Seanachai Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Where's that bloody Belgian...and what about that idiot Australian, Speedy? Must I do all the singing?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Gout, eh? Gee, that must hurt. Do you suffer a lot? I hate to think of you suffering like that. There ought to be a way to put an end to that much suffering. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Gout, eh? Gee, that must hurt. Do you suffer a lot? I hate to think of you suffering like that. There ought to be a way to put an end to that much suffering. Michael Perhaps a human sacrifice involving some West Coast bugger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 All from the top now: Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1 lyrics Her name is Yoshimi - she's a black belt in karate Working for the city - she has to discipline her body - Cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat these Evil machines - I know she can beat them - Oh Yoshimi They don't believe me But you won't let those Robots eat me Oh Yoshimi They don't believe me But you won't let those Robots defeat me Those evil natured robots - they're programmed to Destroy us - She's gotta be strong to fight them - So she's taking lots of vitamins - cause she knows that It'd be tragic if those evil robots win - I know She can beat them [ December 30, 2004, 04:40 AM: Message edited by: stikkypixie ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1 lyrics Her name is Yoshimi - she's a black belt in karate Working for the city - she has to discipline her body - Cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat these Evil machines - I know she can beat them - Oh Yoshimi They don't believe me But you won't let those Robots eat me Oh Yoshimi They don't believe me But you won't let those Robots defeat me Those evil natured robots - they're programmed to Destroy us - She's gotta be strong to fight them - So she's taking lots of vitamins - cause she knows that It'd be tragic if those evil robots win - I know She can beat them You have repaid all the faith that led me to welcome you to the 'Pool. I now hate you a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Oh, no you don't Shaw! You don't get to come in here with your fake Kinko's document that still reeks of Crayolas and try to pull the old flim-flam-wham-bam-thankee-maam-toe-jam on ME! Or my Squire for that matter!The document is genuine. The Justicar, after all, would never falsify an official document, nor would an Olde One lie </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Why are you awake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: • Six pages of nicety, hugs & sing-along’s hardly Pengish is it? When you finally arrive, you little lackwit, you'll realize that hate is the sincerest form of a hug, and vice versa. Do you think I would bother hating those who're not significant to me? Most of you don't raise a ripple on either my intellect, nor my emotions. The day I hate you, lad, will be the day you've arrived. Until then, don't presume to understand hatred. Ponce about making angry faces at the other new arrivals, but leave 'hatred' to your betters. After all, 'hatred is simply love with it's back turned'. You've yet to reach the level of 'annoying with a right good will'. Hatred is quite beyond you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Why are you awake? I'm at work. Why aren't you drooling into your pillow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: • Six pages of nicety, hugs & sing-along’s hardly Pengish is it? When you finally arrive, you little lackwit, you'll realize that hate is the sincerest form of a hug, and vice versa. Do you think I would bother hating those who're not significant to me? Most of you don't raise a ripple on either my intellect, nor my emotions. The day I hate you, lad, will be the day you've arrived. Until then, don't presume to understand hatred. Ponce about making angry faces at the other new arrivals, but leave 'hatred' to your betters. After all, 'hatred is simply love with it's back turned'. You've yet to reach the level of 'annoying with a right good will'. Hatred is quite beyond you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Gout, eh? Gee, that must hurt. Do you suffer a lot? I hate to think of you suffering like that. There ought to be a way to put an end to that much suffering. Michael Perhaps a human sacrifice involving some West Coast bugger? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: • Six pages of nicety, hugs & sing-along’s hardly Pengish is it? When you finally arrive, you little lackwit, you'll realize that hate is the sincerest form of a hug, and vice versa. Do you think I would bother hating those who're not significant to me? Most of you don't raise a ripple on either my intellect, nor my emotions. The day I hate you, lad, will be the day you've arrived. Until then, don't presume to understand hatred. Ponce about making angry faces at the other new arrivals, but leave 'hatred' to your betters. After all, 'hatred is simply love with it's back turned'. You've yet to reach the level of 'annoying with a right good will'. Hatred is quite beyond you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Why are you awake? I'm at work. Why aren't you drooling into your pillow? