Michael Emrys Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm off on another lengthy trip to Texas, Oklahoma and Arkansas on Monday...Another whirlwind tour of all the romantic hotspots, eh, Joe? Be careful you don't burn out your pacemaker. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I mean, it's not like being a freaking apostle. 'Oh, you didn't join Jesus in the first 20 minutes? Sorry, the best you can ever be is another groveling servant of the faith...' Actually, its exactly like that. There's no point in giving the bastards any hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Ask yourself, each day, WWJD (What Would Joe Do?) Joe Me first! Wet himself? Next...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: After all Stormsewer has been "proclaimed" as Knight without having to go through all that messy Serf and Squire stuff as others have had to do. Joe Look, Old Foul Joe, there's no use whinging. We've got quotas that need filling, you fool! SturmSebber helps, Joe. Besides, I find him amusing, so bugger off. Lord, this 'diversity' thing is killing me, and a whinging Justicar is no bloody help at all! Okay, we've got the 'Gay Minor Nation Lunatic' slot filled (you'll excuse the expression). Now, does anyone know any East European lesbians that would be interested in Knighthood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: After all Stormsewer has been "proclaimed" as Knight without having to go through all that messy Serf and Squire stuff as others have had to do. Joe Look, Old Foul Joe, there's no use whinging. We've got quotas that need filling, you fool! SturmSebber helps, Joe. Besides, I find him amusing, so bugger off. Lord, this 'diversity' thing is killing me, and a whinging Justicar is no bloody help at all! Okay, we've got the 'Gay Minor Nation Lunatic' slot filled (you'll excuse the expression). Now, does anyone know any East European lesbians that would be interested in Knighthood? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: ... or discussing intimate relationships? You fool! You've just set our progress to true Multiculture Diversity back by months! Into the 'Sensitivity Training Pit' with you, toad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Where be all dem white wimin at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 In a move designed to confuse all, I have reformatted my HD, and installed XP. In the process, I have wiped out any and all games in process. Therefore, it is my pleasure to announce default surrenders in each cesspool game. Wins go out to dalem, Mrspkr, OSGF and Nidan 1. I also finally give up trying to see just how long Boo will hold out waiting for a turn. Congratulations, you all win, and you still all suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: Have we sent that Alksei the Dvornik thing to Coventry yet? If not, I think we should consider it. Ignore them, Ales. I find your weirdness strangely refreshing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Bard! Fookin File! Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and SturmSebber is a Knight. You SEE , bribery DOES pay! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Ignore them, Ales. I find your weirdness strangely refreshing... Take that back Gnome! I find it disturbing when I a gree with you. Hey, Ales has been around longer than a lot of the pillocks... make him a serf I say. Actually, since I said it, he is a serf. Need a new squire Gnome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Bard! Fookin File! Where? In his ass, where else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: ... or discussing intimate relationships? You fool! You've just set our progress to true Multiculture Diversity back by months! Into the 'Sensitivity Training Pit' with you, toad! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Ignore them, Ales. I find your weirdness strangely refreshing... Take that back Gnome! I find it disturbing when I a gree with you. Hey, Ales has been around longer than a lot of the pillocks... make him a serf I say. Actually, since I said it, he is a serf. Need a new squire Gnome? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Ignore them, Ales. I find your weirdness strangely refreshing... Take that back Gnome! I find it disturbing when I a gree with you. Hey, Ales has been around longer than a lot of the pillocks... make him a serf I say. Actually, since I said it, he is a serf. Need a new squire Gnome? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Miss your plane, Joe? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Miss your plane, Joe? Mace He probably did, but then he missed out at conception. Hard to catch up from there. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Miss your plane, Joe? Mace Monday, Monday afternoon UNITED STATES MOUNTAIN TIME ... or as YOU might say ... the BIG hand is on the ... No, not the back of the sheep, I'm referring to the big hand on the ... never mind. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I don't want to brag but I have my black belt ... in Langour of course, a FAR more difficult style to master. Joe I have a black belt in Lemur! Believe me, you don't ever, ever want to make me angry, and face the Monkey Death Grip of Shrieking, Big-Eyed, Long-Tailed, ****e Flinging Dance of Death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I don't want to brag but I have my black belt ... in Langour of course, a FAR more difficult style to master. Joe I have a black belt in Lemur! Believe me, you don't ever, ever want to make me angry, and face the Monkey Death Grip of Shrieking, Big-Eyed, Long-Tailed, ****e Flinging Dance of Death! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I don't want to brag but I have my black belt ... in Langour of course, a FAR more difficult style to master. Joe I have a black belt in Lemur! Believe me, you don't ever, ever want to make me angry, and face the Monkey Death Grip of Shrieking, Big-Eyed, Long-Tailed, ****e Flinging Dance of Death! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: SturmSebber helps, Joe. Besides, I find him amusing, so bugger off.You just keep me alive because i'm your personal clown ! Like in the Middle ages when they gave the best scraps of food to the hunchback , so he would be alive the next day to be poked by sharp objects! I find that a foul and revolting deed and if i had any selfrespect i would walk out of here! Sadly, i'm an immoral degraded, knighthood stealing low-life who's main goal in life is to be recognised as a Knight in the POOL . So there you have it... who wants to have the first poke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: who wants to have the first poke? Never trust anyone that is willing... Hmm... bit verbose... Never trust anyone. Much better that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Sadly, i'm an immoral degraded, knighthood stealing low-life who's main goal in life is to be recognised as a Knight in the POOL . So there you have it... who wants to have the first poke? Oh, look, Joe! Look at those big, limpid eyes! Look at that expression of longing, and the quivering of that lip! Clearly the Power of the Justicariate can't simply accede to his elevation to Knighthood. But couldn't we jump him up to Squire? I mean, he's pretty jumped up as it is! I mean, look what he's doing to Boo's leg! Joe, I know it's wrong of me to simply want to make him a Knight. But when an outrageously gay Belgian with flashing blue eyes follows you home, and starts trying to do the nasty mambo with Cardinal Boo's leg...well, you can see how I'd want to keep him, don't you? But I await the decision of the Justicariate. The Olde Ones, of course, are above all mortal concerns and judgments. We are ruled, simply, by the dictates of Fate, the need to Open the Way so that the Folk may Create the World, and the imperative of Who the Bottle Passes to Next. But I, Steven Hunter Pemble, the Seanachai, await the decision of the Justicar. Oh, look! He's got a really good grip! Who'll give me odds on whether Boo can get away without soiled pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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