Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 We don't have that one here. We do have "Booze: the drinks bible for the 21st century" however. Kitty thinks perhaps this is the true path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: 1001 ways to get drunk. Mace always thought there was only one way to get drunk.... by drinking! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I hate bibles. :mad: What happened to third person? btw have a book burning. That'd liven things up as well! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I hate bibles. :mad: What happened to third person? btw have a book burning. That'd liven things up as well! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Kitty is off for class. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Kitty is off for class. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Kitty, it's the Brewmasters' Bible that matters. I know. I just had yet another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Kitty, it's the Brewmasters' Bible that matters. I know. I just had yet another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Never "The Cheese Bible" though. Kitty rejects the existence of an ubercheese. Kitty can deny all that she wishes...but it don't make it so. Point of fact, there are many ubercheeses....too many to list for fear of angry one by leaving it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Never "The Cheese Bible" though. Kitty rejects the existence of an ubercheese. Kitty can deny all that she wishes...but it don't make it so. Point of fact, there are many ubercheeses....too many to list for fear of angry one by leaving it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 'Twas the night before Christmas, I was red-neck drunk in the house Not a creature was stirring, not even Goodale's mouse; The RDX was hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that a large target soon would be there. The children were growling all snug in their beds, While visions of green mold danced in their heads; And Mama in her helmet and I in my ninja suit Had just ranged in the fireplace for the glimpse of a boot- When out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter, I fell from my Santa stand to see what was the matter. Away to the window I staggered like a flash, Fell down with the curtains and threw up on the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, Gave a luster of midday to the landmines below; When, what does my blurry brain image it sees But a miniature clankie and eight tiny Nazis. With a little old driver so lively and quick I knew in a moment I'd need the plastic. And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof The prancing and stamping of each hob-nailed jackboot. As I drew out my assault rifle and was turning around Down the chimney that red maggot came with a bound. He caught me off guard for a moment or two, But when I shot the RDX back up the chimney he blew. GGRGAAAARGHHH!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Add verses, maggots!!!!! I skipped all the really silly ones because I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 'Twas the night before Christmas, I was red-neck drunk in the house Not a creature was stirring, not even Goodale's mouse; The RDX was hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that a large target soon would be there. The children were growling all snug in their beds, While visions of green mold danced in their heads; And Mama in her helmet and I in my ninja suit Had just ranged in the fireplace for the glimpse of a boot- When out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter, I fell from my Santa stand to see what was the matter. Away to the window I staggered like a flash, Fell down with the curtains and threw up on the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, Gave a luster of midday to the landmines below; When, what does my blurry brain image it sees But a miniature clankie and eight tiny Nazis. With a little old driver so lively and quick I knew in a moment I'd need the plastic. And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof The prancing and stamping of each hob-nailed jackboot. As I drew out my assault rifle and was turning around Down the chimney that red maggot came with a bound. He caught me off guard for a moment or two, But when I shot the RDX back up the chimney he blew. GGRGAAAARGHHH!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Add verses, maggots!!!!! I skipped all the really silly ones because I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Turns out to those that sent 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Turns out to those that sent 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Add verses, maggots!!!!! I skipped all the really silly ones because I could. Ok then.... While out on the lawn The claymores I laid When tripped by the deer blew up in cascade The lawn was now Covered in gore Deer body parts, Even a red nose I saw For I was on sentry, the cry had gone up! "santa's on the wire' and it is he we should stop Mace [ December 23, 2004, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Add verses, maggots!!!!! I skipped all the really silly ones because I could. Ok then.... While out on the lawn The claymores I laid When tripped by the deer blew up in cascade The lawn was now Covered in gore Deer body parts, Even a red nose I saw For I was on sentry, the cry had gone up! "santa's on the wire' and it is he we should stop Mace [ December 23, 