Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Croda: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: ...Utahians It's Utites. Or for the very initiated, Utes. To be accurate, it's Uteless (come on, that was funny). And for the morosely insipid, Utahians. Got it? Good.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Aussie Jeff kind of resembles a comedian from the silent era... Persephone.... but WHICH ONE!?? "Why AJ, that's another fine mess you've got me into!" Thnaks fer makin' me look sooooooo young again, Lady Persephone..... and so slim to boot! Respectfully, AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Wasn't the skinny one a commie poof? I think that is the point Purzaphone is making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Persephone, FORMERLY a Utahian? FORMERLY? I think NOT! Just as there are no EX-Marines (just ask Berli), there are no FORMER Utahians. I was born in Utah, my parents were born in Utah, my GRANDparents were born in Utah, all of my GREAT GRANDparents are BURIED in Utah and one of them used to drink whiskey with Judge Roy Bean! I, dear lady, AM a Utahian! JoeAnd don't we know it.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Hello, my name is Joe and I sell aluminum siding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by bauhaus: Therefore Joe, I believe you're a sheep. Go get him Mace.Even I have limits! *shudders* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Persephone, FORMERLY a Utahian? FORMERLY? I think NOT! Just as there are no EX-Marines (just ask Berli), there are no FORMER Utahians. I was born in Utah, my parents were born in Utah, my GRANDparents were born in Utah, all of my GREAT GRANDparents are BURIED in Utah and one of them used to drink whiskey with Judge Roy Bean! I, dear lady, AM a Utahian! JoeAnd don't we know it.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Hello, my name is Joe and I sell aluminum siding. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Croda: Or for the very initiated, Utes. To be accurate, it's Uteless (come on, that was funny). Got it? Good.Hey, now that IS funny Crowbar, seeing as how WE Ozzies TOO have UTES. Mind you, our REAL UTES are better than 'Merkin UTELESS on almost all 4 counts, ergo: iix) Ours move at a goodly pace and are not too thirsty (specially not like these 'Merkin Utes you refer to, which are as slow as mammoths wearing broken thongs and have a reputation for a bottomless thirst). C para 4) Ours can spin around within or on a standard<SMALL>®<BIG> golf green with consummate ease (unlike 'Merkin Utes which require the space of the artificially grassed Superbowl to turn in) 21 part A) Ours are especially useful when it comes to carting sheep and the accompanying trusty "Bluey", eh Mace?? So, to sum up, <U>Real</U> Utes are Beauts! (Tho' I don't expect ye from northern climes to assimilate that fact without the digestive aid of a carton of XXXX stubbies!) AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by some person who actually LIVES in either New Jersey or Pennsylvania ... six of one, half a dozen 'tother if you ask me: Could you possibly do us the favor of sparing us from your warped ideals and maladjusted sense of normalcy?No, but thanks for asking. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 5, 2002 Author Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Hey, now that IS funny Crowbar, seeing as how WE Ozzies TOO have UTES. Mind you, our REAL UTES are better than 'Merkin UTELESS on almost all 4 countsand here's a few aussie uber utes: We are ...so... cultured! Mace [EDITED, BECAUSE!!] [ April 04, 2002, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: Hey, now that IS funny Crowbar, seeing as how WE Ozzies TOO have UTES. Mind you, our REAL UTES are better than 'Merkin UTELESS on almost all 4 countsand here's an aussie uber ute: We are ...so... cultured! Mace</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Also know, that I prefer the mind numbing posts of the Bard and his ilk...He loves me like a father. Hiram, I feel a hug coming on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Umm, AJ, my ute is a V8 and so is a thirsty bugger too. It thirsts for fuel nearly as much as Joe Shaw thirsts for the random door knock that opens to a citizen who really has been thinking about installing aluminium siding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: Wasn't the skinny one a commie poof? Uncannily representative of myself, actually. I think that is the point Purzaphone is making.Ah, yes indeedy Uncle Stookie's back with another dose of <STRIKE>class</STRIKE>CRASS after a wild night on the booze. Ya' dummy. That's me on the <U>left</U> of the piccy, as if ya' couldn't tell!! Why, I reckon you're not getting enough wuppin' from CM opponentry of late - that's clear enough by the mewling, craving tone of your paucious postage, Sir. If I felt magnanimouse, I might slap yer mush with a sordid challenge and subsequently rend unto blood and bone your meagre, pathetic bitty forces. In short, you're a caluminous swag-bellied minnow in a sea of sanctimonious swill. Do you have honour to defend in battle, Sir Bananarama? Probably not. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Also know, that I prefer the mind numbing posts of the Bard and his ilk...He loves me like a father. Hiram, I feel a hug coming on!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 This boyo's in definite need of some chinderwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Croda: But, squire, you have fulfilled your quest for today. Now go make fun of Pondscum some more, and have at Hiram too while you're at it.With ease, my liege! It's no problem taunting the likes of Puddle Froth. Shoot, the stuff practically writes itself, but I don't know Hiram all that well. I don't have a hook for him yet. What's his shtick? Is he really, really cheap? Does he sew oilskin pockets in his pants so he can steal soup? Does he think he looks good in a thong? How about musical taste? Is he a (shudder) devotee of barbershop quartets? Does he believe Shemp was the funniest Stooge. Throw your poor squire a bone, M'Lud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: {Whimper.....}Throw your poor doggy a bone, M'Lud.WARNING CRODA! Rabid dog name of Boo-boo inside. <U>Please do not enter.</U> There's a message in that for all of us. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: {Whimper.....}Throw your poor doggy a bone, M'Lud.WARNING CRODA! Rabid dog name of Boo-boo inside. <U>Please do not enter.</U> There's a message in that for all of us. AJ</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Do you have honour to defend in battle, Sir Bananarama? Go on then you impudent whelp. Dig up something tasty from Ker Dessel. (They do have some spiffing scenarios even if some are unedited, Uber scenarios (if you get my meaning)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: <BIG>HEY! Look at <BIG>ME<SMALL> everybody! I'm SO SMART, ME HEAD WON'T FIT ON A PIN!<SMALL>Oh, really? Insanely <U>clever</U> deduction there, Boo-boo. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: Do you have honour to defend in battle, Sir Bananarama? Go on then you impudent whelp. Dig up something tasty from Ker Dessel. (They do have some spiffing scenarios even if some are unedited, Uber scenarios (if you get my meaning))</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Roight you are AJ, only don't expect a return file till monday as this weekend...... I'm off dirt-bike riding again!!! Another 2-day camping and motorcycling adventure awaits and all things going to plan, your old Unca Stukey will return here weary and ragged but with all limbs intact to regale you with tales of derring-do and good old Aussie adventures. Pray for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: Roight you are AJ, only don't expect a return file till monday as this weekend...... I'm off dirt-bike riding again!!! Another 2-day camping and motorcycling adventure awaits and all things going to plan, your old Unca Stukey will return here weary and ragged but with all limbs intact to regale you with tales of derring-do and good old Aussie adventures. Pray for me.OMMM!! (Pssst - speaking of limbs, don't go jumping over too many forked ones..... could be bad for one's health!) AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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