Boo Radley Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Youse guys are a lot more funnier than the Pengers. Only if you're drain bamaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Its funnier if you say "dain bramaged." Try it. You'll hear the difference. Unless you are drain bamaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Its funnier if you say "dain bramaged." Try it. You'll hear the difference. Unless you are drain bamaged. Humor is so subjective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 The locks on the padded cells must've come loose again. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Youse guys are a lot more funnier than the Pengers.Is that a textbook example of damning with faint praise? Something like saying the average <font size=1>penguin</font> is a lot better CM player than a bucket of algae? Not all of them, of course. The drunken Australians pull the <font size=1>penguin</font> average way up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Safely ensconced in the warmth of the Waffley bit again after a horrific absence of 4 days. With no one to hate I could only drink heavily to keep from yelling at the whole of Texas, starting with Houston. Not a bad town but the winning combo of heat AND humidity is extra special. Turns to be out this eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: Turns to be out this eve. Thanks for the heads up Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: Safely ensconced in the warmth of the Waffley bit again after a horrific absence of 4 days. With no one to hate I could only drink heavily to keep from yelling at the whole of Texas, starting with Houston. Not a bad town but the winning combo of heat AND humidity is extra special. Oh yeah... you were down there for the annual yodeling tournament, right? So... how'd you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Oh yeah... you were down there for the annual yodeling tournament, right?You're funny...no, not "ha-ha" funny more of the funny in a queer way. Now run along like a good lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Snarky-baby, turn. Needs one from Wally, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Nope, seems I owed Wally a turn and she has been sent. Pseudo that file was farged and wouldn't load. Please fix or do sumfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Turns are out, none are in. No surprise. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Turns are out, none are in. No surprise. :mad: Anyone seen Moraine Sedai lately? Our battle is still at the setup stage. Maybe Hiram carried her off to Middle Earth. :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 House hunting....the saga continues. I finally made an offer on a house today. If I get it life will be sweet. I can not believe I actually found something decent. Things did not begin on an upbeat note today. First house I show up at 9:30. Waiting for my agent to arrive. House looks ok and the neighborhood doesn't look too bad. Within a few minutes a 8-10 yo boy emerges from my potential neighbor's house and approaches my car. Being a bright lad, he come around street side when I wave him off my passenger side (still locked btw). The following exchange was cordial as I begged poverty, told the lad no kids would be coming to play, and explained my present dating situation as prompted by the lad's un-ending questioning. But then things went south... ghetto boy: Does your girlfriend have, er, em.... mtw: huh, what was that? ghetto boy: Does your girlfriend have tits? mtw (struggling to figure out why the feck some lil freaking prevert even would be so dumb as to utter those words): Well, normally gentlemen don't discuss such matters. Excuse me but my agent has just arrived and I must be going. OMFG, there is no fecking way I could deal with such a sack of ****e IRL, for any period of time. This lil soon-to-be-convict-bitch was so unsocialized as to make a cocker spaniel puppy to look like a prince. I should have put a bullet into his parent's heads and called CPS to take the lil sacks of ****e away. Who knows how deep the ghetto runs...maybe a grenade, or three, in the house could have stopped that infestation. On the upside, I may have found a new abode later in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Turns are out, none are in. No surprise. :mad: Anyone seen Moraine Sedai lately? Our battle is still at the setup stage. Maybe Hiram carried her off to Middle Earth. :eek: :eek: He did! :mad: I had to battle my way through hordes of Uruk Hai and Warg Riders and...stuff. But I have it now, my Precious...yesssss. By the way...turn is out, so quit yer bitchin'. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 22, 2005 Author Share Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: House hunting....the saga continues. I finally made an offer on a house today. If I get it life will be sweet. I can not believe I actually found something decent. Things did not begin on an upbeat note today. First house I show up at 9:30. Waiting for my agent to arrive. House looks ok and the neighborhood doesn't look too bad. Within a few minutes a 8-10 yo boy emerges from my potential neighbor's house and approaches my car. Being a bright lad, he come around street side when I wave him off my passenger side (still locked btw). The following exchange was cordial as I begged poverty, told the lad no kids would be coming to play, and explained my present dating situation as prompted by the lad's un-ending questioning. But then things went south... ghetto boy: Does your girlfriend have, er, em.... mtw: huh, what was that? ghetto boy: Does your girlfriend have tits? mtw (struggling to figure out why the feck some lil freaking prevert even would be so dumb as to utter those words): Well, normally gentlemen don't discuss such matters. Excuse me but my agent has just arrived and I must be going. OMFG, there is no fecking way I could deal with such a sack of ****e IRL, for any period of time. This lil soon-to-be-convict-bitch was so unsocialized as to make a cocker spaniel puppy to look like a prince. I should have put a bullet into his parent's heads and called CPS to take the lil sacks of ****e away. Who knows how deep the ghetto runs...maybe a grenade, or three, in the house could have stopped that infestation. On the upside, I may have found a new abode later in the day. Well, does she? :mad: :mad: Resend what ever it is you thunked you sent. Odds are good my ISP at my homework. Oh, and send me wine now that the Supreme Court says you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: On the upside, I may have found a new abode later in the day. And your upside is a broad-side to some poor sap. As a matter of fact, a broad-side to the whole neighboorhood. :mad: Snickers straighten your ISP situation up and send me a freakin' turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: And your upside is a broad-side to some poor sap. As a matter of fact, a broad-side to the whole neighboorhood.Fook 'em. BTW, where does one get those cool tack strips that one hears so much about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Turns out to them what sent'em. Beer is good. Free beer is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by Mike: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ You're so smrt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 I live. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: I live.And yet another dreadful development... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 It's a stat holiday up here today (Victoria Day) -- not that Pseudo would notice. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: It's a stat holiday up here today (Victoria Day) -- not that Pseudo would notice. :mad: *wakes up* YAWN... You were saying? *goes back to sleep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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