Patchy Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Day One Shoveling, 6" snow: Yeah! That snow knows it's been shoveled! Kick arse! It makes you feel like a real man to get out here and deal with Nature's attempt to shut us down! Day Two Shoveling, 8" snow: Ummm...you know, there's a great sense of satisfaction you get from seeing how clean the sidewalks are, and realize how much easier it is for people to get around Day Three Shoveling, Final shoveling and after Plow Cleanup: SHOOT ME. Someone please shoot me. I shoveled snow this morning. I think it was maybe 5 inches of snow. 8 inches of snow must be very deep for a Gnome.....so how long does it take you to clear away all that snow with your tiny little shovel Gnomey? Persephone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Day Three Shoveling, Final shoveling and after Plow Cleanup: SHOOT ME. Someone please shoot me. Just purchase the weapon, give me your address, and rent me a car. I promise it'll be quick. =) Kitty Ps - Can I send your remains to that German cannibal guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: SHOOT ME. Someone please shoot me. When, where, and how many times? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: SHOOT ME. Someone please shoot me. When, where, and how many times? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: SHOOT ME. Someone please shoot me. Just purchase the weapon, give me your address, and rent me a car. I promise it'll be quick. =)</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Done, then. I'm not after posting here anymore. You've been a great lot. [ February 04, 2004, 02:52 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: You'll not be my death. But I'll ask you this: When there is so much ugliness, wouldn't you love to see one, good, pure thing saved? You're goddamned right he won't! I will! As for your question about wouldn't I like to see one good pure thing saved . . . . . . UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM . . . nope. So where should I pick up my rental car? Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: SHOOT ME. Someone please shoot me. When, where, and how many times? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Done, then. I'm not after posting here anymore. You've been a great lot. Is this your post mid-life crisis crisis post, or just an extended mid-life crisis post? I guess I should prepare my application for old one, since there seems to be a vacancy now open. Mace [ February 04, 2004, 03:25 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I have more gunsYou're sure about that, are you? >=) Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Done, then. I'm not after posting here anymore. You've been a great lot. Thanks. Can I have your boots then? =| Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I have more gunsYou're sure about that, are you? >=) Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I had assumed you had none because you were gonna make Seanachai buy one for you. Well of course!! I don't want to have to throw away one of my own after it's done! I almost make you want to wear a Mask of Shame for your lack of planning of an execution but I'll let it pass since you called me Sky Kitty. >=| Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 4, 2004 Author Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Done, then. I'm not after posting here anymore. You've been a great lot. Eh, what, where, when!!!! Steven Pemble... if you don't get your Goddam sorry ass in here right NOW and post something to let me know you are well.. Then I will have no choice but to phone you and give you a piece of my mind... I should warn you that I am Pre PMT and have the most splitting headache you could Imagine... I only logged on to send my Sis a Birthday pressy, decided to check this sorry excuse for a thread while I was online.. and what do I see??? You're not going to post ANYMORE !!! Hell, and to think I have refrained from posting because I got the impression I was cramping a few peoples style... Seems at times we can't win eh?... So you're not going to post anymore??? Well... if you stop posting.. then that makes two of us... If your depressed and pissed off then.... that makes two of us.... but I want to say .. I shall miss this forum and all of you guys... Most of all though.. I shall miss you Steven Pemble... Cos without you this thread (for me) ceases to exist.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Ther's only one way we can bring TinkerB...er, Seanachai back, boys and girls and that's with a jolly sing-song. Sing with me*! (To the tune of Frere Jacques) Steven Pemble, Steven Pemble Where are you? Where are you? Onomatopoeia Onomatopoeia Istanbul! Istanbul! Okay, everybody. Let's do a round! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Done, then. I'm not after posting here anymore. You've been a great lot. *Ignores Queenly banishment* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Returns to exiled status with heavy heart* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Didn't like the last one? Try this, then... The Happy Gnome I love to go a-wandering Along the mountain track, And as I go I love to sing My knapsack's full of beer. Seanachai, Seanachaha, Seanachai, Seanachaha, ha ha ha ha ha ha Seanachai, Seananchaha, My knapsack's full of beer. I love to wander by the stream, That dances in the sun, So joyously it calls to me, "Come join my happy sing-song!" Seanachai, Seanachaha, Seanachai, Seanachaha, ha ha ha ha ha ha Seanachai, Seananchaha, "Come join my happy sing-song!" I wave my hat to all I meet, And they wave back to me, And blackbirds call so loud and