2004, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: We don't have wolves down here, we have dingos! But I digress. Mr 'I love skipping through the daisies and rejoicing in my cheerfulness', which do you prefer, CMAK or CMBB, Allies or Axis, Meeting engagement, Assualt or Probe, Your head on a plate or being burnt at the stake? :mad: :mad: :mad: MaceCMAK, Allies, Probe, Head on a plate. Thank you very much. CMAK so I don't have to keep switching the CDs. Allies so whatever armor unit I lose wasn't anything too expensive or critical. Probe because Meeting Engagements are too hokey and Assaults can quickly get out of hand if the defense is misplaced just a little bit. My head on a plate because beheading is over a lot quicker than being burned alive. Kitty, I think it's really good that you decided against a mass murder. On the other hand, if you had gone through with it I probably would have gotten to see you on TV. We'll call it a mixed blessing. I cannot even imagine sitting through a 5 hour class on anything, especially not from 6 to 11 pm. If she's already this wound up, along about 10 pm somebody might get a real surprise when she rips their lungs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: We don't have wolves down here, we have dingos! But I digress. Mr 'I love skipping through the daisies and rejoicing in my cheerfulness', which do you prefer, CMAK or CMBB, Allies or Axis, Meeting engagement, Assualt or Probe, Your head on a plate or being burnt at the stake? :mad: :mad: :mad: MaceCMAK, Allies, Probe, Head on a plate. Thank you very much. CMAK so I don't have to keep switching the CDs. Allies so whatever armor unit I lose wasn't anything too expensive or critical. Probe because Meeting Engagements are too hokey and Assaults can quickly get out of hand if the defense is misplaced just a little bit. My head on a plate because beheading is over a lot quicker than being burned alive. Kitty, I think it's really good that you decided against a mass murder. On the other hand, if you had gone through with it I probably would have gotten to see you on TV. We'll call it a mixed blessing. I cannot even imagine sitting through a 5 hour class on anything, especially not from 6 to 11 pm. If she's already this wound up, along about 10 pm somebody might get a real surprise when she rips their lungs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: ...CMAK so I don't have to keep switching the CDs...And this one has the unmitigated gall to squawk like a jaybird cuz I dinnit want to deal with the hassle of trying to convert to 1.03 in the middle of 3 PBEMs? What a sackless maggot. The forces of Teddy have met the invicible forces of drunken Nazis that I commanded in 'Thirsty'. What was supposed to be a 10 turn battle stretched to 14 turns before I vanquished the lad in an un-fecking-believable 83-17 over-fecking-whelming victory. This was one of them Assmonkey tourney bits...who's my next bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: ...CMAK so I don't have to keep switching the CDs...And this one has the unmitigated gall to squawk like a jaybird cuz I dinnit want to deal with the hassle of trying to convert to 1.03 in the middle of 3 PBEMs? What a sackless maggot. The forces of Teddy have met the invicible forces of drunken Nazis that I commanded in 'Thirsty'. What was supposed to be a 10 turn battle stretched to 14 turns before I vanquished the lad in an un-fecking-believable 83-17 over-fecking-whelming victory. This was one of them Assmonkey tourney bits...who's my next bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: Mace always thought....More like 'Mace never thinks' :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: Mace always thought....More like 'Mace never thinks' :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: Mace always thought....More like 'Mace never thinks' :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: Mace always thought....More like 'Mace never thinks' :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 You safe and snug Dave Hoosier? Crews hope to re-open a 25-mile section of Interstate 64 near Evansville, Indiana, today. It's been closed due to a storm that's been wreaking havoc on a wide swath of the country. More than 100 people were stranded on the highway Wednesday night and the state had to call in the National Guard to rescue them. Hundreds of thousands of people remain without power in Ohio, where the wintry mix has caused at least six deaths. At least five people have been killed digging out their cars or shoveling snow in Michigan. Up to ten inches of snow has fallen in some spots, and temperatures have fallen to as low as 17 degrees below zero. Icy roads also have caused at least two fatal accidents in Texas, and police in Arkansas are urging drivers to take it slow and give themselves plenty of room to stop. "I was scared, wondering about the kids. How was I going to feed them?" said Mary Craddock, a 28-year-old waitress from Hartford, Kentucky, who was stranded on the interstate in Evansville, Indiana. Paducah, Kentucky, received 14 inches of snow, topping the yearly average of 10 inches and doubling its previous one-day record. In some parts of south-central Kentucky, the ice was 2 to 4 inches thick. "This is a storm you might see two or three of these in your adult life," said David Humphrey, a National Weather Service meteorologist in Paducah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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