Hans Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Hans: I TOLD you we couldn't shoot fish with a Pak. Sigmund: Shut up, we could if you'd just learn to move the barrel fast enough. Hans: I cannot believe you used up our one round of tungsten on a carp. Sigmund: Did you see the teeth on that thing? Hans: Well tomorrow we'll try sparrow hunting with flamethrowers. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenAsJade Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Tee hee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Join the army, they said, see the world, they said... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Somehow, I thought "Anti-Submarine Duty" would have been planned out a bit more... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I told you we was to take a left at the last crossroad, but would you listen ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 If we stick to the river they can't track our scent. I saw it in a Rambo movie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzertruppe Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 "I don't care how much beer you drank last night,the gun position is flooded,and we have to move"! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdstrike Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Soldier A: "Damn those bastards! I said we needed a boat! A BOAT" Soldier B: "Haha..." Soldier A: "What's so funny about that?" Soldier B: "I just thougt about the guys whose gun we have. Just imagine how pissed off they must be." "Soldier A: "Yeah, pretty hard to fight shermans with a boat I guess..." [ June 11, 2004, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: birdstrike ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
With Clusters Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I'm kind of partial to: "This totally sucks!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenAsJade Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Tee hee hee. Keep'em coming! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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General Bolt Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Ya see Sarge it happened this way; we were skipping stones. And Wilbur sez "I wonder if we can skip a AT round off the water." I say "Its got be fired at a real low angle"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabpub Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 "I know they said high humidity today, but this is FREAKIN' rediculous!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike8g Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Ahhh, now I know what they mean when they talk about "water-cooled". LOL Marcus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdstrike Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Obviously they are using wrong BMP numbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wygal Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 "And they laughed when we put our Pak on top of the MKVI." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 "I can't believe this ! I can't for the life of me find the Standard Issue Paddles for our gun ! They don't even mention them in the Field Manual !" or "They'll never expect us there !" EDIT : How could one forget : "Row, row, row your gun, gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrilye, merrily, war is but a dream !" [ June 12, 2004, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Kobal2 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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