Hamstersss Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Rumors of my demise have been greatly-- What do you mean there were no rumors of my demise? Inklings? Whispers? Well, Jesus Christ, what kind of response is that, a room full of blank stares, hey, wait a minute, who are you guys? What the hell, did I end up in the Norweigan Buck-Buck Challenge XXI thread, I leave this place alone for a couple seconds and all the second-rate, pencil-pushing, aardvark-humping, wannabe-croda scumbags file in like drunk munchkins finding out it's free twizzler knight at the Emerald City SuperMax. Oh well, it's not like I came back to play Combat Mission, just to check in on the seamy underside of CM known colloquially as the Cesspool. So, before I disappear again like a one-night stand after a paltry three hours of hot, sweet lovemaking, what'd I miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Rumors of my demise have been greatly-- What do you mean there were no rumors of my demise? Inklings? Whispers? Well, Jesus Christ, what kind of response is that, a room full of blank stares, hey, wait a minute, who are you guys? What the hell, did I end up in the Norweigan Buck-Buck Challenge XXI thread, I leave this place alone for a couple seconds and all the second-rate, pencil-pushing, aardvark-humping, wannabe-croda scumbags file in like drunk munchkins finding out it's free twizzler knight at the Emerald City SuperMax. Oh well, it's not like I came back to play Combat Mission, just to check in on the seamy underside of CM known colloquially as the Cesspool. So, before I disappear again like a one-night stand after a paltry three hours of hot, sweet lovemaking, what'd I miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Now just before I leave..I would love to be a character witness for Slappy but unfortunately that is immpossible.Along with, one presumes, learning the care and feeding of a spell checker. Bah! All these damned SSNs are getting on my nerves ... I'm going to Dallas for a week and good riddance to the lot of them. I may be able to check in from time to time ... perhaps Seanachai will have shown up and recanted. Berli, would it possible to whip up a batch of chocolate chip Mondays for our new ... guests? You know, the Mondays with the crunchy brown bits sprinkled throughout ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink, saynomore? Joe</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Now just before I leave..I would love to be a character witness for Slappy but unfortunately that is immpossible.Along with, one presumes, learning the care and feeding of a spell checker. Bah! All these damned SSNs are getting on my nerves ... I'm going to Dallas for a week and good riddance to the lot of them. I may be able to check in from time to time ... perhaps Seanachai will have shown up and recanted. Berli, would it possible to whip up a batch of chocolate chip Mondays for our new ... guests? You know, the Mondays with the crunchy brown bits sprinkled throughout ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink, saynomore? Joe</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Hah! Peng Scum comparing talents of spelling and grammer is like whores comparing when they lost their virginity.Oh I'm so sorry but you are incorrect in your answer. The correct answer would have included the proper spelling for "grammar" ... GRAMMAR. But we do want to thank you for playing and Jay what do we have The_Corp? Joe, we have a lovely parting gift of a copy of our home game so that The_Corp can play CESSPOOL! by and with himself and, perhaps, even win that way. Well isn't that just swell of us. Thanks for tuning in folks and be sure to look for us tomorrow here on ... THE CESSPOOL {cue theme music} dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Joe {edited to add theme music appropriate to the SSNs} [ May 12, 2002, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Hah! Peng Scum comparing talents of spelling and grammer is like whores comparing when they lost their virginity.Oh I'm so sorry but you are incorrect in your answer. The correct answer would have included the proper spelling for "grammar" ... GRAMMAR. But we do want to thank you for playing and Jay what do we have The_Corp? Joe, we have a lovely parting gift of a copy of our home game so that The_Corp can play CESSPOOL! by and with himself and, perhaps, even win that way. Well isn't that just swell of us. Thanks for tuning in folks and be sure to look for us tomorrow here on ... THE CESSPOOL {cue theme music} dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Joe {edited to add theme music appropriate to the SSNs} [ May 12, 2002, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Sniffle, snaffle, snappleI'm glad I came back to read this because, you know, this reminds me of something, I never liked pathetic things, why do you ask^? Because they're not having any fun. I saw a three-legged pooch today, no this isn't a Croda's mom joke, just a little dog, like Westy or something, I don't know dogs, so sue me, and this little bundle of fur wasn't lying there, sniffling, pining