Kitty Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: (Boo wanders in wearing a bathrobe and moccasins, drinking a cup of International coffee International coffee?!?! Oh god. You're not gonna get all girly on us now and talk about your feelings are you? =/ *mockingly* Cafe Vienna...it reminds me of that bistro we went to. And that sexy waiter, what was his name? JEAN-LUC!! *swoons* Kitty [ December 12, 2003, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Congratulations to Boo_Radley! MrSpkr doesn't trot out the full beavis on just anybody! GF must be getting slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: (Boo wanders in wearing a bathrobe and moccasinsWow, a real Ohian he-man attire for a real Ohian he-man! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: (Boo wanders in wearing a bathrobe and moccasins, drinking a cup of International coffee)Kitty swishes her tail and pounces at Boo from behind a pillow! Running between his ankles she causes him to trip and spill the scalding hot coffee in his crotch. Kitty leaps onto Mace's lap and hides. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: *sniff* Wednesday... hum-de-hum-de-ha... Thursday... ooh, what this? MrSpkr?... oh, deary me.... *snort*... hmmmm... hum-de-hum.... *sniff* [taps the diary]... fit yer in here? [sound of rapid crayon scribbling] *slam* Errr... yer can keep up with me lightning fast turn rate, eh? No dilly-dallying? And yer must number yer turns. That's very important... got to be unique and amusing... none of that Elvis minimalist twaddle (*sigh* so very Philippe Starck and soooooooooo passe). And purlease arrange things on the map in a vaguely entertaining and artistic way? Yeknod On it's way. If you are looking for something "vaguely entertaining and artistic", might I suggest a look into Mace's video cabinet? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: "It's not wise to screw with both the Devil and a Lawyer on the same day." - Lars Actually I wouldn't screw either one on any day. =| Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Kitty leaps onto Mace's lap and hides. Kitty Behind what? A tuft of sheep's tail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Kitty leaps onto Mace's lap and hides. Kitty Behind what? A tuft of sheep's tail? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Kitty leaps onto Mace's lap and hides. Kitty Behind what? A tuft of sheep's tail? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: "It's not wise to screw with both the Devil and a Lawyer on the same day." - Lars Actually I wouldn't screw either one on any day. =| Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: "It's not wise to screw with both the Devil and a Lawyer on the same day." - Lars Actually I wouldn't screw either one on any day. =| Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: (Boo wanders in wearing a bathrobe and moccasins, drinking a cup of International coffee)Kitty swishes her tail and pounces at Boo from behind a pillow! Running between his ankles she causes him to trip and spill the scalding hot coffee in his crotch. Kitty leaps onto Mace's lap and hides. Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: "It's not wise to screw with both the Devil and a Lawyer on the same day." - Lars Actually I wouldn't screw either one on any day. =| Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: (Boo wanders in wearing a bathrobe and moccasins, drinking a cup of International coffee)Kitty swishes her tail and pounces at Boo from behind a pillow! Running between his ankles she causes him to trip and spill the scalding hot coffee in his crotch. Kitty leaps onto Mace's lap and hides. Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: (Boo wanders in wearing a bathrobe and moccasins, drinking a cup of International coffee It doesn't quite go with the John Deere tractor baseball cap, does it? *sniff* [shuffles, moodily] Ohian haute coiture, pathetic. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: "It's not wise to screw with both the Devil and a Lawyer on the same day." - Lars Actually I wouldn't screw either one on any day. =| Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I was into it ... then she jumped into Mace's lap ... well, you just can't suspend disbelief for something like that.I just couldn't believe it either. Normally Kitty hides behind my ear. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Hey, you're the one with the sig link!Your fantasies involve "nahverteidigungswaffe"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: "It's not wise to screw with both the Devil and a Lawyer on the same day." - Lars Actually I wouldn't screw either one on any day. =| Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Hey, you're the one with the sig link!Your fantasies involve "nahverteidigungswaffe"? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 *pupils dialate and tail get bushy . . . jumps off Mace's lap and, claws extended, scurries up Boo's curtains. The curtain rod crashes to the ground. Arching back and hopping sideways with fur standing on end I dash to the couch and began shredding it with my claws! Boo, still crying out in pain from his coffee-scalded crotch is unable to react!! I continue my spree of destruction!!! Leaping onto the window screen like a spider and pulling it down into the kitchen sink, breaking dishes and International Coffee mugs. Scampers across the room and under the couch* Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 *sits in abject silence weeping while gesticulating at the sky and begging the powers that be to end my life with a large smitey object. I then await the others to hurl invectives, aspersions, and expletives my way. But I realize that this is the nicer Cesspool and I'm completely safe from the flabby, bitter, old people.* *edits because my underused brain is tiny in comparison to Andreas' and Christmas is coming soon so I will have to buy a Christmas card, write a heartfelt apology to my dear mother, and continue berating myself for not being German enough* [ December 12, 2003, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 13, 2003 Author Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Lurkur: Cabron69 was all wrong for you; too fickle, too easily impressed and distracted by "flashier" posters, like Emrys. Ouch. That left a mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 13, 2003 Author Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Your fantasies involve "nahverteidigungswaffe"? Closet grog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: Dear Joachim, in case you have not realised it, the scenario we play has you attacking. So why don't you stop camping, and get on with it. Hugs War You know, this attack is set in the early morning, but I'm a Morgenmuffel. So I just ordered a few squads to look towards your positions while the others continue to sleep. These squads should be enough to overrun your poor sods. Gruß Joachim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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