Panzer Leader Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Duckfinger (or whatever) I am not sure where you've been since 1979, but oh, about 2 months ago, the boys at Big Time Software (now calling themselves Battlefront.com, trying to jump into the .com market - about 3 years too late) anyhow, they've relaeased this great new game. It's called... Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin Maybe you've heard of it? Why don't you take those sorry-assed half-devoured battles you drew out o' your magic hat, stale from a year of neglect, and start fresh, in 1941, in the EAST! Sheesh, I am sure I speak for those you've tried to pass your odious PBEMs off to. In fact, these gits you're badgering - I doubt they even remember said battles! It's no wonder they've all deleted them. What a git you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 I have come to look for a fight, for I have been told this is the right place for that. I am however unfamiliar with this thread and all you people in it, and I dont think I will ever understand...well anything really. Anyway, will someone send me one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: I have come to look for a fight, for I have been told this is the right place for that. I am however unfamiliar with this thread and all you people in it, and I dont think I will ever understand...well anything really. Anyway, will someone send me one?Bah! Another damned Swede and a lawyer to boot, just what we need. Still he's an email and location in his profile so I suppose we have to be polite. HEY STUPID! Read the first post in this thread and pay particular attention to the part about sounding off LIKE YOU HAVE A PAIR! You might also note the section dealing with challenging and how to do it. Failing that, you could always ... SOD OFF! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: I for one consider him a twit, he seems to be terribly marked by strikes from a ten-foot poll, however if he sends me a set-up that I can't possible lose, I will reconsider my opinion. Get in line....I am a twit. Stoop. 2ndly, there was no sounding off like you have a pair. Other than that you seem to have figured me out. But when my CMBB game arrives at my house, I reserve my playing time for knights of the cesspool. Are you a knight? Are you even a squire? Didn't think so......sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekeFentle Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Well, well, well our little cherub of naming originality breaks wind and spasms upon his input device with lackluster blathering unfit to be quoted. CMBB ey? Mmmm let me look… Ah yes here it is! Panzer Lady if you are able to find your menu item and or short cut and launch the latest offering from BTS throw together a suitable engagement in the 1500 point range and send it. I have yet to defend and so would like to give it a go from that perspective. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Welcome back Blousehouse! There's a nice comfy chair by the fire for you to sit down on! *A horrifying scream is heard throughout the Cesspoool* Oops, sorry, I forgot I left my knitting needles on that chair. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 7, 2002 Author Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by DekeFentle: Well, well, well our little cherub of naming originality breaks wind and spasms upon his input device with lackluster blathering unfit to be quoted. CMBB ey? Mmmm let me look… Ah yes here it is! Panzer Lady if you are able to find your menu item and or short cut and launch the latest offering from BTS throw together a suitable engagement in the 1500 point range and send it. I have yet to defend and so would like to give it a go from that perspective. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor.Didn't we send this one to Coventry ... and if we didn't is it too late? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Welcome back Blousehouse! There's a nice comfy chair by the fire for you to sit down on! *A horrifying scream is heard throughout the Cesspoool* Oops, sorry, I forgot I left my knitting needles on that chair. PersephoneThat needle almost stabbed my immaculate thingy. sinner!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: I was envolking the Olde Ones...Can I be envolked, too? Always wanted to be part of the volk...*sniff*...maybe have a little wagen of my own... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: I have come to look for a fight, Okay. for I have been told this is the right place for that. So far so good... I am however unfamiliar with this thread and all you people in it, and I dont think I will ever understand...well anything really. Uh oh, losing it already... Anyway, will someone send me one?Oh dear, another crash and burn. Tripped right out of the starting block. Face first on the track, blood everywhere. NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by DekeFentle: (doesn’t everyone keep tape back ups of their home server?) Well for land's sake, this guy's as anal as our own dear Leeeeeeo, who has every single move from every single CMBB and CMBO game he's ever played. I imagine he sits alone at night in his damp, foetid basement replaying past glories over and over again, like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd.. " Oh yes, move 078 from the May 2000 game against dalem! Oh, I certainly fixed his wagon on that move, didn't I?" As he looks into the flickering screen of his monitor, the light bathes him with it's eerie glow. "I'm ready for my close up, Mr DeMille." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Malakovski: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: I was envolking the Olde Ones...Can I be envolked, too? Always wanted to be part of the volk...*sniff*...maybe have a little wagen of my own...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 I've got it! Let's have Blousehouse (LOL!) start the new MBT! If it shines, he keeps his kaniggethood. If it's crap, we throw tomatoes at him? Ah hell, I'm buying the tomaotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Is Peng realistic or Bug?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: ...after five turns of Aj's battle ...Oh. Never mind. That explains it. You sure you want to be associating with that sort of person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Abbott: Is Peng realistic or Bug??Realistic. You're the bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Anyway, will someone send me one?One what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Malakovski: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: Is Peng realistic or Bug??Realistic. You're the bug.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Welcome back Blousehouse! There's a nice comfy chair by the fire for you to sit down on! *A horrifying scream is heard throughout the Cesspoool* Oops, sorry, I forgot I left my knitting needles on that chair. PersephoneClever girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 This just proves that there are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions...and I hate being one of those stupid people. I did not know that there was a 14 page questionnare I had to fill out in order to get my teeth kicked in here. Boo hoo. -Yeah, that is sarcasm. SARCASM I tell you, maybe you should look it up. I have come looking for a fight dammit. And fight you I will. Not on the beaches though, for that is a place to drink beer. Nor will I fight you in the seas and oceans, for that is ALSO a place to drink beer. Neither will I fight you in any City for I hate those cowardly city battles. No...but I will fight you in any probe, attack or meeting engagement. And I will fight you in any damn 500-700 points QB you may feel secure enough to pick. So GO AHEAD...make your own day. That is right Malakovski, I am CHALLENGING you, and I dont care how you spell challenge in whatever part of the world you chose to call home. I think the point has gotten across, or do I have to slap you in the face with a glove on the third sunday in June for you to understand that? Accept the challenge or YOU can SOD OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Abbott: Do you not mean insect? I recall the word insect being used in that reference. I am not complaining mind you (you lose so well at PBEM) I am just keeping things straight. Now if you would care to settle this as the lame duck loser verses insect, I shall accept a setup. Something smaller perhaps, 500-700 points. Side makes no difference.Shall we turn the tables on that gamey monstrosity you sent me when you were a wee outerboarder? That sounds like a lovely irony to me. I'll take the KVs this time, you can have as many 37mm ATGs as you want. Expect a setup this evening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 He would not fight us on a train, nor in a boat, nor in a tree. He would not fight us, Sam I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 gamey monstrosity I must give you credit where it is due, sir! That is an excellent description of bauhaus. (Welcome back). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 I am a simple man, and anyone from Sweden ( a small socialist country, but I like vikings) who is a lawyer ( I hate frigging lawyers, too many of them in the world) would normally be ignored by me. But!!!!, anyone who quotes my idol, Homer J. Simpson, , has got to have some possibilities. Keep it up Leutnant Hortense, you might just make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekeFentle Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Didn't we send this one to Coventry ... and if we didn't is it too late? JoeJoey your petulant posturing is as always a piddling prostitution of good thread space. I was thrown out of Coventry ya git. They told me to come back here straight away and express my love for the good Bard and of course you. Big kiss and lots of huggsies Joey. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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