tell you. That sorry pile of steaming AussieJeff has stopped playing CM entirely. You can now find him playing America's Army and speaking l33t. I think it is high time for our first de-knighting. Strip him of his spurs and break his sabre BURN THE WITCH!Which Witch? Why do I bother playing your scenarios at all? When do I get de-knighted? What did I do to deserve such an honour? Wherefore art thou, Spock? Who is my name? Huh? AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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