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Originally posted by v42below:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas:

I am no longer disconsolate that I will not travel on business to New Zealand next year. This picture put me off my breakfast.

Well, excuse me, Mr Brad Pitt, but this picture,

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doesn't exactly put Paris, France at the top of my holiday destination list. </font>

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Originally posted by v42below:

doesn't exactly put Paris, France at the top of my holiday destination list.

And you're supposed to be a Knight of the "Hoose Of PawBroon"!!!

Just wait till he finds out you crossed France off the top of your list, you'll be ex-communicated... or somefink!

mumble mumble..

Now where did I put the Justicar's address, I'm sure this is grounds for at least a serious reprimand...

Mumble mumble.....

Can't get the help these days.... young uns, bloody hopeless..... blah blah blah....

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Originally posted by this 'Meeks' fellow:

I can't believe the only person who liked my Pope idea was that damned gnome. Come on, people, get your heads outta your asses and into the Church!

Err I liked your... I mean my... I mean I like the idea
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Originally posted by YK2:

And you are?

A piddling thing my dear lady but I’ve racked up a few titles a day so far, here is but a selection…

Leading light of the house of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh)

Finest Squire of the finest liege Boo Radley

Official Peng blessed, disowned & tolerated Messiah of the Peng Challenge

Sacred wielder of the holy doorknocker round

Honorary 10th Member of the Fellowship

The Thermometer of the Justicarate

Anointed pope-to be

Primus exquisite Peng thread AAR creator

Lead expert on US beetles (apparently… I didn’t even appoint myself that one)

Offical owner of the Abu-graib mouse orphanage

Destroyer of Rainbows

Leading visionary & future seeker of the Peng Challenge

The very definition of humble & modest (alternative oxford dictionary 2004)

Stopped clock on the apocalypso & the variants signs & portents foreshadowing it

… etc, etc, etc

I’m surprised you’ve never heard of me

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Hmmm...

*Scans through The Justicars list of honoury titles*

Now he must be here somewhere....

37mmm... 37mm.....

Ah, there your are...

Page IVV11XII paragraph 3909..

May 2004..

The SSN 37mm shall be recognised as Squire to Sir Boo Radley Knight Extrodinaire ...

Ok check....

So far so good, it seems you come from good stock, Croda and JD are among the creme de la creme of the Pool, And Boo , well you know....He's Boo ..

Hmmm nothing else listed....

* Scowls at 37mm *

Who gave you all these titles?

Is Peng aware he's disowned you? I mean did he even own you in the first place before he disowned you?

Did he call you by name, or merely step on you and scrape you off his boots on the way out?

Tolerated indeed... By whom?

As the Justicar would say...

*Deep Voice*

These things matter you know!!!!

*Pats Stikky on the head and ruffles his hair*

Isn't he sweet!

[Edited to add]

Stikky that is, not 37mm...

[ January 29, 2005, 10:23 AM: Message edited by: YK2 ]

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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

I'm reading "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" and I'm not reading about a single german boy invading France thoroughly with a blue Ford funkwagon.

Then you're reading it wrong. Obviously. Are you absolutely sure that you are not a complete idiot? That would explain so much. I suggest you delve deeply into the matter.
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Originally posted by 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:

And you are?

A piddling thing my dear lady but I’ve racked up a few titles a day so far, here is but a selection…

Leading light of the house of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh)

Finest Squire of the finest liege Boo Radley

Official Peng blessed, disowned & tolerated Messiah of the Peng Challenge

Sacred wielder of the holy doorknocker round

Honorary 10th Member of the Fellowship

The Thermometer of the Justicarate

Anointed pope-to be

Primus exquisite Peng thread AAR creator

Lead expert on US beetles (apparently… I didn’t even appoint myself that one)

Offical owner of the Abu-graib mouse orphanage

Destroyer of Rainbows

Leading visionary & future seeker of the Peng Challenge

The very definition of humble & modest (alternative oxford dictionary 2004)

Stopped clock on the apocalypso & the variants signs & portents foreshadowing it

… etc, etc, etc

I’m surprised you’ve never heard of me </font>

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impressive picture boo, is that your hot l33t fashion skillz? I'm amazed you actually know how to post pictures it shows you can rub those two brain cells of yours and to get them to work; kinda.

I'm amazed you actually worry about grammer, only church choir boys being man handled by some older gents dressed in red robes worry about puncuation or was that penatration, well I guess you would know all about that.

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Time for a sing song...and a glass of wine!

*Strikes up the band*

There ain't nothing I can do

Or nothing I can say

That folks don't criticize me

But I'm going to do

Just as I want to anyway

And don't care just what people say........

If I should take a notion

To jump into the ocean

Ain't nobody's business if I do

If I go to church on Sunday

Then cabaret all day Monday

Ain't nobody's business if I do

If my man ain't got no money

And i say "take all of mine, honey"

Ain't nobody's business if I do..

If I give him my last nickel

And it leaves me in a pickle

Ain't nobody's business if I do

But I'd rather my man would hit me

Than for him to jump up and quit me

Ain't nobody's business if I do

I swear I won't call no copper

If I'm beat up by my papa

Ain't nobody's business if I do

Nobody's business

Ain't nobody's business

Nobody's business if I do ....

Billie Holiday....Porter grainger / everett robbins

[ January 29, 2005, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ]

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Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:

impressive picture boo, is that your hot l33t fashion skillz? I'm amazed you actually know how to post pictures it shows you can rub those two brain cells of yours and to get them to work; kinda.

You probably should have used a comma between "pictures" and "it". And shouldn't it have been "rub those two brain cells of yours together"? Or wasn't that covered in your remedial "I can write good!" class? Maybe you should put your banjo down for a few minutes and sign up for it again.

I'm amazed you actually worry about grammer, only church choir boys being man handled by some older gents dressed in red robes worry about puncuation or was that penatration, well I guess you would know all about that.

Ah see? This is what happens when slower people are shown their errors. They become defensive. And probably weepy, too. Are you pouting Menschie? Is your little lower lip stuck out and quivering?

Maybe words aren't your forte? Maybe you should try another form of communication. Perhaps you'll have better luck getting your messages across by rapidly blinking your eyes in a form of Morse code.

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Boo needs to live a little and stop worrying about what others write. It makes him look almost as bad as Seanachipoo when he's sober.

Nothing better then to see saps like this refried eggroll get all bundled up over typos and commas LOL

this is the cess, insulting someone on punkt'u'ation is so 1999s

*watches him get all flustered over this post*

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Originally posted by mensch:

this is the cess, insulting someone on punkt'u'ation is so 1999s

Yes, this is the cesspool. But clumsy gramatical and punctuation errors are so fourth grade. Oh, sorry, didn't realize you hadn't made it past third. Carry on, chowderhead.
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