Watson & Crick Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: ... because revenge will be fast and furry. :mad: What? You're gonna throw a rabid squirrel at them? :mad: :mad: I think you may have meant "fast and furious" ya idjit. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: ... because revenge will be fast and furry. :mad: What? You're gonna throw a rabid squirrel at them? :mad: :mad: I think you may have meant "fast and furious" ya idjit. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: ... because revenge will be fast and furry. :mad: What? You're gonna throw a rabid squirrel at them? :mad: :mad: I think you may have meant "fast and furious" ya idjit. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 GRRRARRRRRGGG! Wally's midnight sniping is killing off the typical average rat and thus enriching the population of fast, smart, angryfied rats. The trick will be to capture these cunning critters. But I know the perfect bait - Axe's limbs. His anti-cheese policy is sure to piss them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 My monitor is finally back. I sent a turn to Mace after a long delay. Now I can see where the angry TNT goes on the battlefield, unlike my last few battles. Unfortunately, now that my computer is back together, I find myself in a tax-and-computer induced PBEM vacuum. <font size=6 Font color=red>GRARRGRARRGHRARR!!!!</font> <font color=red>Where are you Waffle maggots hiding? Slither out of your hiding places and take the beatings you deserve! NOW!! Show some guts, you slimy toads!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 *Rips Dave's arm off and beats him to a pulp with it for using such a harsh color and hurting my eyes* :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: *Rips Dave's arm off and beats him to a pulp with it for using such a harsh color and hurting my eyes* :mad: :mad: Well at least one person shows a little spunk. I hate spunk! So, Lady Moraine, are you up for an angry TNT chuck-fest of a PBEM, or do you administer all of your beatings in the forums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Oh fine. Since I can't get Hiram to stop playing LotR: BFME long enough to test these with me, would you care to have a go at one of Kingfish's concoctions? There are three to choose from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 LOTR?? Isn't just sitting through one of the movies about as much of that dreck as any one person can stand? I feel your pain. :eek: :eek: Aren't these Kingfish scenarios in sequence? If so, let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. If not, how about trying the smallest one first. Thanks for showing more backbone than the rest of these Waffle-worms. Speaking of which, where is Salkin? Where's Sergei? Even Axe is laying low, the snow-covered maggot! GRARRGRARRGH!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Well, as the beginning seems to BE the smallest, I'll send that along shortly... *now where the heck did the mook put that CMAK disk? ...* aha! Found it! *dusts it off* Poor thing's been neglected... :mad: Oh...as to the LotR gaming addiction...I'm afraid it's all my fault. I gave the game to him for Christmas. Usually, he tires of any given game in a couple of months. BUT, I encouraged him to read the books since he was playing the game and, for some reason, it made him like the game even MORE! Not to mention, he's found some sites with *gasp* MODS....*dramatic music* I've truly lost him. Between that game and Phillies baseball, I'm a "game" widow. *sobs* Oh...I mean: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: LOTR?? Isn't just sitting through one of the movies about as much of that dreck as any one person can stand? I feel your pain. :eek: :eek: HERETIC!! Burn the witch, burn the witch!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: LOTR?? Isn't just sitting through one of the movies about as much of that dreck as any one person can stand? I feel your pain. :eek: :eek: HERETIC!! Burn the witch, burn the witch!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H: LOTR?? Isn't just sitting through one of the movies about as much of that dreck as any one person can stand? I feel your pain. :eek: :eek: HERETIC!! Burn the witch, burn the witch!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Alright...it's away. Now you'll see just how much of a smackdown I can come across with outside of the forums, Dave! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 As I am looking at homes in my price range, cheap like a hobo, a number of questions come up.... -Where is a good place to get bullet-proof, double-paned windows? -What the regulations regarding machine gun nests/ towers? -Are roof mounted flamethrowers discouraged or out-right illegal? Living in the ghetto.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 You could always move out of the people's republik of kalifornia. Upstate NY finger lakes region has vinyards and is nice.....in the summer! And there is always Oddstralia (please...take the bait...). I'm sure you could move in with Mace until (if) you find a place to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: As I am looking at homes in my price range, cheap like a hobo, a number of questions come up.... -Where is a good place to get bullet-proof, double-paned windows? -What the regulations regarding machine gun nests/ towers? -Are roof mounted flamethrowers discouraged or out-right illegal? Living in the ghetto....I didn't realize that someone could get so defensive about living in a refrigerator box. I'm sure you'll be a big hit with the neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: -Where is a good place to get bullet-proof, double-paned windows? -What the regulations regarding machine gun nests/ towers? -Are roof mounted flamethrowers discouraged or out-right illegal? Sounds like it's time for Texas. You are all noxious pieces of pond scum. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: You are all noxious pieces of pond scum. :mad: :mad: :mad: I never knew you thought of us as family. That's so sweet. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: I'm sure you could move in with Mace until (if) you find a place to live. I'm not sure what the family will make of him? Regardless, we can stick him out in the shed I guess, at a reasonable rent. Of course there won't be any electricity, or running water. But he can always eat the rodents, spiders and snakes he'll be sharing the accommodation with. *shrug* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: You are all noxious pieces of pond scum. :mad: :mad: :mad: I never knew you thought of us as family. That's so sweet.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: You are all noxious pieces of pond scum. :mad: :mad: :mad: I never knew you thought of us as family. That's so sweet.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 <font size=6 font color=white Happy Friday the 13'th, Cheery Waffles!!</font> Two new PBEMs are underway. Moraine Sedai has presented me with a map which appears to have a single straight road as the only route for my plucky Canadians. I expect an immediate German surrender when they spot my hordes of tough but very polite soldiers closing in. I sent Pseudo a setup for a different scenario with my Germans attacking his Canadians. I think his troops are still drying off after wading ashore at Juno Beach. I didn't hear back from the maggot last night, so he may try to weasel out of this battle. It doesn't matter, he can pick his own poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Or, as they say in Qweebec, poisson. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Or, as they say in Qweebec, poisson. :mad: :mad: Yeah. Those maggots even found a way to make something deadly sound wimpy. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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