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: • Six pages of nicety, hugs & sing-along’s hardly Pengish is it? When you finally arrive, you little lackwit, you'll realize that hate is the sincerest form of a hug, and vice versa. Do you think I would bother hating those who're not significant to me? Most of you don't raise a ripple on either my intellect, nor my emotions. The day I hate you, lad, will be the day you've arrived. Until then, don't presume to understand hatred. Ponce about making angry faces at the other new arrivals, but leave 'hatred' to your betters. After all, 'hatred is simply love with it's back turned'. You've yet to reach the level of 'annoying with a right good will'. Hatred is quite beyond you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: No, I was thinking more in terms of you having an "accident" Michael Emrys, fetch thy mare, and take me home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: No, I was thinking more in terms of you having an "accident" Michael Emrys, fetch thy mare, and take me home... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Proving that CM can still be a challenge, my esteemed opponent just pulled off a brilliant maneuver and decimated my entire Stuart platoon and bagged a Sherman to boot. All in one turn. Of course, it wasn't any of you lot, but there you go. Was it Kerchberger? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Well it’s been the usual disappointing 24 hours in the pool… The Justicar rekindled his fruitless war on me & the house of (sigh) JDMorse (sigh) My liege defended me valiantly from many foes though taints of witchery still linger about his person Seanachai stumbled around like an ogre with a sore head (and a bad hairdo) Stickypiss annoyed me (and he still hasn’t sent turns… probably ‘studying’ or somefink…) An Australian or two showed up That Emrys git annoyed everyone And no new SSN’s crawled through the doors Will this place ever change? I bid each & everyone one of you (except rleete of course) feckless wonders a new year…not a happy new year obviously… just a new year… although in my calendar it is still technically day 85 of year 0… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: (except rleeteof course)What'd I do? Did it piss you off? Good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Are there any dark stairwells in your building? Those can be marvelous locations for fatal accidents. And of course the broken brake line on your car. The possibilities are nearly endless. Actually, no. We've concluded empirically that there are exactly 9 million threehundredandfortyseven ways in which people can accidentally, brutally and painfully die. There are at least eighthundredandtwentytwo which we have yet to try out. We'll get back to you in a fortnight or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Geier: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Are there any dark stairwells in your building? Those can be marvelous locations for fatal accidents. And of course the broken brake line on your car. The possibilities are nearly endless. Actually, no. We've concluded empirically that there are exactly 9 million threehundredandfortyseven ways in which people can accidentally, brutally and painfully die. There are at least eighthundredandtwentytwo which we have yet to try out. We'll get back to you in a fortnight or so. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: No, I was thinking more in terms of you having an "accident" Michael Emrys, fetch thy mare, and take me home... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: But be wary of him if he asks you to come inside and see his "etchings". You're just jealous that you weren't invited. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: But be wary of him if he asks you to come inside and see his "etchings". You're just jealous that you weren't invited. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 aaAAOOOOgah! aaAAOOOOgah! aaAAOOOOgah! ATTENTION THE CESSPOOL! ATTENTION THE CESSPOOL The Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread is announcing the creation of the OFFICIAL Peng Challenge Thread Website. Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread This website will contain profiles of all CessPool members and the photos of as many as can be obtained. If a photo is not readily available a suitable substitute has been chosen. To avoid having the substitute shown for YOU, send a suitable photo to your Justicar who will size and prepare it for inclusion ... NO ALTERATIONS SAVE FOR APPROPRIATE CROPPING WILL BE DONE. If you find the profile information inaccurate please advise your Justicar so that corrections can be made. Should you find the profile information unflattering ... tough, this is the CessPool. However, as your Justicar is a stern BUT CARING Justicar, he will be willing to consider alternatives submitted by the highest bidder ... uh, the person in question. Should you find that members are NOT currently listed please advise your Justicar and be prepared to provide relevant information. It is anticipated that this site will allow all to determine the status of a given member as well as allow your Justicar to keep track of Serfs, Squires, Knights and those sent to Coventry. Not ALL members are currently listed but your Justicar is typing his fingers to the bone as we speak ... type ... whatever. Your Justicar can't do it alone, he needs your input ... mostly so that he can make fun of it. It is further anticipated that your Justicar will make use of the site to post various denigrating photos and ... wait for it ... "Your Favorite Posts". That's right, from Grog Porn to The Trial of Seanachai, the Traditions of the CessPool will be maintained on the OFFICIAL Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread website. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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