Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 *Checks tutoring appointment book* Nothing. Good. I don't have to tutor any of these morons today. I want them all to die. DIE! DIIIEEEEEEEEEE! GARRRRRRRRRRR GGARGGRRR! :mad: *Looks at clock* Hmm, I think it's about time I tell the bosses I have to go move my car so I don't get a ticket. I don't have a car but they don't know that and I want to smoke. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: International Cuisine from 6 - 11!!! Tell them to move the class outdoors -- to a patio pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: International Cuisine from 6 - 11!!! Tell them to move the class outdoors -- to a patio pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 The beer is in my 'fridge. Why yes, I believe I will have another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 The beer is in my 'fridge. Why yes, I believe I will have another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 *angry* So I went outside to smoke and this "cute" homeless couple was walking down the sidewalk. They are both about my age. The man, pushing a shopping cart, looked a lot like a young Benny Hill wearing a matted, dirty, long wig. The woman was carrying a plastic bag full of God knows what. She sees that I'm smoking and asks, "Can I borrow a cigarette from you?" I refrain from stabbing her in the eye with my thermometer and, ignoring the four cigarettes I have left in the pack in my pocket, I tell her, "No. This is my last one." :mad: They stumbled off into the distance. Merry Christmas, losers. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 *angry* So I went outside to smoke and this "cute" homeless couple was walking down the sidewalk. They are both about my age. The man, pushing a shopping cart, looked a lot like a young Benny Hill wearing a matted, dirty, long wig. The woman was carrying a plastic bag full of God knows what. She sees that I'm smoking and asks, "Can I borrow a cigarette from you?" I refrain from stabbing her in the eye with my thermometer and, ignoring the four cigarettes I have left in the pack in my pocket, I tell her, "No. This is my last one." :mad: They stumbled off into the distance. Merry Christmas, losers. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 What the hell does "borrow a cigarette" mean anyway?!?! You're going to give it back to me after you smoke it or are you just going to look at it and then hand it back? Like I'm ever going to see her again. What a retard. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 What the hell does "borrow a cigarette" mean anyway?!?! You're going to give it back to me after you smoke it or are you just going to look at it and then hand it back? Like I'm ever going to see her again. What a retard. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell does "borrow a cigarette" mean anyway?!?! You're going to give it back to me after you smoke it or are you just going to look at it and then hand it back? It'd have to be the latter, 'cause I don't smoke. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: What the hell does "borrow a cigarette" mean anyway?!?! You're going to give it back to me after you smoke it or are you just going to look at it and then hand it back? It'd have to be the latter, 'cause I don't smoke. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 *dies of boredom* I think I'm going to start referring to myself in the third person. Just to be annoying. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 *dies of boredom* I think I'm going to start referring to myself in the third person. Just to be annoying. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 To be even more annoying you could do one of those little hand waves while talking in the third person, like Her Royal Highness below: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 To be even more annoying you could do one of those little hand waves while talking in the third person, like Her Royal Highness below: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Ok, this is irritating. Kitty notices that there's like a zillion books here all claiming to be bibles. Here's some examples: "The Fact Checkers Bible," "The Food Bible," "New Herb Bible," "The Cheese Bible," "The Brewmaster's Bible," "The Soup Bible," "The Bread Bible," "The Sauce Bible," and on and on and on!!! This bother's Kitty very much. Which of these paths is the TRUE path? She doesn't know which way is the one to true enlightenment. She decides that she is off in 20 minutes and doesn't really care. I hate bibles. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: *dies of boredom* I think I'm going to start referring to myself in the third person. Just to be annoying. :mad: Axe2121 approves of this strategy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Ok, this is irritating. Kitty notices that there's like a zillion books here all claiming to be bibles. Here's some examples: "The Fact Checkers Bible," "The Food Bible," "New Herb Bible," "The Cheese Bible," "The Brewmaster's Bible," "The Soup Bible," "The Bread Bible," "The Sauce Bible," and on and on and on!!! This bother's Kitty very much. Which of these paths is the TRUE path? She doesn't know which way is the one to true enlightenment. She decides that she is off in 20 minutes and doesn't really care. I hate bibles. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: *dies of boredom* I think I'm going to start referring to myself in the third person. Just to be annoying. :mad: Axe2121 approves of this strategy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Kitty is leaning towards "The Bean Bible." Never "The Cheese Bible" though. Kitty rejects the existence of an ubercheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Kitty is leaning towards "The Bean Bible." Never "The Cheese Bible" though. Kitty rejects the existence of an ubercheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Personally, I like the Bartending Bible. 1001 ways to get drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Personally, I like the Bartending Bible. 1001 ways to get drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 We don't have that one here. We do have "Booze: the drinks bible for the 21st century" however. Kitty thinks perhaps this is the true path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: 1001 ways to get drunk. Mace always thought there was only one way to get drunk.... by drinking! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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