Michael Emrys Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: As we have no Assistant to the Justicariate ... at least one that can be trusted ... you lot are on your own. Best of luckAhhhhh, anarchy at last. [pulls off boots and props bare feet on Joe's desk, wiggling toes in the now fresh air] Now where did I put my cigar cutter? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Like "Groundhog Day" without the comic interludes.There were comic interludes in Groundhog Day? Really? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: I would also like to remind dalem that our Ewok armies of Doom have extensive combat experience against hi-tech weaponry, as well as inside knowledge of Y-wing battle tactics. And I would like to remind v42below that the armies of dalemtopia are not made up of filthy hippies. Stage 1 against the Ewoks would be a massive orbital bombardment, Stage 2 would be a massive deforestation project. Stage 3 is hiring bounty hunters to pick off, at long range, whatever Ewok detritus remained crawling around the dust and ash of their billiard ball of a planet. I don't mess around with Ewoks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I would like to point out that I and my army of Y-wings are always available to execute suspected rebels. Strictly as a card flow move. You are an odd fellow... I was thinking more of running a bore spear into his intestines, but whatever works for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: As for your attempt to lible me an outlawDolt, the word of the Olde Ones IS law. You ARE an outlaw unless he publicly appologises and withdraws his defamation of Sturmy, he will taste our steel.He'll taste steel roughly when Hell freezes over. The Justicar has the combined backing of the Olde Ones... all three, and that don't happen very often. In fact, this may be the first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: As for your attempt to lible me an outlawDolt, the word of the Olde Ones IS law. You ARE an outlaw unless he publicly appologises and withdraws his defamation of Sturmy, he will taste our steel.He'll taste steel roughly when Hell freezes over. The Justicar has the combined backing of the Olde Ones... all three, and that don't happen very often. In fact, this may be the first time </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marstov Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Since people are breaking into song... To the tune of "oh what a beautiful morning" There's a bunch of new posts in the forum there's a bunch of new posts in the forum The rancor is thick as a rat on a stick And Papa Khan's smell is making me sick... Oh what a Pengingful Topic Oh what a Penginful Thread I've got this Pengingful Feeling I should shoot someone all full of lead Thank you, thank you very much. BTW, I've fixed my profile. Blame the gnome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Marstov: BTW, I've fixed my profile. Blame the gnome. O, we do. For almost everything. And nice versificationism. The lad shows promise. He's almost as good as am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: As for your attempt to lible me an outlawDolt, the word of the Olde Ones IS law. You ARE an outlaw unless he publicly appologises and withdraws his defamation of Sturmy, he will taste our steel.He'll taste steel roughly when Hell freezes over. The Justicar has the combined backing of the Olde Ones... all three, and that don't happen very often. In fact, this may be the first time </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: The lad shows promise. He's almost as good as am. I always thought there was something almost... French about you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: The lad shows promise. He's almost as good as am. I always thought there was something almost... French about you </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 But you are a worshipful fan of Jerry Lewis Bloody frog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: But you are a worshipful fan of Jerry LewisEeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. [shudder] Kill the godless one! Kill him! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: But you are a worshipful fan of Jerry Lewis Bloody frog There is that. My ONE weakness! "Oh LAY-DEE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: My ONE weakness!Thankfully, its a fatal one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: We, the Monarch of the United Kingdoms of Crackdom ("UKC"), do hereby declare our support for the one true Justicariatess - Moraine Sedai. We place our numerous armed forces at her disposal and prepare for a holy crusade to spill the blood of PoopyheadJoe's supporters that dare oppose her will. Joe Shaw is hereby declared an enemy of the state of UKC and is to be slowly castrated on sight with a pair of dull rusty scissors while having salt and dog saliva poured on the wound alternately after each small cut. Ahhh, that's nice, now, isn't it? That seems very nice. Shut the feck up. You're too fecking young to have anything good to say about anything. So just shut the feck up. Frankly, I 've known Joe Shaw longer than you've been re-ingesting your own vomit. I've known Old Foul Joe since the beginning. The Beginning? That's when Peng, Berli and I welcomed Joe onto this Thread, because we realized his potential. We realized that he'd keep nasty little wankers like you in line. So, suck it up. Piss off. And never, ever, feck with the Justicar. WE might mock him, abuse him, and belittle him. But you puddles of piss? Frankly, if I had a pet that attempted to get a leg up on the Justicar, I'd have the damn thing put to sleep. We may mock the Justicar, but that's only because we understand the Justicar. And you lot? Most of your understand nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm Hmmm Been on the piss again? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: And you lot? Most of your understand nothing... I fail to understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 This thread reads like a diary of the sleep deprived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: And nice versificationism. The lad shows promise. He's almost as good as am.Make up your mind. Does he or doesn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: You're too fecking young to have anything good to say about anything. So just shut the feck up.And you're too damn old. Take your own advice, Mr. Bitter Olde Man. Originally posted by Seanachai: And never, ever, feck with the Justicar.Then what's the point? If you can't shoot the fish in the barrel, you might as well toss in a grenade and be done with it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Kill the godless one! Kill him! Okay, stand still so I can get a clean shot. On second thought, move as much as you want; ammo is cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: WE might mock him, abuse him, and belittle him. And then we mock, abuse and belittle you. IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE! sniff... it's a beautiful thing, man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Kill the godless one! Kill him! Okay, stand still so I can get a clean shot. On second thought, move as much as you want; ammo is cheap </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: sniff... it's a beautiful thing, man... Your screen saver? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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