Lars Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Nice job, CMplayer. Made it all the way to the seventh post before starting the potty jokes. The next SSN to walk in will be blamed entirely on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: Made it all the way to the seventh post before starting the potty jokes. Speaking of potty jokes ain't it about time you were running out of arty ammo in our game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 A quick announcement for my current PBEM victims. Due to technical difficulties, my e-mail is out of service, and thus your topplement is on hold for a few days. Enjoy the reprive. CMplayer, where are Sludge's ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Oh that...yes....hrmmm.... Well, my liege, I could say, I suppose if I put it like this, well the fact of the matter is: he won *cringe* Fuzzy ears I used to have too. Sludge has 'em hanging from the rear view mirror of his Buick. We tried to keep it hush hush, no traipsing about gloating and bragging but dammit that bridge was IMPOSSIBLE to hold, sir! While you do excell, my liege, in all the other virtues I think that as a scenario designer you favor the Allies. You're too fond of them damned Yanks. Maybe its subconscious, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: <font size="-1">I would kindly ask that Berli fix his Monday machine cause this just isn't funny any more.</font>It ain't broke... I have you on the continuous Monday plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: Oh that...yes....hrmmm.... Well, my liege, I could say, I suppose if I put it like this, well the fact of the matter is: he won *cringe* Fuzzy ears I used to have too. Sludge has 'em hanging from the rear view mirror of his Buick. Oh, the shame. (Boot ... Boot ... Boot) BTW, haven't you now completed more than five *Official MBT* games? I think that it is time the Moldy ones lowered your status to that of Kanigget. That way I'd be rid of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: <font size="-1">I would kindly ask that Berli fix his Monday machine cause this just isn't funny any more.</font>It ain't broke... I have you on the continuous Monday plan</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: Oh that...yes....hrmmm.... Maybe its subconscious, I don't know.Its almost Kierkegaard from the land of Volvos. Damn it, more angst. Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: An update. Boo is calmly walking where no twerp has gone before...straight into Gerbil-induced heaven. Even StuG's take out his armour. Noba.Fine, just bloody, blasted FINE! I haven't even been home to check for myself, I have to learn about the deaths of my brave tankers here in the 'Pool for cryin' out loud. Have you no sense of dignity sir? Have you no ethical center? Have you no shrimps to barbie, for God's sake??? Will no one deliver me from this Big Aussie git?!? Fair dinkum, indeed. I got your fair dinkum right here, pal! Must be calm, must be calm, must recite my mantra... calmblueoceancalmblueoceancalmblueoceancalmblueoceancalmblueocean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Must be calm, must be calm, must recite my mantra... calmblueoceancalmblueoceancalmblueoceancalmblueoceancalmblueocean...Me mortars go plink, plink, plinkety plink. Me mortars go plink, plink, plinkety plunk. Me mortars go plink, plunk, plinkety plink And then me mortars hit somefink. Don't mind me, I'm not disturbing the calm? Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk [ April 11, 2002, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Oh yeah, well... me arty goes whump whump whump my mortars go thump thump thump and when we get all calibrateed... we'll take us a 5.5 dump. thats right we'll take us a 5.5 dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Elwen Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 An update A J Is it supposed to be Berli's vision of hell? , shoudn't there be more fires , rubble , the river boiling, etc , instead everybody's roasting chestnuts round the fires and watching the tracer fire , more to come in this I expect Lars turn 7 Jabo , I got something of the map now for something else Boo Whats all this calmblueocean tosh , get angry , get even , stop whining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by Simon Elwen: Boo Whats all this calmblueocean tosh , get angry , get even , stop whiningWhining? WHINING??? Sometimes my mantra is the only thing that keeps me from pulling an Ozzy Osborne and biting the heads off these gerbils. But you'll learn, oh yes indeedy-do. You'll learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: Oh yeah, well... me arty goes whump whump whump my mortars go thump thump thump and when we get all calibrateed... we'll take us a 5.5 dump. thats right we'll take us a 5.5 dump.I gave up reading that so instead I examined me body for something interesting. Guess what I found? A fungal disease. One can get very attached to a good fungal disease. Its a hobby of mine and this particular rash is very promising. I'll make an entry in me paddock book: CDPlayer: has never