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Answer: A hungover Brit, a CMAK-less Canadian and a Cheery Waffle


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Originally posted by rune:

It is all part of the Evil BFC plot to have Canadians beg to become Americans. With Customs stopping your copies, Boggs in Alberta and Harv in Sheepland, plus the fact their Army is going bankrupt due to politicians, it was decided to make Canada part of say...Maine.

Rune

Rune, me ole soapdish, me ole chumwizzler, I am due to smack the worthless Scanmunchai in a PBEM to prove the superiority of The Brood over that mongoloidal scrotum-lapping party in the cesspool. Is there any chance of you churning up something rancidly awfully spiteful and foul for our grudge match? It'd be much appreciatifiedicatidon. :mad: :mad:
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Soddball,

Why yes, yes I indeed have something ready to go. It features Italy, explody things, crunchies, Explody things, Germans, Explody things, and Pommies with their explody thingys. I believe it is around 1500 points, and is called Vines and Vineyards. It shall be sent your way when I get home. Yes, you may take evil lessons from it.

Rune

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Originally posted by Soddball:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Edward Windsor:

Now that's just mean and nasty...

Yes, it's true. I've noticed more creative nastiness around here lately. Also, a dearth of "GGRRAAGGAARR'S".

Perhaps with time and a bit of patience, you might yet become more than a thin shadow of the MBT (Long may it wave!) </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Edward Windsor:

Now that's just mean and nasty...

Yes, it's true. I've noticed more creative nastiness around here lately. Also, a dearth of "GGRRAAGGAARR'S".

Perhaps with time and a bit of patience, you might yet become more than a thin shadow of the MBT (Long may it wave!) </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Weirdo??? Whew! That sure left a mark! Or it would have if we were back in the '60's!

How lame thou art.

If I thought you had the ability to play CM:AK using that stick on your forehead, I'd challenge you to a harsh, but fair, beating.

Are you another of the CM:AKless, like our lovely Axe?

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Originally posted by Becket:

My wino to English translator is broken. Did the sackless wonder just accept my challenge, pitting his Italians against my Kiwis in a pure armor battle?

I will make this simple, like yourself:

We are on for a 1200 point ME Italians (me) kicking the snot out of Kiwis (you) in July '42. Send me a setup you worthless scrot, if you can pry your cold-clammy hands from the soothing warmth of your genitalia long enough. Please wash up before sending, you goat-porn-luvin-prevert.

Clear enough, laddy?

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Originally posted by Soddball:

If I thought you had the ability to play CM:AK using that stick on your forehead, I'd challenge you to a harsh, but fair, beating.

Are you another of the CM:AKless, like our lovely Axe?

And if I thought you were of the masculine persuasion, I'd kick you straight in the fork, but I don't see that happening.

Of course I have CMAK. What do you think I am, Canadian???

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There's altogether too much effluent in this thread, and not nearly enough TNT chucking maggots!! :mad: redface.gif :mad:

Let's have some more growling - <big>GGGRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!</BIG> :mad: redface.gif :mad: redface.gif :mad:

and what's happened to the reason for this thread's existance anyway? Has Mistress Pourpiss become lost in the post too?!!

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Hey! Who says we want Canada? Give it to Russia or Japan....

We have enough Canucks beating on our borders trying to buy cheap American drugs....

well, I hereby swear allegiance to the Cheery Wafflers.... henceforth I love you all more than myself.... of course you can always kick me to the curb and curse my name all the while laughing.... i suppose that would be more entertaining anyway...

-Palko

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

You know, the ony thing putting a smile on my face these days in my CM world is putting the boots to Snarker in Line of Defense.

Sorry Snackfood but you're my human pinata right now.

What? The mac can't make ñ ? Maggot!!!! Cross the border and buy a Spanish Mac!!! Or better yet, a Sea Mac. :mad: :mad:

ps Axe truly is whupping up on my spineless, SMS chuckers. I call them that because they don't quite get TNT chucking yet. :mad:

[ December 09, 2003, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lawngnome:

of course you can always kick me to the curb and curse my name all the while laughing

Very prescient of you. </font>
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Originally posted by Keke:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

What? The mac can't make ñ ?

You have problems with ü, I have problems with ñ. You stay away from Scandanavia, I'll stay away from Spain. :mad: </font>
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