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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Ever have that experience when you were a wee lad of opening the closet door to confront the monster, and then saying to yourself: Oh, silly me. There's only a mirror in here...

The shrink used to tell me that all the time...all of our fears are just a reflection of the twisted thoughts on our own brains.

Perhaps we are all just a misplaced chromosome away from being Jeffrey Dahlmer.

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YK2 , could it be a movie perhaps?

Joebob Shaw and Boo,

I want you to go to the first message in this thread. read it, read it again. Now NEVER EVER complain about my topics or rules again. Just like THE Gnome to post a long winded message that says absolutely NOTHING.

Seanachai, yes, I said we in that other thread. Read into that what you will.

Last, look for a special announcement shortly.

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Originally posted by rune:

YK2 , could it be a movie perhaps?

Yes it is, but I was thinking more along the lines of why the one eared remark made me think of it and was curious to know if anyone here had seen it/knew the answer...

look for a special announcement shortly.

You're PREGNANT!!!
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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Which Altan album did you buy that you didn't like?

Which one don't I like?!? The ONLY Altan album I have bought you hog-butcher's pan scraping ... Did you seriously entertain the notion that I would try more than one after having my ears assailed by the first CD???

If it didn't cost me more than that piece of horrid caterwauling to drive up North and plant the CD in your forehead ninja-star style, by Berli, I'd do it, and smile all the way home...

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Originally posted by Herr Oberst:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort?

Appropriate to name it Seanachai

It's not a Ford Escort.

It's a War Pony! </font>

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Joe Shmoe stated that...

37mm is CLEARLY a Rebel Without a Clue.
Rebel without a clue? I suppose this ‘rebellion’ in question is the one against you?

May I remind you o’justicar the grievance between you & I stems from the closing of a certain thread (thought I’d forgotten & forgiven ‘ey?) by your hands, a certain series of ghastly attacks on the house of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh) perpetuated by yourself and your continuing failures as a Justicar.

I for one consider that grievance suspended by the good nature of your righteous website (I think we can all agree that any time you spend there is time which could have been spent here so is therefore time well spent) but if you wish to reopen the wounds then carry on as you will.

My liege once taught me that it is difficult to penetrate your stone death-ness (where has that particular flame warrior gone he was always my favourite him & the evil jerk) which makes conversation difficult however it sometimes helps to use the western metaphors of your twisted childhood… very well

Oh old sheriff who has let the bad guys (with their dark hats, poor teeth & propensity for chewing little sticks & spitting) run amok in this here fine town (looks around at the dead end collection of dusty shacks, horse **** & drunkards) you should relinquish your feelings of distrust & envy at the sight of the obvious hero (white hat, nice boots & a love of mice) & instead aid him in his quest to bring justice to the town & the bad guys (that means shooting them in a comical manner)… oh & watch out for those darned Indians

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Seanachai says...

First, though, I'd like to be reassured about several points:

Would this be a Medici-style Pope, or some arse whose only intent is to smile, wave and affirm 'no Martin Luthers here, thank you very much'?

There will be little time for waving & smiling if you are busy smiting

Would there be Papal Princelings?

Choir boys & disciples

Would there be pilgrimages?
Probably but you’re getting ahead of yourself & myself… these things can take bloody millennia to evolve (oops shouldn’t really use that word).

I'm all for pilgrimages. I especially like those that involve halfwits from all portions of society, that meet at an inn, and agree to tell stories while they journey to some Holy Site. Especially if the bastards are forced to do it barefoot, in the snow, through the Alps, while scourging themselves and hypocritically begging indulgence for their many, varied, and detailed bloody sins.
I myself prefer the idea of flagellants who pointlessly & aimlessly abuse & humiliate themselves, but lets not bicker over q’s & i’s.

Man! That's the kind of Pope I want. One who assigns jolly pilgrimages that involve story-telling, brutal and unmeant repentance, and a full revelation of sins.

I'll get behind and push any bid to raise up a Pope that demands that sort of thing.

I am glad for the alliance I will call on it… indeed I will need it.

I have foreseen it you see a great darkness, a tide of love & respect will awash this place, terrorists will embrace our presidents & prime ministers, Australians will breed with Scandinavians, Brett Favre will fall & the people will call out for help.

Who will save them?

Perhaps the time of the pool will come.

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