**YK2** Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Is it those Magic Mushrooms *eek* Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Where be page NINE???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Is it those Magic Mushrooms *eek* Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Where be page NINE???? Ye're on page nine, lassie, and cloud nine, and a psilocybin-ecstacy-lude-pop rock-acid trip, by all appearances, as well. Arrrrr, the limitless sea be gettin' to ya, as is the heat and yer own upcomin' nuptials. Arrrrrrrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 aye this is the NEW PAGE NINE.... We seem to have lost the other one... the last post I made to it took me to that *ROW* thread... Row row row the boat....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Go check the times on page 8.... the last post should have been Loraks... I did a search to try and find page nine using that SSNs name as I remember he posted.. also Lurker posted and Joe....nothing comes up... *eek* I be hallucinating............ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Berli must be close, as we seem to be in The Devil's Triangle. Harrrrrr...Them's that die will be the lucky ones. My Queen, I have re-thought the whole Dalem/Jack disguise: you may be on to something. My Queen, have you any orders for me and my fleet of Viking longboats, or shall we wait for the rest of the fleet to arrive so we can properly stage the final battle at sea, complete with the wit-studded swordfight between Meeks and Berli? your obt. svt, Lurk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Ahhh Lurker you make a good spy.. I knew there was something about dalem that reminded me of Jack.. He IS Jack!!! It's clear to me now that Meeks has had some sort of hold on him... he keeps plying Jack with rum and promising him the Black Pearl if he be doing his bidding.. I really did think Jack was more of a man than he has shown me over the last few days.. he's not exactly going to come out of this the Hero is he? And what of my posts to Cyranocoochie and Commadore Berli what'shisname.. Are they gone forever.. sucked up by the black hole? I ask of you Lurker to sail not too far behind us.. just far enough away, so as not to be seen. You can warn the others about the black hole.. IF they don't appear by daylight then I'm afraid you're on your own... Good luck Lurker (try saying that with a belly full of rum) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Ahhh Lurker you make a good spy.. I knew there was something about dalem that reminded me of Jack.. He IS Jack!!! It's clear to me now that Meeks has had some sort of hold on him... he keeps plying Jack with rum and promising him the Black Pearl if he be doing his bidding.. I really did think Jack was more of a man than he has shown me over the last few days.. he's not exactly going to come out of this the Hero is he? And what of my posts to Cyranocoochie and Commadore Berli what'shisname.. Are they gone forever.. sucked up by the black hole? I ask of you Lurker to sail not too far behind us.. just far enough away, so as not to be seen. You can warn the others about the black hole.. IF they don't appear by daylight then I'm afraid you're on your own... Good luck Lurker (try saying that with a belly full of rum) Is that my honor being impuniated? Me Honor??? YAArrrrrggghhhh!!!! My disguise is for naught, and all. What? Where? JIM BOGGS, I need you to explain things to me, and Milady, my heart lies at your feet, my sword in your lap. Command me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by Jack: Is that my honor being impuniated? Me Honor??? YAArrrrrggghhhh!!!! My disguise is for naught, and all. What? Where? JIM BOGGS, I need you to explain things to me, and Milady, my heart lies at your feet, my sword in your lap. Command me. At last you be sober... There's only one way to know for sure if you be Jack or if this is one of Meeks cunning plans...You certainly look as handsome as I remember Jack to be.. Walks towards dalem/Jack and kisses him full on the lips..... It.. seems... it seems...... *faints* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Walks towards dalem/Jack and kisses him full on the lips..... It.. seems... it seems...... *faints* Kielbasi for lunch again, eh Dale? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: At last you be sober... There's only one way to know for sure if you be Jack or if this is one of Meeks cunning plans...You certainly look as handsome as I remember Jack to be.. Walks towards dalem/Jack and kisses him full on the lips..... It.. seems... it seems...... *faints* grabs Milady as she swoons, hoists her gently in his arms, and heads below to place her gently in her bower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 [cue the orchestra] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Camera pans to moon, setting over the ocean, suggesting the passage of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Dawns light starts to spill in upon the couple Dalem is sweating, pulling and tugging, as the camera pans down to the still clothed Yk2. Dalem in anguish finally lifts his head and arms to the sky Dalem "By all that is holy!! How in the hell do you untie this damn thing!