dalem Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Now available to the general public, we are proud to introduce HappyFunTimeBunkerKillozid* Now crossing single bridges in marshy rough terrain under the crossfires of many enemy bunkers is a breeze - just apply HappyFunTimebunkerKillozid before each game, and you too will know the freedom of Scenario Victories! (Side effects are minimal, and may include: -a map covered with smoke -U.S. forces crawling all over the far bank -useless bunkers -large cans of whoopass being opened -more useless bunkers -weeping Scots wannabes trembling in foetal positions -abandoned bunkers -women riding horses on beaches -burning bunkers -bazooka shots that would make Davey Crocket proud -dead bunkers -autosurrenders -anal leakage) HappyFunTimeBunkerKillozid: Because bunkers shouldn't slow you down! *Scenario-Bridge-Bunker-Uselessizonidol In short, OGSF: Loss. My streak is over. [ May 11, 2002, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Now available to the general public, we are proud to introduce HappyFunTimeBunkerKillozid* Now crossing single bridges in marshy rough terrain under the crossfires of many enemy bunkers is a breeze - just apply HappyFunTimebunkerKillozid before each game, and you too will know the freedom of Scenario Victories! (Side effects are minimal, and may include: -a map covered with smoke -U.S. forces crawling all over the far bank -useless bunkers -large cans of whoopass being opened -more useless bunkers -weeping Scots wannabes trembling in foetal positions -abandoned bunkers -women riding horses on beaches -burning bunkers -bazooka shots that would make Davey Crocket proud -dead bunkers -autosurrenders -anal leakage) HappyFunTimeBunkerKillozid: Because bunkers shouldn't slow you down! *Scenario-Bridge-Bunker-Uselessizonidol In short, OGSF: Loss. My streak is over. [ May 11, 2002, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 *** HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 *** HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 11, 2002 Author Share Posted May 11, 2002 Happy Birthday, m'liege. I'd give you a *BOOT* for each year, but you know how much I hate aerobic exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 11, 2002 Author Share Posted May 11, 2002 Happy Birthday, m'liege. I'd give you a *BOOT* for each year, but you know how much I hate aerobic exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by Lorak: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: And now, before I go and partake in the annual psychosis that is known as "The Minnesota Fishing Opener", which begins here tomorrow in the land of the perpetually frozen, </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by Lorak: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: And now, before I go and partake in the annual psychosis that is known as "The Minnesota Fishing Opener", which begins here tomorrow in the land of the perpetually frozen, </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Happy Birthday, m'liege. I'd give you a *BOOT* for each year, but you know how much I hate aerobic exercise."Mileage" is spelled, well, "mileage". S'truth, his odometer rolls long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Happy Birthday, m'liege. I'd give you a *BOOT* for each year, but you know how much I hate aerobic exercise."Mileage" is spelled, well, "mileage". S'truth, his odometer rolls long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 MrSpkr ... I've had five, count 'em FIVE emails bounce to you today. Two to your OLD address and three to your new one. Could be my ISP ... could be yours ... could be that you're just a flaming idiot who put the wrong address in your profile! Please send me an email and if my reply bounces I can yell at my ISP, you can yell at yours or you can fix your address in the profile. I've fixed the scenario I created that OGSF was too stupid to review as I asked him, and have sent it to Yeknodathon for his initial move. The billable hours have been calculated and the invoice is in the mail. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 MrSpkr ... I've had five, count 'em FIVE emails bounce to you today. Two to your OLD address and three to your new one. Could be my ISP ... could be yours ... could be that you're just a flaming idiot who put the wrong address in your profile! Please send me an email and if my reply bounces I can yell at my ISP, you can yell at yours or you can fix your address in the profile. I've fixed the scenario I created that OGSF was too stupid to review as I asked him, and have sent it to Yeknodathon for his initial move. The billable hours have been calculated and the invoice is in the mail. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: MrSpkr ... I've had five, count 'em FIVE emails bounce to you today. Two to your OLD address and three to your new one. Could be my ISP ... could be yours I've had one bounce from him yesterday I think the best course for him is to surrender immediately to all of those he's playing. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: MrSpkr ... I've had five, count 'em FIVE emails bounce to you today. Two to your OLD address and three to your new one. Could be my ISP ... could be yours I've had one bounce from him yesterday I think the best course for him is to surrender immediately to all of those he's playing. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lorak: well... Boo_Radley has attanied the rank of idiot! err.. kniggitt. LorakIf you must know, I attained the rank of idiot long before I made my first appearance here. It must have been in 9th grade, when fresh out of Parochial school, I entered the public school system with their greatly relaxed dress code. I remember my first day there. I showed up wearing red socks, green pants (polyester, don't ya know) and a green and yellow paisley shirt. Two years after paisley had gone WAY out of style. I should have just stayed at home, beat the crap out of myself and saved everybody the trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lorak: well... Boo_Radley has attanied the rank of idiot! err.. kniggitt. LorakIf you must know, I attained the rank of idiot long before I made my first appearance here. It must have been in 9th grade, when fresh out of Parochial school, I entered the public school system with their greatly relaxed dress code. I remember my first day there. I showed up wearing red socks, green pants (polyester, don't ya know) and a green and yellow paisley shirt. Two years after paisley had gone WAY out of style. I should have just stayed at home, beat the crap out of myself and saved everybody the trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I should have just stayed at home, beat the crap out of myself and saved everybody the trouble.We've been saying that all the time. