Boo Radley Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Sledge59: I suppose you're one of those critics who stands on a soap box next to a Jackson Pollock painting making obscene gestures at anyone who disagrees with your narrow-minded interpretation of what the artist meant in the first place.... HMMMMM?Yeah? So? You going somewhere with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 What say you Joe? Can you refuse a Squire under quest?Yes. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: <big>SHUT UP!</big>. Shut Up! For the love of all that is Holy in the cess, shut that flapping trap you call a mouth and sod off to "buggerer's paradise." I (and the multitudinous others) cringe and skulk with each bleating confirmation of your lack-luster mono-drone existence. ssn's (and squires) of late are merely dingleberries upon the ass of life. They are too fond of their own voices. Excuse me while I drown my futile realizations of how useless ssn's are within the demon of malt liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: <big>SHUT UP!</big>. Shut Up! For the love of all that is Holy in the cess, shut that flapping trap you call a mouth and sod off to "buggerer's paradise." I (and the multitudinous others) cringe and skulk with each bleating confirmation of your lack-luster mono-drone existence. ssn's (and squires) of late are merely dingleberries upon the ass of life. They are too fond of their own voices. Excuse me while I drown my futile realizations of how useless ssn's are within the demon of malt liquor.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 It's time for a sing-along! Come on everybody, join in: Let Peng Be When I find myself in pools of ce-ess Seanachai comes to me Speaking Words of challenge, Let Peng Be And in my hour of grogginess He is slouching right in front of me, Speaking words of challenge, let Peng be. Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Whisper words of challenge, Let Peng be. And when the outer-boarder newbies Sucking scum in CM disagree, There will be a challenge, let Peng be. For though they may be grogs There is still a chance that they will die-a-lot, There will be a challenge, let Peng be. Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Whisper words of challenge, Let Peng be. And when the cess is cloudy The Justicar will stir the mire, Stir until the next incarnation, let Peng be. I wake up to the drone of Seanachai Mutha Beautiful comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom, let Peng be. Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Let Peng be, Whisper words of challenge, Let Peng be. Ahhhh, that was nice, now once again with FEELING! [Missed a Peng ] [ March 16, 2002, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: Panzer Leader ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Funny, the only feeling I am coming up with is the feeling I like to cave your bloody head in with a blunt object and dance a jig on your corpse. Bard you've got a long road ahead of you, and I will leave you to have your way with the ssn and pretenders to Uberosity, but your quest will always end with me. I'll be your hoodoo. I'm the thing that makes you cringe at scary movies, the reason you suspect things don't work quite right around your place, the stain you can never quite remove. And I'll be waiting, I'm always waiting. [ March 16, 2002, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: Goanna ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: just die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: fair YeknodOk, I am mildly disturbed that you refer to Yakup as fair. I knew you were a strange one, but I didn't realize you were that strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I fear we may not rise above this one.Can't sink any lower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: just die.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Yes.That post makes me proud. Perhaps there is hope for you yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: For the love of all that is [censored] in the cessWatch what you say boy-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: It's time for a sing-along! Come on everybody, join in:Shut the f**k up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 <font size="+2">The Camping Trip</font> Hiram invited Croda to go on a camping trip with the Olde Ones. Croda was so happy he was invited...he had never gone on a camping trip before and never been noticed by the Olde Ones. Of course Croda did not know the extent of what Hiram had planned for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 <font size="+2">The Camping Trip</font> continued Hiram told Croda it was necessary for him to go through an initiation ceremony to join the Olde Ones around the sacred fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader: It's time for a sing-along! Come on everybody, join in:Shut the f**k up</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 <font size="+2">The Camping Trip</font> continued The Olde Ones and Hiram roast Croda on a stick while the Bard tells stories around the sacred fire. fin Persephone [ March 16, 2002, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: <font size="+2">The Camping Trip</font> continued The Olde Ones and Hiram roast Croda on a stick while the Bard tells stories around the sacred fire. fin PersephoneShouldn't we take his cap off? No sense ruining a nice bill cap. That was...magical. I actually went to my closet, after that first picture, to make sure I don't have a shirt like that. But as for the last picture, well, the ÜberGnome doesn't wear vests. I look quite idiotic enough without wearing vests. Especially that vest. Still, absolutely hilarious. Little Hiram, especially, moves me to teary hilarity. In that second picture, doesn't he look like a child that should be getting lots and lots of counseling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 [ March 16, 2002, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Persephone, that was a lovely story. You seem to have left out the bit about Croda's entrails being thrown to the dogs (aka the Australians), making them violently ill for days. Ahh well, a lovely story nevertheless. Now, on to UPDATES: Goanna, the scaled Australian, has LOST to my rugged Commonwealth paratroops in a fun little match involving lots of 'splodey stuff and fire. One Australian down, many more to go. Leeo has too damn many infantry for his own good. Or mine, for that matter. My twin 88's have turned his armor into so many tinkertoys, yet, like their commander himself, his infantry is too stupid to know when to give it up for dead. I, however, am willing to use my remaining armor, artillery, and ubertruppen to educate his besotted masses. Lars and I have nearly finished our little shindig on the WORST map I have ever seen in CMBO. We have bridges that hang in mid air a good six feet above the adjoining road; a river that flows uphill in two directions, a multi-level pond, and the gamiest force matchup this side of any Croda designed scenario. Ugh. Avoid Bavarian Breakout II at all costs. Mace and I have just began our soiree on some godforsaken hill. More information later as he begins his inevitable decline (he IS Australian, you know). Speedbump is shelling the hell out of my troops as they wade through snow piled at least up to their navels. Maybe we should try digging our way into the village? PL has expressed wonder at getting a turn from me recently (I TOLD you I would be back AFTER the bar examination, you TWIT), but hasn't bothered to return the file. Now, for more pressing matters: dalem, I call you out. Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side. Thou art like the toad, ugly and venomous. Chooseth thy weapon, varlet, that my troops may have at thee forthwith! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 It is clear that we are overdue for CMBB when, after six months of screwing around with the files, attempting to lose his password mrspkr has managed to get get a minor non-loss out of what was clearly a draw game. I still loved butchering the crews of the wolverine and wasp by the uncontested VL though, so all is not lost. I'll play you again some day if you prove you can finish a game in less than 8 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Mrspkr, I liked your first post better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: I look quite idioticWe were well aware of that. In fact, you are proof positive that you can judge a book by its cover [ March 17, 2002, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Yes.That post makes me proud. Perhaps there is hope for you yet</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 Damn photo linking..... grrr. Fair Persephone, wouldst thou be kind enough to recommend a photostorage site that allows direct linking? I am indebted........ Your humble serfant, AJ STOP PRESS: I found a site! Hooray..... Now, one of these looks like a ring-in. But, which one?? It's hard to tell....... The Bard was bored So he joined Abba His fortunes soared He deigned to yabber But fame did wane His ego brittle And now he sits Forlorn and little He sings no more Nor would he dare His voice sounds like phlegmatic bear.. So if you see him On your lawn, Go, give a pat Lest Bard doth mourn AJ [ March 17, 2002, 02:07 AM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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