been to Scunthorpe Yeknod Mono-drone de Lurk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Me mortars go plink, plink, plinkety plink. Me mortars go plink, plink, plinkety plunk. Me mortars go plink, plunk, plinkety plink And then me mortars hit somefink. Don't mind me, I'm not disturbing the calm? Yeknod Mono-drone de LurkOh, quit flapping your gums, change out of that stained house coat and send me a move or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Elwen Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Simon Elwen: Boo Whats all this calmblueocean tosh , get angry , get even , stop whiningWhining? WHINING??? Sometimes my mantra is the only thing that keeps me from pulling an Ozzy Osborne and biting the heads off these gerbils. But you'll learn, oh yes indeedy-do. You'll learn.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 To our dear friends the Oztraylyuns (snigger): In the interests of TransPacific harmony and the promotion of international academic discoveries, we 'Merkins would like to present you the transcript of the original Oztraylyun national anthem. These untitled lyrics, once thought lost to the ages, were discovered last week lining a bird cage at a garage sale. We hope this not only furthers international understanding, we hope it gives you some insight on the source of your rather peculiar national pasttime. Without further ado, we present to you the original lyrics of the former Oztraylyun national anthem: Well just last week my sheila left She destroyed my soul. She chewed it up and spat it out And then she turned to go. When she left, I sat and cried, My heartbreak was sincere Then I heard me daddy's voice Ringing in my ear. I was a young lad when he spoke Of birds and bees and such As I grew his words rang true And so I knew this much. He said, "Son I know we're human beings, But we are Aussies too And that means that when the women leave, There's just one thing to do." He took me out to see the flock, He had me pick a ewe. Then he turned and dropped his pants And showed me what to do. He said, "Sheep won't hate you Sheep won't break you Sheep won't spend all your money. Sheep are tight, they feel just right Wish your mama didn't think I was so funny." Oh, my life was pretty lonely Until I recalled this fact. Dad said, "Son once you bang a sheep You never will go back." He said, "Sheep won't hate you Sheep won't break you Sheep won't spend all your money. Sheep are tight, they feel just right Wish your mama didn't think I was so funny." Then I said "Ahhh." And she said, "Baaa." And I said, "Dolly, you're such a good ewe." Oh, sheep won't hate you Sheep won't break you Sheep won't spend all your money. Sheep are tight, they feel just right Wish my mama didn't think I was so funny. [ April 12, 2002, 01:03 AM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: To our dear friends the Oztraylyuns (snigger): *extremely large snip* Oh, sheep won't hate you Sheep won't break you Sheep won't spend all your money. Sheep are tight, they feel just right Wish my mama didn't think I was so funny.Yeh, I wrote that. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: *bleat, bleat*.....{SNIP} Wish my mama didn't think I was so funny.e) She doesn't. iix) <U>You pillock</U>. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Me mortars go plink, plink, plinkety plink ad nauseum.......{SNIP} Don't mind me, I'm not disturbing the calm? Yeknod Mono-drone de LurkRead my lips, Mr DonkeyThick.. "Tap, tap, tap ......." That means - stop posting and <BIG><BIG>SEND THAT OVERDUE FECKIN' TURN NOW, LUGNUTS<SMALL><SMALL> - before I personally *boot* the <STRIKE>game</STRIKE> shame involving your erstwhile stammering 'merkin idjits from my hard d-d-d-drive. Testily, AJ <SMALL>(Hmmm....... that evil smelling potion of Berli's that I sculled this morning seems to be having a strange effect on my temper. YA' po faced BASTICHES!! .....grumble......harumph..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: ...cut down a bit on the Mondays? Oh, pretty please? I could just suffer from 3 or four Monday's per month and that would be sufficient. Mmmkay?If I'm feeling particularly kind toward you, I may allow you a Tuesday next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Wankers, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Dalem's earless dog is presently undergoing psychotherapy and shock treatments...but don't worry...a full recovery is expected. Persephone [ April 12, 2002, 08:09 AM: Message edited by: Persephone ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 So..... Dalem sleeps on the floor? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Its a hobby of mine and this particular rash is very promising.Now lace it with TCP and I'm sure it will get better...unless you got it from The Gnome, then you had better see your local undertaker. Now how about a turn ? The other recalcitrants include... Berli, Seanachai and Croda. I say chaps, send a turn. Noba. [ April 12, 2002, 08:21 AM: Message edited by: Noba ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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