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page 2?

staying up drinking until 4am and up at 8am for flight home wasn't too wise. but as a professional, i managed...managed to get home, pour water into my dehydrated husk and take a 3 hour nap.

funny thing about casinos, no last call. you can pour as much liquor into your body as you can afford, as long as you can still speak and walk. and you really don't have to do either reasonably well.

what a loverly place.

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Originally posted by Mike:

Edward graciously went down 30-something to 60-something, and has set me up as the defender in the demo's Italian scenario for the rematch.

*Mumble, mumble* I was hoping to let that one lie, maggot :mad: :mad: Let's hope the Yanks can avenge my loss when they do battle in the land of pasta and short, hirsute men.

In other news, I've heard nothing from Jim Bob after sending him a setup for the Italian scenario :mad:

The game against Snarker is progressing at a great rate of knots, considering nobody's learned how to set clocks in America :mad: It's hot, it's dusty, and there's a wadi and an oasis ... all we need is British troops and we've got a John Mills film.

I'm also doing battle with Axe in Tunisia ... but we've only just started and there's not much to report after his weekend of sporting escapades.

As you were, gentlemen,

Teddy

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Originally posted by mike_the_wino:

page 2?

staying up drinking until 4am and up at 8am for flight home wasn't too wise. but as a professional, i managed...managed to get home, pour water into my dehydrated husk and take a 3 hour nap.

funny thing about casinos, no last call. you can pour as much liquor into your body as you can afford, as long as you can still speak and walk. and you really don't have to do either reasonably well.

what a loverly place.

So you didn't win a metric buttload of cash then? You twonk. :mad:
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Good morning, maggots!

Winter made its first appearance last night. Yesterday afternoon the temperature was in the 70s, clear skies, windy and beautiful. This morning the temperature is 36, the wind chill is 26, the sky is leaden. So, naturally, at 7:40 AM (10 minutes after starting work) the fire alarm goes off. Fortunately, I am assigned to stay on the second floor with an elderly woman who is not able to manage stairs. I saw no smiling faces as the other shivering people huddled out in the parking lot. :(:(

After that excitement, I get here and find Soddball, far from giving Seanachai the beating he so richly deserves, sending coded so-called "English" messages to YK2. No wonder Professor Henry Higgins made his lament about proper English that "In America, they haven't used it for years." :D:D

Turns were few and far between over the weekend. Mike's elderly Germans are all running away from my SMG squads and M-17, which does a wonderful job of motivating hidden units to reveal themselves. Becket changed e-mail addresses on me, which I discovered when my turn kept coming back as undeliverable. I was hoping to see if my flamethrower, which just torched a Sherman, could do the same to an SU-152. The Sherman made a wonderful explosion! Stikkypixie was too busy playing CMAK to send a CMBB turn, even though our tanks finally engaged at reasonable range. 86smopuim has a squad of German/Koreans trying to draw fire from my Soviets (I'll let him explain). THumpre must have been enjoying the California weather too much to play CMBB. Jim Boggs is either still downloading CMAK, or has been coerced by Mrs. Boggs into another period of inactivity. :mad: :D:D

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Originally posted by Firefly:

Anyone read the latest MBT pages where Snarker has been outed as an Englishman? Either that or Mace has started calling anyone not from Australia a Pom.

It's an honor. Now if he called me French... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Originally posted by Edward Windsor:

The game against Snarker is progressing at a great rate of knots, considering nobody's learned how to set clocks in America :mad:

As you were, gentlemen,

Teddy

Seems my ISP is trying to slow that down a bit. Did the last turn get to you? It's 8:58 here. So it what? almost 13:00 in Merry Olde?
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Originally posted by Dave H:

After that excitement, I get here and find Soddball, far from giving Seanachai the beating he so richly deserves, sending coded so-called "English" messages to YK2. No wonder Professor Henry Higgins made his lament about proper English that "In America, they haven't used it for years." :D:D

Pchah. How do you expect me to wipe the gormless smirk off that weasel-beating pig-fellator's face without a full copy of CM:AK. I'm not doowaddling around with the demo scenarios. The honour of The Brood rests upon this clash of titans!

You chump.

ENGLAND! ENGLAND! 20-17! ENGLAND

:mad: :mad: Because I can! :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Edward Windsor:

The game against Snarker is progressing at a great rate of knots, considering nobody's learned how to set clocks in America :mad:

As you were, gentlemen,

Teddy

Seems my ISP is trying to slow that down a bit. Did the last turn get to you? It's 8:58 here. So it what? almost 13:00 in Merry Olde? </font>
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Originally posted by Snarker:

Seems my ISP is trying to slow that down a bit. Did the last turn get to you? It's 8:58 here. So it what? almost 13:00 in Merry Olde?

Close, but no cigar ... as Soddball so kindly pointed out, it is, in fact, tiffin time.

I suspect your turn is nestled in my inbox, awaiting some of my tender care and attention, but unfortunately I was waylaid last night by a fascinating documentary on BBC2 which finally revealed beyond all reasonable doubt (well, it convinced me anyway) who shot JFK. Turns out it was Lee Harvey Oswald after all. It's a funny old world.

Teddy

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Hah! Bottom of page one. Seems you goddam Waffle Monkeys need a Penger to hold your little pointed heads above water.

You're more of a Goodaler than a Penger now, RowBadly. :mad: You've been bathing in the pure waters of :mad: :mad: and the cess is washing off. Pretty soon you'll be using the word 'frig' in everyday conversation. :mad:
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Originally posted by Soddball:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Hah! Bottom of page one. Seems you goddam Waffle Monkeys need a Penger to hold your little pointed heads above water.

You're more of a Goodaler than a Penger now, RowBadly. :mad: You've been bathing in the pure waters of :mad: :mad: and the cess is washing off. Pretty soon you'll be using the word 'frig' in everyday conversation. :mad: </font>
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