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I should have just stayed at home, beat the crap out of myself and saved everybody the trouble.We've been saying that all the time. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ]If you must know, I attained the rank of idiot long before I made my first appearance here. It must have been in 9th grade, when fresh out of Parochial school, I entered the public school system with their greatly relaxed dress code. I remember my first day there. I showed up wearing red socks, green pants (polyester, don't ya know) and a green and yellow paisley shirt. Two years after paisley had gone WAY out of style. I should have just stayed at home, beat the crap out of myself and saved everybody the trouble.So I take it no one told you you didn't have to continue to wear your parochial school uniform? Good Lord, I'd thought recent events here in our own State had prepared me for this sort of revelation about the Church, but any faith that would allow a school to require children to dress as you describe is beyond the pale. With enough counseling, children can overcome many traumas, and no harm done, eh? (certainly the attitude being taken at the highest levels of the American branch of the Church these days), but I doubt that even complete personality reprogramming could help a child that underwent your original sartorial abuse. Please, Boo, do not delay another minute! Put on the Parochial School Uniform you describe, have yourself photographed, and post the results here on the Thread as soon as is humanly possible. We want to help you overcome this pain. And we can only do that if we can see and fully understand it. You can trust us. Really. I don't think any of us are members of the clergy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ]If you must know, I attained the rank of idiot long before I made my first appearance here. It must have been in 9th grade, when fresh out of Parochial school, I entered the public school system with their greatly relaxed dress code. I remember my first day there. I showed up wearing red socks, green pants (polyester, don't ya know) and a green and yellow paisley shirt. Two years after paisley had gone WAY out of style. I should have just stayed at home, beat the crap out of myself and saved everybody the trouble.So I take it no one told you you didn't have to continue to wear your parochial school uniform? Good Lord, I'd thought recent events here in our own State had prepared me for this sort of revelation about the Church, but any faith that would allow a school to require children to dress as you describe is beyond the pale. With enough counseling, children can overcome many traumas, and no harm done, eh? (certainly the attitude being taken at the highest levels of the American branch of the Church these days), but I doubt that even complete personality reprogramming could help a child that underwent your original sartorial abuse. Please, Boo, do not delay another minute! Put on the Parochial School Uniform you describe, have yourself photographed, and post the results here on the Thread as soon as is humanly possible. We want to help you overcome this pain. And we can only do that if we can see and fully understand it. You can trust us. Really. I don't think any of us are members of the clergy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Seanachai, You say it's your birthday It's my birthday too--yeah They say it's your birthday We're gonna have a good time I'm glad it's your birthday Happy birthday to you. Yes we're going to a party party Yes we're going to a party party Yes we're going to a party party. I would like you to dance--Birthday Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday I would like you to dance--Birthday Dance You say it's your birthday Well it's my birthday too--yeah You say it's your birthday We're gonna have a good time I'm glad it's your birthday Happy birthday to you. Down a malt for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Seanachai, You say it's your birthday It's my birthday too--yeah They say it's your birthday We're gonna have a good time I'm glad it's your birthday Happy birthday to you. Yes we're going to a party party Yes we're going to a party party Yes we're going to a party party. I would like you to dance--Birthday Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-Birthday I would like you to dance--Birthday Dance You say it's your birthday Well it's my birthday too--yeah You say it's your birthday We're gonna have a good time I'm glad it's your birthday Happy birthday to you. Down a malt for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 12, 2002 Author Share Posted May 12, 2002 Mace and Joe- Southwestern Bell's email server is apparently down. They are not sure when it will be back up (it's been dead since about 6am). Try again tomorrow afternoon and see if you have any luck then. Same goes for any email opponents. Steve [ May 11, 2002, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 12, 2002 Author Share Posted May 12, 2002 Mace and Joe- Southwestern Bell's email server is apparently down. They are not sure when it will be back up (it's been dead since about 6am). Try again tomorrow afternoon and see if you have any luck then. Same goes for any email opponents. Steve [ May 11, 2002, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Mace and Joe- Southwestern Bell's email server is apparently down. They are not sure when it will be back up (it's been dead since about 6am). Try again tomorrow afternoon and see if you have any luck then. Same goes for any email opponents. SteveOkay pal, we'll try it then ... if that's the way you want to play it ... it's a damn poor workman who blames his tools! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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