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 *Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn* wakes up to the sound of music playing and wonders how she ended up in bed Was I dreaming..... was it the mushrooms, was it the black hole experience.... or did I really see Jack? Rises and smooths the creases from her gown and decides to go up on deck I remember kissing Jack... if it wasn't a dream then why am I still here on the Black Pearl, and where is he? Breathes in the fresh air and looks into the distance.. *Sigh* Will things ever be the same again?... I want to go home....I miss Cess palace. I miss Boo bringing me tea and scones when I'm peckish. I miss dalem warming my towels (in a more human way) and filling my bath with luxury oils (Linseed oil is just not the same).. I miss the lovely Leeo running around like a headless chicken asking me if there's Anything he can do for me... I miss Lars and his daily tips... I miss Elvis , Peng and everything else that comes with being Queen of the Peng Thread... I thought I would have been rescued by now!... Where be Commodore Berli Whathisname surely he can't be lost!! And Cyranocoochie where be he? Maybe Cyranocoochie is angry with me because I said he couldn't rescue a dog from the pound.... I know he took command of a new vessel just before I was Meeks napped.. and he was so looking forward to wearing his bright shiney buttoned jacket and cavalier hat with the long white plume.... Am I to be left here on board with Meeks for the rest of my days? Hears footsteps and looks towards the helm Jack... is that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Oh good, you're YK2 here! I just wanted to inform you I called Mistress waltz a brainless skank on the Fief boards. =) "Then again you strike me more of the giggling type. Tee hee hee hee hee. You know . . . a brainless skank? =)" Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Milady? I trust your ...nap... was to your liking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Milady? I trust your ...nap... was to your liking? It sure as hell better have just been a nap! I'll not be a party to a premature deflowering, you earless knave! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Milady? I trust your ...nap... was to your liking? Yes... I slept like a baby thanks.. but one thing is bothering me... Come closer dalem ...into the candle light... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Hey Kitty .. just back from the Fiefdom Forum and saw your post.... Mistress Waltz will not be a happy bunny... Expect lots of yelling and name calling.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Hey Kitty .. just back from the Fiefdom Forum and saw your post.... Mistress Waltz will not be a happy bunny... Expect lots of yelling and name calling.... Here's hoping. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 1)Tax your serfs till they beg for mercy. 2)Feed them only enough to keep them alive. 3)Fill thier heads with dreams of the fiefdom next door being rich with milk and honey. 4)Draft them all and tell them all that food is thiers for the taking! works for north korea anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by Lorak: 1)Tax your serfs till they beg for mercy. 2)Feed them only enough to keep them alive. 3)Fill thier heads with dreams of the fiefdom next door being rich with milk and honey. 4)Draft them all and tell them all that food is thiers for the taking! works for north korea anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Milady? I trust your ...nap... was to your liking? Yes... I slept like a baby thanks.. but one thing is bothering me... Come closer dalem ...into the candle light... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Excerpts from the log of Her Majesty's Trireme Terribilius Est Rex: 1200: We broke the headland and are finally out in the open sea. Aaaaahhhhh! The salt air, roiling wake, the smell of...what is that smell? Its that same smell that Mace often wakes up to after a hard night of drinking and fornicating with the four legged wooly harem he keeps. Egad! What should I spy but all my Assyrian Archers all retching this mornings sustenance over the railing. Guess I shouldn't have taken em to the Waffle House after all, not to mention all that money blown...literally! No matter, I was planning to submit the receipts to the royal treasurer for reimbursement. At least they were on the leeward side. This does pose a certain problem, now every sea critter for miles around will be following in our wake and o'er the point I spy gulls beginning to circle. God knows what a mess they will make of the paint job and lets not even talk about the canvas. Lucius has extended an excellent plan...we shall man the Greek Fire pumps and ballistas. Betwixt the two, we should be able to fight off the rats with wings. The archers, methinks, will have to sit this one out. Our first battle looms, and we havent even begun the trek to warmer climes. I cant say that I dont feel a little apprehensive about the prospect of going to battle with this untried crew, but I know these fine men will acquit themselves well. Striking my most commanding pose, hands on hips, head held high, I give the order to beat to quarters. Gawd save the Queen! 1210:Well, that definitely did not go as expected. One of the crew, in haste to man his post, tripped over my navigators cloak, falling into those manning the Greek Fire firing thingy. Results were: The realization we had not placed shims to keep the nozzle from moving through a 360 degree arc, and one sail torched. Of course, this is the only sail that we have on hand. so I am at a loss as to what to do next. Lucius claims he has an idea, I shall allow him to exercise his initiative, although the stupid grin and the fact he keeps glancing below decks is a bit worrisome. Good man that Lucius. On the upside, the impressive pyrotechnic display did manage to halt the gulls in their tracks and the Assyrians have quit their griping about being cold for the moment. Silver lining to every dark cloud is what I always say. I wonder if the shims are what that gentleman from the docks was referring to....hmmmm? Oh well, no place to go but up from here. Gawd save the Queen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted January 30, 2004 Share Posted January 30, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Hey Kitty .. just back from the Fiefdom Forum and saw your post.... Mistress Waltz will not be a happy bunny... Expect lots of yelling and name calling.... Here's hoping. Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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