CMplayer Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Monty's Double: Most of them can smell pizza too, but that's just their dinner.As opposed to the take-out Fish and Chips (on even days) Lamb Vindaloo (on odd days) and Various Bodily Fluids (on Fridays) you grease down your keyboard with? [ July 16, 2002, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: CMplayer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 I heard there's nothing but a bunch of cannibal atheists in there. Oh and one Friend on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Peng, old boy, answer me this... Can Lucifer be an atheist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by MrPeng: I heard there's nothing but a bunch of cannibal atheists in there. Oh and one Friend on occasion.[donkey stands glumly with part of Joe Shaw's arm in its mouth] Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 *buurrrrp* More tea vicar? Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Can Lucifer be an atheist?Would be kinda tough, don't ya think? He's the only one with God's Boot up his backside for proof of existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 :Walks in: Hmmmm, sure smells like Peng in here. :Walks out: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Walks in. Hmmm.... smells like Gay Lord Fawker in here. Walks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Let's pretend I'm a prophet. When this thread is closed...this statement will be in that reply: Cesspool Spillage on Aile # or "I'm locking this one up because I can't grow hair on my head and children like to laugh at me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by MrPeng: Oh and one Friend on occasion.The only true Inner Light comes from the muzzle of a wasp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Noda was right - it would all be so much better had it gone without saying!! Oh and the other thing not allowed in Perng threads is :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Monty's Double: Hawkeye, just back away slowly and don't make any sudden moves. They can smell fear you know. Most of them can smell pizza too, but that's just their dinner. Both have pretty much the same affect and you don't want to be around to witness either.-snif- -snif- Pizza?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Peng, bring Fiona back, I dare ya. In fact, I double dog dare ya. Pretty please with Tungsten on top?* *All rights to the 'pretty please with Tungsten on top' phrase remain the property of Peng and can only be plaigerised when I feel like it [ July 16, 2002, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 OOoooGAH OOoooGAH OOoooGAH CESSPOOL CONTAINMENT LEAK IN MAIN BOARD! CESSPOOL CONTAINMENT LEAK IN MAIN BOARD! Madmatt please fix or do somefink! No really, he started it. Ban him I say, ban him to Coventry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priest Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Is the Britney Spears plan a way to get rid of her, or to scare the cesspoolers by showing them a girl? (note sarcasm guys although I am all for getting rid of her!) [ July 17, 2002, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: Priest ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Priest: Is the Britney Spears plan a way to get rid of her, or to scare the cesspoolers by showing them a girl? Did you see Minority Report? Remember the 'sick sticks'. That's the effect a Britney within 200 kilometers has on a 'pooler. Of course if she was squished on impact there would at least be lighter side to the affair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by ParaBellum: *air sirens howling* ...... "You mean Britney Spears?" "Yes. PREPARE HER to be dropped by a B-52." "Sir, this would be a rather extreme measure." "General, the fate of the civilized world is at stake! You have your orders." "Yes Sir!" And what sort of "extreme preparation" would that measure involve, ParalyticBelly? AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 I'd shag her of course, but I wouldn't enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: I'd shag her of course, but I wouldn't enjoy it.Sometimes, you just have to make sacrifices. Hmm, the spillage is spreading but still no sign of the cleanup crew. Mace [ July 17, 2002, 08:10 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 You people make me sick. Is there no decency left in this world? Do you have to just leave your den and frighten the SSN? Revolting bunch of do-no-gooders you are. No Grog Porn or even a bit of the old poetry to make up for this vile incursion into the Real World. You bunch of useless mongrels. BTW - Mace says it is a Bring Your Own Sneak Sheep preview at his place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty's Double Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Fantastic, a topic with all the frustration of normal Peng threads, which manages to avoid the one useful purpose of actually challenging anybody! This forum used to have standards dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 <big><big>RIIIING...RIIIING...</BIG></BIG> "Peng Thread Branch Office, Boo Speaking. What's that you say? Disparaging remarks by someone named Booties Mumble? Monkeys Uncle? Ohhhh Monty's Double! Fine, we'll send someone over immediately." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Wildman Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Andreas: You people make me sick. Is there no decency left in this world? Do you have to just leave your den and frighten the SSN? Revolting bunch of do-no-gooders you are. No Grog Porn or even a bit of the old poetry to make up for this vile incursion into the Real World. You bunch of useless mongrels. BTW - Mace says it is a Bring Your Own Sneak Sheep preview at his place.Well, I'm a Germanboy and that's ok I do sheep at night, beg for Pron all day I like to see Mace in women's clothes and chase him all day long There. See Andreas, all you had to do was ask. {Edited: Because you know why} [ July 17, 2002, 09:25 AM: Message edited by: Wildman ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 ...Pron... You spelled it wrong. It's spelled PRAWN. Huh, that's interesting, I didn't know Germanboy liked shrimp. [ July 17, 2002, 09:42 AM: Message edited by: Panzer Leader ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Manuel Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Cesspool...shrimp. "[Capt.Willard,] If you eat that, I'll never ask you to prove your courage on the field of battle again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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