away over its lost leg,^^ no, it was bouncing around, occasionally toppling over like an ubiquitous drunken munchkin, enjoying life. It reminds me of the only other time I ever saw a dog with three legs, I know, I know, what a limited childhood, and I said to my dad, "Poor dog", and he answers, "Better three legs than dead". There ya go, Hiram Sedai, poor, pathetic, pornographically-inclined putz that you are, look on the freaking bright side, at least you're not chained to the wall in some filthy Guatamalan prison with Jorge the three-hundred pound, hyperactive sodomite. Or, as Abba John said: "When you are despised, do not get angry; be at peace, and do not render evil for evil. Do not pay attention to the faults of others, and do not try to compare yourself with others, knowing you are less than every thing created."^^^ Endnotes: (I've fallen in love with 'em) ^ Oh come on, somebody had to ask, maybe that lecherous motorcycle racing nutjob who's mangling of my British airborne is held in perpetuity by my own lack of action. ^^ Actually, can you possess a lost leg or do you, rather, dispossess a formerly owned leg? This sounds like a question for Wittgenstein. ^^^ The sayings of the Desert Fathers. I'm not a religious man, but this is a beautiful book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Sniffle, snaffle, snappleI'm glad I came back to read this because, you know, this reminds me of something, I never liked pathetic things, why do you ask^? Because they're not having any fun. I saw a three-legged pooch today, no this isn't a Croda's mom joke, just a little dog, like Westy or something, I don't know dogs, so sue me, and this little bundle of fur wasn't lying there, sniffling, pining away over its lost leg,^^ no, it was bouncing around, occasionally toppling over like an ubiquitous drunken munchkin, enjoying life. It reminds me of the only other time I ever saw a dog with three legs, I know, I know, what a limited childhood, and I said to my dad, "Poor dog", and he answers, "Better three legs than dead". There ya go, Hiram Sedai, poor, pathetic, pornographically-inclined putz that you are, look on the freaking bright side, at least you're not chained to the wall in some filthy Guatamalan prison with Jorge the three-hundred pound, hyperactive sodomite. Or, as Abba John said: "When you are despised, do not get angry; be at peace, and do not render evil for evil. Do not pay attention to the faults of others, and do not try to compare yourself with others, knowing you are less than every thing created."^^^ Endnotes: (I've fallen in love with 'em) ^ Oh come on, somebody had to ask, maybe that lecherous motorcycle racing nutjob who's mangling of my British airborne is held in perpetuity by my own lack of action. ^^ Actually, can you possess a lost leg or do you, rather, dispossess a formerly owned leg? This sounds like a question for Wittgenstein. ^^^ The sayings of the Desert Fathers. I'm not a religious man, but this is a beautiful book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Meeks, Meeks, Meeks, Meeks, Meeks... *POOT* Sniff tha' ye sprocket eyed nipple tugger. Wha's tha feckin' brick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Meeks, Meeks, Meeks, Meeks, Meeks... *POOT* Sniff tha' ye sprocket eyed nipple tugger. Wha's tha feckin' brick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by The_Capt: PENG RAID!!!! YEEE-HAAAWWW!!! LOOK I GOT SEAN-AHCHOO'S PANTIES!!!Now that was funny. Having met Seanachai, really funny. And rather disturbing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by The_Capt: PENG RAID!!!! YEEE-HAAAWWW!!! LOOK I GOT SEAN-AHCHOO'S PANTIES!!!Now that was funny. Having met Seanachai, really funny. And rather disturbing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Hah! Peng Scum comparing talents of spelling and grammer is like whores comparing when they lost their virginity.Oh I'm so sorry but you are incorrect in your answer. The correct answer would have included the proper spelling for "grammar" ... GRAMMAR. But we do want to thank you for playing and Jay what do we have The_Corp? Joe, we have a lovely parting gift of a copy of our home game so that The_Corp can play CESSPOOL! by and with himself and, perhaps, even win that way. Well isn't that just swell of us. Thanks for tuning in folks and be sure to look for us tomorrow here on ... THE CESSPOOL {cue theme music} dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Joe {edited to add theme music appropriate to the SSNs}</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Hah! Peng Scum comparing talents of spelling and grammer is like whores comparing when they lost their virginity.Oh I'm so sorry but you are incorrect in your answer. The correct answer would have included the proper spelling for "grammar" ... GRAMMAR. But we do want to thank you for playing and Jay what do we have The_Corp? Joe, we have a lovely parting gift of a copy of our home game so that The_Corp can play CESSPOOL! by and with himself and, perhaps, even win that way. Well isn't that just swell of us. Thanks for tuning in folks and be sure to look