Moraine Sedai Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: This Gaylord incarnation has been quite patient, he waited quite awhile before posting in here, and has not posted all over the forum as yet. Oh? Could it really be? I haven't seen his posts elsewhere, so I have nothing to base such an opinion on. Please for to enlighten me? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: Take a look at his previous posts...there is a certain familiarity of spelling and syntax that is unmistakable IMHO. ... certain familiarity with anthrax? *snort* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Take a look at its previous posts...I'd say the selection of names is a pretty good indicator. The rest is just confirmation, friend. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: Sure...he could have called himself rleete1 or something else just as dopey, and no one would have been the wiser.Yeah, Nitwit1 was already taken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 This is where stikkypixie says, "I told you so.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Gather round and hear the tale of heroic struggle of the one called stikkypixie (me) against the smelly one called Nidan1. It was June, 1944. It was raining and the ground was wet, although no-one could tell for sure if they had anything to do with each other. I commanded the British, he was German. We were young, we free and careless. Ah those were the days. Anyhoo, I had the ungrateful task of attacking his fanatical Hitlerjugend in an attempt to capture some town in the middle of nowhere. I started out with a company of infantry and some bren carriers, but tanks and more men would be arriving soon. I had two choices attack him from the right using the patches of scattered as cover, or concentrate on the left side and attack over open ground. I chose the latter. I was planning to flank the his scattered trees (fig.1). One platoon was left to protect the right side. fig.1 At first things seemed to go well. I sent a platoon ahead to draw fire and to determine his positions. After that I started shelling him (fig.2, blue area). My left pincer reached the tree line and with the help of some Shermans eliminated a MG nest. My right pincer however discovered that the ground was quite as "open" as it first appeared. Nidan1 for some no good reason decided to mihe the area. But that didn't quite stop the attact, the hordes of flamethrowers did. And they were sitting right where my 88mm shells fell (I know he cheats I just can't prove it). fig.2 So I sent the reinforcements to the right side, but same story there. Lots and lots of flamethrowers. But with the help of my Shermans I advanced meter by meter and gained control over most of the tree line closest to me. Then out of the blue 2 Panthers appeared! They massacred my tanks, smoke plumes filled the sky. But luck was on my side, out of shear desperation I started to the area around the flag on the right side with 4.2 inch mortars. And for no good reason Nidan1 ordered his tank right into that area where it got immobilized. A sherman got sight of its side and decided to punch a hole in it. With his buddy gone it was only a matter of time before the remaining panther would get it, and along with it the whole German defense. And although I send three shermans to knock him out, and it was then that I saw the most amazing shot in ALL OF CMAK'S HISTORY!!! The screenshot says it all! OMFG AIMBOT HAX!!!111 With the Panther gone, the TacAI decided it had enough and put Nidan1 out of his misery! The end. [ April 22, 2005, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: stikkypixie ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: (I know he cheats I just can prove it) Very well done sir! ( I am still chuckling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Please for to enlighten me?Ya'll wanna knock off with the confusin' eeeenglish type writin'? Much a-bliged. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Lowest of the low English fairy, e-mail address or sod off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 I got a '64 Chevy? Cool. Does it run? Can I see it? Drive it? Damn, maybe I can sell it to pay for that halftrack I found in the UK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: ... plaid-patterned skirts... One of the exquisite tortures of Parochial school. The only one, come to think of it... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 To keep with the catholic highschool girls theme: Stereo Total: "L'Amour à Trois" Moi ce que j'aime c'est faire l'amour spécialment à trois je sais c'est démodé ça fait hippie complet mais je le crie sur les toîts j'aime l'amour à trois moi ce que j'adore c'est les petit caresses à 4 mains si l'un des 2 s'endort l'autre s'occupe de moi ouh! voila l'amour à trois OOooouuuuUUUuuuh... j'aime l'amour à trois Moi ce que j'aime c'est faire l'amour spécialment à trois je sais c'est démodé ça fait hippie complet mais je le crie sur les toîts j'aime l'amour à trois c'est sexy, extatique, crazy, excentrique, animal, romantique, c'est communiste OOooouuuuUUUuuuh... j'aime l'amour à trois Vive l'amour à trois! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Lowest of the low English fairy, e-mail address or sod off Oh, like you'd respond to it, if it was in comliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Lowest of the low English fairy, e-mail address or sod off Oh, like you'd respond to it, if it was in comliance. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: We'll all show up with bushel baskets full of squishy fruit. You do realize this will only encourage him, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Why would my knees be cold? I was wearing the regulation uniform of white shirt, Navy Blue trousers and tie (clip-on for easy removal).[swallows hard to hold back a fresh bout of thistle flux] ... one really can't be too Parochial... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm) Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm): Where is the respect that i deserve. It's over there. Why don't you go look? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 ... freakin' SEVEN-ELEVEN... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm) Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: A fascinating specimen, but lacking in email addressage. Pity. *turns a deaf ear to the newbie until he fixes his profile* A very dignified and brave response. You will go a long way in your QUEST. My E-mail address has been taken to the TOWER OF MORDOR. I have sent my noble ally CARACUTUS of the WOOD ELVE FAMILY to retrieve what is rightfully ELVISH. PEACE to you my FAVOURABLE ALLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm): I have 17 senses. Any chance one of them is common? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 *washes hands thoroughly in bleach, then scalding hot water and lye* Yes, looks like your assessment was on the money, Nidan, dear, and thanks for the heads up. I just hope I didn't get any of it on me ... *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm): PEACE to you my FAVOURABLE ALLY [... and with a little belly ripple the thistle flux surges forth into a violent rush of regurgitated vegetable matter] *burp* More tea, vicar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm) Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Can anyone do a LORD a favour. And tell me how this website can insult LORD PERSANIASM with the title junior member. How do I correct their ERROR because my sorcerer is on ANNUAL LEAVE at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 What would they do if it weren't for free Email boxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 *Enters Grue* Grue help Elvish Lord with quest start! *grabs a wriggling Elvish Lord in one hand, a A3 sized envelope and the other, then starts to shove Elvish Lord in the Envelope with one gigantic fist* Umm where did Grue leave crayon?! *With a large crayon, Grue starts writing an address on the Elvish body-fluid soaked envelope* Less see.... 'Midul Erth New zeelund' There! Grue like to help. No need thanks. *walks over to the Letter box, drops in the envelope then wanders off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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