sweet, Until they strafe my head.. Seanachai, Seanachaha, Seanachai, Seanachaha, ha ha ha ha ha ha Seanachai, Seananchaha, Until they strafe my head.. Oh, may I go a'wandering, Until the day I die, Oh, may I always laugh and sing Until the meds kick in. Seanachai, Seanachaha, Seanachai, Seanachaha, ha ha ha ha ha ha Seanachai, Seananchaha, Until the meds kick in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Didn't like the last one? Try this, then... The Happy Gnome I love to go a-wandering Along the mountain track, And as I go I love to sing My knapsack's full of beer. Seanachai, Seanachaha, Seanachai, Seanachaha, ha ha ha ha ha ha Seanachai, Seananchaha, My knapsack's full of beer. I love to wander by the stream, That dances in the sun, So joyously it calls to me, "Come join my happy sing-song!" Seanachai, Seanachaha, Seanachai, Seanachaha, ha ha ha ha ha ha Seanachai, Seananchaha, "Come join my happy sing-song!" I wave my hat to all I meet, And they wave back to me, And blackbirds call so loud and sweet, Until they strafe my head.. Seanachai, Seanachaha, Seanachai, Seanachaha, ha ha ha ha ha ha Seanachai, Seananchaha, Until they strafe my head.. Oh, may I go a'wandering, Until the day I die, Oh, may I always laugh and sing Until the meds kick in. Seanachai, Seanachaha, Seanachai, Seanachaha, ha ha ha ha ha ha Seanachai, Seananchaha, Until the meds kick in. Boo Radley I do believe I warned you, quite recently in fact, about posting anything that even remotely resembled poetry? You wouldn't want me to ... GET CROSS NOW WOULD YOU? Regarding our own fine Bard, let's recall that everyone has the right to take a break now and then. I've certainly availed myself of that right. But let's also remember that it won't be the CessPool without him. Perhaps if we all chase after him yelling ... Come back Seanachai, come back. ... and if that doesn't work then there's always bribery and/or threats. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo Radley I do believe I warned you, quite recently in fact, about posting anything that even remotely resembled poetry? You wouldn't want me to ... GET CROSS NOW WOULD YOU? Regarding our own fine Bard, let's recall that everyone has the right to take a break now and then. I've certainly availed myself of that right. But let's also remember that it won't be the CessPool without him. Perhaps if we all chase after him yelling ... Come back Seanachai, come back. ... and if that doesn't work then there's always bribery and/or threats. Joe Nope, nope, nope. Sorry, but that won't fly, Orville. Whereas poetry might invoke a song or a song invoke poetry, they are not the same, and I fain would have you learn that before I am forced to try to wrap an aluminum baseball bat around your head. I've just been called into a meeting, so count yourself lucky I'm not able to wax even more pedantic on this subject. [ February 04, 2004, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: Boo Radley ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Now I get it.......you use a normal-sized snow shovel.... Seanachai, as Emma has stated....get your sorry little Gnome ass back in here and post somefink! If you and Emma don't post here anymore.....then I am not going to post here anymore either...so there! Persephone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 We interrupt this gnome crisis report for a brief dip into the arts, followed by a pledge drive. As official portraitist of the MBT, I frequently struggle with the issue that most of you are so butt fugly (ladies excepted of course) that the paint keeps sliding off of the canvas in despair. Fortunately, fate has smiled, or at least smirked on us and reunited us with a fiery spirit from the west...or the east depending on where you live. Anyhoo, it was that spirit that captivated me, and in response, I now request that the Queen's permission to display the following portrait in the Hall of Notable Personages. We now return you to the gnome crisis. I believe they are attempting to talk or push him off of the bridge. Lurk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 5:30 in the gawd damned AM Persephone Berli? Berli! BERLI! Berli Huh? Wha? Fire? Persephone Itsthegnome. Imworriedaboutthegnome. Itriedcallinghimbuthedoesntanswer! DO SOMEFINK! Berli Fire? Persephone THE GNOME! Berli No fire? What time is it? Persephone Somefinks wrong with the GNOME! DO SOMEFINK! Berli Errr... ok *dials phone* *ring* *ring* Seanachai's Answering Machine I can't take your call at this time, please leave a message after the beep Berli You'd better be dyin', or I'm gonna kick you inna fork *click* *dial again* *ring* Seanachai Yes? Berli You alive? Uninjured? Seanachai Err... yes... why? Berli I am going to kick you inna fork so hard you'll have three adam's apples *click* Later that(this) day... safely ensconced at work. Hmm... fire up AIM... Emma Hi Berli... you talked to Seanachai? Berli As a matter of fact, yes I have... he's fine. Emma I'm gonna kick him! Berli Don't bother... already done that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Who knew today was Kick-a-Gnome-in-the-fork Day? I, for one, never got the memo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Leeo: Who knew today was Kick-a-Gnome-in-the-fork Day? I, for one, never got the memo. Every day is Kick-a-Gnome-inna-Fork Day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 This should be formalized into an event! Instead of Dwarf Tossing, we should have a semi-annual Cesspool Drop-Kick-a-Gnome-inna-Fork competitions. It would be worth it for the trophy alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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