for us tomorrow here on ... THE CESSPOOL {cue theme music} dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb Joe {edited to add theme music appropriate to the SSNs}</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 If everyone's correct and this, this...infestation of outerboarders is just Seanachai's lame impersonation of a frat recruitment drive, then I am ashamed of him. Well, maybe I should say more ashamed of him. I mean, naturally I'm always ashamed of him. If someone says to me, "Hey, didn't I see you walking down the street with that Seanachai bloke?" I, of course, am forced to say, "Nope, nope, twarn't me. Must've been some other handsome man. Don't know the guy. I was out of town that day. Sorry, I have to go now." You all understand, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 If everyone's correct and this, this...infestation of outerboarders is just Seanachai's lame impersonation of a frat recruitment drive, then I am ashamed of him. Well, maybe I should say more ashamed of him. I mean, naturally I'm always ashamed of him. If someone says to me, "Hey, didn't I see you walking down the street with that Seanachai bloke?" I, of course, am forced to say, "Nope, nope, twarn't me. Must've been some other handsome man. Don't know the guy. I was out of town that day. Sorry, I have to go now." You all understand, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by flamingknives: this is the doing of Seanachai and his merry band of thread hijackers. Keep them locked up next time Ah, I see that you are laboring under the misconception that we (Joe and I) are Seanachai's keeper. I can understand your confusion. So tell us, mongrel, who's your keeper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by flamingknives: this is the doing of Seanachai and his merry band of thread hijackers. Keep them locked up next time Ah, I see that you are laboring under the misconception that we (Joe and I) are Seanachai's keeper. I can understand your confusion. So tell us, mongrel, who's your keeper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: You think I'm in here because I want to be? I loathe the stench of you undersexed drooling morons baiting each other with pre-pubescent snot throwing. I'm in here for one purpose, and one purpose only - to see Slapdragon get his arse minced like burgermeat.Not gonna happen, so your presense is no longer needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: You think I'm in here because I want to be? I loathe the stench of you undersexed drooling morons baiting each other with pre-pubescent snot throwing. I'm in here for one purpose, and one purpose only - to see Slapdragon get his arse minced like burgermeat.Not gonna happen, so your presense is no longer needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Berli, would it possible to whip up a batch of chocolate chip Mondays for our new ... guests? You know, the Mondays with the crunchy brown bits sprinkled throughout ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink, saynomore?DONE! And any left over are going to be visited upon Seanachai Sorry Hiram, you'll have to do without Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Berli, would it possible to whip up a batch of chocolate chip Mondays for our new ... guests? You know, the Mondays with the crunchy brown bits sprinkled throughout ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink, saynomore?DONE! And any left over are going to be visited upon Seanachai Sorry Hiram, you'll have to do without Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Meeks! Much like the Once and Future King has returned in the time of our greatest need. I do hope you are going to stick around for awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 Meeks! Much like the Once and Future King has returned in the time of our greatest need. I do hope you are going to stick around for awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted May 13, 2002 Share Posted May 13, 2002 I hadn't planned on it, I'm an academic now (Cursed job market) and it limits my available time, wait a minute, no it doesn't, I've got my more free time than An San Su Kee (How's that for Godzilla-sized phonetic butchering?). Wait, there's my burgeoning writing (A novel and a dozen short stories, a treatise on philosophy, an essay on cetacean intelligence, transcription of some of Anais Nin's unpublished letters, unpublished, though I'm sure as soon as they see my massive intellect, this shall all change) but you know, I feel the only reason I can hack out a decent sentence is because of the Cesspool (I'll make sure and dedicate my first poem to you guys) so maybe I should stick around, in a purely metaphorical role, of course, I still have no desire to play CM, or any video games for some reason (Hmmm, maybe it was that fateful trip to the temple of Eloisis...) so I'm afraid all I can offer is alliteration, assaninity, abuse, aardvark antiheroes and almost any available attack against Andreas. Whaddya say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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