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Originally posted by Kitty:

Wow! I find a man who blames others SO SEXY! *rubbing up against Mace's leg and starts unbuttoning his shirt*

Oh!!

Errr. *breaks into a cold sweat*

Did I ever mention I blame the whole world too?

Here. Let me list them off. *whips out his mighty list*

First there's Mrs Muggilicuddi from down the street, then there's.......

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

Wow! I find a man who blames others SO SEXY! *rubbing up against Mace's leg and starts unbuttoning his shirt*

Oh!!

Errr. *breaks into a cold sweat*

Did I ever mention I blame the whole world too?

Here. Let me list them off. *whips out his mighty list*

First there's Mrs Muggilicuddi from down the street, then there's.......

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Kitty:

Ohhhh, Mace!!! I just LOVE that accent too!! *starts unbuttoning Mace's pants*

OH!

OH! *perspires more heavily*

Ya, mate she's a fair sized list, awright!

*keeps reading from list of people to blame*

....Saddam Hussein for being a complete nong and being dictator of the wrong country at the wrong time!

....Kim Il Yong for being another nong, by crikey!

err is my accent broad enough for ya?

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

Ohhhh, Mace!!! I just LOVE that accent too!! *starts unbuttoning Mace's pants*

OH!

OH! *perspires more heavily*

Ya, mate she's a fair sized list, awright!

*keeps reading from list of people to blame*

....Saddam Hussein for being a complete nong and being dictator of the wrong country at the wrong time!

....Kim Il Yong for being another nong, by crikey!

err is my accent broad enough for ya?

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

Ohhhh, Mace!!! I just LOVE that accent too!! *starts unbuttoning Mace's pants*

OH!

OH! *perspires more heavily*

Ya, mate she's a fair sized list, awright!

*keeps reading from list of people to blame*

....Saddam Hussein for being a complete nong and being dictator of the wrong country at the wrong time!

....Kim Il Yong for being another nong, by crikey!

err is my accent broad enough for ya?

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Originally posted by Kitty:

*fixes hair and makeup. adjusts clothing*

You mean we shouldn't do stuff like that, Seanachi? =|

Kitty

Actually, no. That was...captivating.

What I meant was, I want to see less of is all this ****e that wouldn't even make Bauhaus do much more than raise a finger in a lame 'point of order'.

You, Kitty, remain quite incorrigible, and when you do that voodoo that you do so well, people sit up a bit straighter, as it were.

But that is your genre. You must understand that we have to keep the lackwits in order. Do you really want to wander in here, and see some halfwit bastard going "hur, hur, hur, that Kitty's a caution! She inspires me to become a cunning linguist!"

I think not.

Now, put Mace's fecking clothes back on, spit on your palm and smooth the poor bugger's hair back down (which is, you nasty sods, standing up all around his hea—skull!), and make nice.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Do you really want to wander in here, and see some halfwit bastard going "hur, hur, hur, that Kitty's a caution! She inspires me to become a cunning linguist!"

Well, I don't mind it really. Gives me easy targets to attack. Everyone else here ignores me. =) 'cept Mace. And maybe Noba. And you. And the Queen when we talk about shredding Mistress Waltz in Fiefdom. =)

Kitty

[ January 31, 2004, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Kitty ]

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Do you really want to wander in here, and see some halfwit bastard going "hur, hur, hur, that Kitty's a caution! She inspires me to become a cunning linguist!"

Well, I don't mind it really. Gives me easy targets to attack. Everyone else here ignores me. =) 'cept Mace. And maybe Noba. And you. And the Queen when we talk about shredding Mistress Waltz in Fiefdom. =)

Kitty </font>

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Originally posted by Kitty:

I need a VB! Get me a beer, you bastard!

Now, now! That's not the way a Young Lady of Quality asks for a beverage.

Repeat after me:

Good Evening, Mace. Could I prevail upon you to fetch me a fine Australian malt beverage? You know how I delight in the piquant brewing culture from Down Under. Be a good fellow, and get me another fine beer.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Good Evening, Mace. Could I prevail upon you to fetch me a fine Australian malt beverage? You know how I delight in the piquant brewing culture from Down Under. Be a good fellow, and get me another fine beer.

Sorry, but Kitty's more accurate in the way one asks for a beer down here.

Mace

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Now, now! That's not the way a Young Lady of Quality asks for a beverage.

Repeat after me:

Good Evening, Mace. Could I prevail upon you to fetch me a fine Australian malt beverage? You know how I delight in the piquant brewing culture from Down Under. Be a good fellow, and get me another fine beer.

Good e-ven-ing, Mace. Could I pre-va-i . . .aw feck it! Get me a beer, you bastard! =D

Kitty

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

I need a VB! Get me a beer, you bastard!

Now, now! That's not the way a Young Lady of Quality asks for a beverage.

Repeat after me:

Good Evening, Mace. Could I prevail upon you to fetch me a fine Australian malt beverage? You know how I delight in the piquant brewing culture from Down Under. Be a good fellow, and get me another fine beer. </font>

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

Professor Higgins, if you could pull yourself away fromm your latest project, you might find the time to send me a turn.

Steve

snarls Shut up, you bugger! Now, everyone repeat after me! The...oh sod all for a lark.

How 'bout a jolly singsong?

Everything slips, through these cold fingers

like trying to hold water, trying to hold sand

close your eyes and make a wish

and listen to the singer

one more round, bartender

pour a double if you can...

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