**YK2** Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away... And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today.. Cause I love you, whether it’s wrong or right And though I can’t be with you tonight Know my heart is by your side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: sniff... it's a beautiful thing, man... Your screen saver? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Shouldn't you be outside in your bathrobe, screaming at the neighbor kids to stay off your lawn? Why scream... that's what rock salt was made for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Shouldn't you be outside in your bathrobe, screaming at the neighbor kids to stay off your lawn? Why scream... that's what rock salt was made for </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Go ahead. Try to shoot me. I pissed down the barrel of your gun last night and now it's all rusted out as an antique somebody discovered buried in their garden. Pull the trigger and it'll blow up in your face.Shows what you know. My "assault" rifles all have chrome lined barrels. They don't rust, even with your nasty fluids on them. Some grog you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Dear Elvis aka Wanker, Your namesake played here Sunday. he performed 36 songs in 2 hours and no encore, but was one hell of a show. The reviews have also been great. Just letting you know he is carrying on... Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: My "assault" rifles all have chrome lined barrels. They don't rust...And the chambers? Heh, heh, heh. It's amazing how easy that cheap chrome comes off with a little file work. Heh. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Dear Elvis.. Time for a sing song! Olivers Army Artist: Elvis Costello Don't start me talking I could talk all night My mind goes sleepwalking While I'm putting the world to right Called careers information Have you got yourself an occupation CHORUS: Oliver's army is here to stay Oliver's army are on their way And I would rather be anywhere else But here today There was a checkpoint charlie He didn't crack a smile But it's no laughing party When you've been on the murder mile Only takes one itchy trigger One more widow, one less white nigger CHORUS: Oliver's army is here to stay Oliver's army are on their way And I would rather be anywhere else But here today.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: What part of Probationary, Pro Tempore, De Jure, Trainee do you not understand? Which part of "The ladies can do as they please" was it that YOU don't understand! Or was that just a Temporary thing also? [ April 19, 2005, 07:31 AM: Message edited by: **YK2** ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Go ahead. Try to shoot me. I pissed down the barrel of your gun last night and now it's all rusted out as an antique somebody discovered buried in their garden. Pull the trigger and it'll blow up in your face.Shows what you know. My "assault" rifles all have chrome lined barrels. They don't rust, even with your nasty fluids on them. Some grog you are. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ****News Flash**** Much to berli's dismay, white smoke has been spotted and the bells of St. Peter's are ringing. Rumours are once the college of the cardinals heard Seanachai wanted to be Pope, they rushed in and in only a day and a half elected anyone but Seanachai. It is also rumoured that dalem was completed ignored, as his wantom act of killing ewoks has ruled him out. More as it is known.... Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Regardless of who is elected Pope, my schism against the forces of the anti Catholic-Girl-Guilt Pope Seanachai will continue, and the gutter will still run red with the blood of his followers, etc. etc. Yours in Biggles, etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 The new Pope is Josef Ratzinger, 78, of Germany. Rumors that he will take the papal name "Pope Panzer I" are, however, unsubstantiated. A large contingent of Cardinals wearing buttons embossed with a golden "ABS" are purportedly responsible for the emergency meetings last night leading to the rapid election of the new Pope. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 The bells are ringing....for me and my Pope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: The new Pope is Josef Ratzinger, 78, of Germany.Rat zinger. Hmm, it's got possibilities...Did he hit them with a rock or just versify to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: The new Pope is Josef Ratzinger, 78, of Germany.Rat zinger. Hmm, it's got possibilities...Did he hit them with a rock or just versify to them? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Is this Seanachai? Even the e-mail would seem to correspond... http://www.gnomealone.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Our gnome is usually more drunk than that. More correctly, he's usually more drunk than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: The new Pope is Josef Ratzinger, 78, of Germany. Wait... didn't he play Cliff on "Cheers"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: The new Pope is Josef Ratzinger, 78, of Germany. Wait... didn't he play Cliff on "Cheers"? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: The new Pope is Josef Ratzinger, 78, of Germany. Wait... didn't he play Cliff on "Cheers"? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Ahhh, that's nice, now, isn't it? That seems very nice. Shut the feck up. You're too fecking young to have anything good to say about anything. So just shut the feck up. Frankly, I 've known Joe Shaw longer than you've been re-ingesting your own vomit. I've known Old Foul Joe since the beginning. The Beginning? That's when Peng, Berli and I welcomed Joe onto this Thread, because we realized his potential. We realized that he'd keep nasty little wankers like you in line. So, suck it up. Piss off. And never, ever, feck with the Justicar. WE might mock him, abuse him, and belittle him. But you puddles of piss? Frankly, if I had a pet that attempted to get a leg up on the Justicar, I'd have the damn thing put to sleep. We may mock the Justicar, but that's only because we understand the Justicar. And you lot? Most of your understand nothing... You're just being mean because you missed out on getting free Popemobile rides for life, and because you're you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marstov Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 So, how would you represent a Nazi pope in CM? Would he have maximum command and morale ratings? The ability to call down Nebelwarfers at will? Or would he just lower enemy morale by inducing extreme guilt over their pin-ups of Betty Grable? To quote "Uncle Joe" Stalin: "How many battalions has the pope?" BTW, I do not mean to imply that serving in the Wehrmacht for a short period makes the new Pope a Nazi. It's reading his writings as a theologian that cause me to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: The new Pope is Josef Ratzinger, 78, of Germany. Wait... didn't he play Cliff on "Cheers"? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Originally posted by Marstov: BTW, I do not mean to imply that serving in the Wehrmacht for a short period makes the new Pope a Nazi. It's reading his writings as a theologian that cause me to do that. As a what now and the what what? =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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