Andrew H. Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 A cursory glance at any of several threads (in particular the official 1.04 patch thread) will reveal, even to the layman, that much of the board is suffering from Bone Deprivation Syndrome, or BDS. Although fatal in rare cases, the usual symptoms of BDS include irritability, grouchiness, sleeplessness, a fanatical devotion to minutiae, and persnicketiness. BDS may be simply treated by application of a standard dosage of bone. Repeat until the symptoms disappear. If the symptoms persist, the subject may require psychiatric treatment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 I had a roommate once who suffered from BDS every once in a while. She was a fun roommate. -dale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I had a roommate once who suffered from BDS every once in a while. She was a fun roommate. -dale was "her" name steve? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim crowley Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Boneo, Boneo, wherefore art thou Boneo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I had a roommate once who suffered from BDS every once in a while. She was a fun roommate. -dale was "her" name steve? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I had a roommate once who suffered from BDS every once in a while. She was a fun roommate. -dale If she had lived with me, she wouldn't have been so deprived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I had a roommate once who suffered from BDS every once in a while. She was a fun roommate. -dale If she had lived with me, she wouldn't have been so deprived. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Hmmm...perhaps that was my problem Friday that made me so quick to snap. I'll have to research this phenomenon further when hubby gets home. If my demeanor is markedly improved, I'll know for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I had a roommate once who suffered from BDS every once in a while. She was a fun roommate. -dale If she had lived with me, she wouldn't have been so deprived. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 - Stepped on a rainbow and made skittles - has to take two trips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I had a roommate once who suffered from BDS every once in a while. She was a fun roommate. -dale If she had lived with me, she wouldn't have been so deprived. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: Really. Dale is such an easy target himself, there is no need to go for the mother. Although, if someone had done so before he was born, we'd have been eternally grateful. Man, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard -- Wait a minute... -dale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: - Stepped on a rainbow and made skittles - has to take two trips What are you doing posting? GET HOME, MAN! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: - Stepped on a rainbow and made skittles - has to take two trips Hmmm, has somebody seen a suitcase full of LSD? I could swear that I left it sitting right here. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoolaman Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 CMX2 Reverse Psychology 101: Dear Battlefront JERKS Yeah sure you guys are making the next big thing in tactical wargames. I heard from someone who knows stuff that CMX2 is just vapourware. You lot couldn't program your way out of a wet paper bag. *steps back and waits for BFC to defend themselves with a comprehensive CMX2 development update* heh heh heh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Hoolaman: CMX2 Reverse Psychology 101: Dear Battlefront JERKS Yeah sure you guys are making the next big thing in tactical wargames. I heard from someone who knows stuff that CMX2 is just vapourware. You lot couldn't program your way out of a wet paper bag. *steps back and waits for BFC to defend themselves with a comprehensive CMX2 development update* heh heh heh Blasphemy ! I bannish thee from these sacred forums. Phew....now that the heretic is gone , I believe it's safe to post that development update .... //Salkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Originally posted by Hoolaman: *steps back and waits for BFC to defend themselves with a comprehensive CMX2 development update*[steps back and waits for Hoolaman to vanish from the known universe] Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoolaman Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Hmmmm. That was a joke in case you think irony is what you do to get wrinkles out of clothes. But anyway I think with piece of rudeness I shall retire from the battlefront forums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Oh dear. Don't you just love it when someone throws an ironic joke and is responded in kind, and then they complain that the <u>others</u> don't understand irony? Maybe we are such poor writers and need more of these ^__^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoolaman Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I wouldn't have made such a melodramatic response if I detected even a shred of good humour in Mr. Emrys' post. (Which is the only one I was referring to) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Emrys is like a desert cactus. It's spiky and it has grown from a wasteland, but with experience you will understand that some cacti are great for making tequila, and some are even better as they can get you high, even legally if you're an Indian.* Uh, I mean... if you just sit next to the cactus, eventually it will blossom, and you actually realize that what you thought was just a vegetarian version of porcupine (which in itself is the unergonomic version of guinea pig) is, actually, the prettiest flower in the desert. <font size=2>*) Still, I would suspect that due to all those drug experiments in his youth, you could get a lethal overdose of LSD plus a couple of STD's just by gnawing on his fingernails.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Can't we just cut both of them down with chain saws? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by Hoolaman: I wouldn't have made such a melodramatic response if I detected even a shred of good humour in Mr. Emrys' post. (Which is the only one I was referring to)*sigh* Okay, young one, I will explain. You see, in the old days (pause for reverential reflection), such presumption as you exhibited in your newby concept of humor, would have earned from Madmatt a blast of Infernal fire and flame such as to render your pathetic little ego burned to a crisp, reduced to ashes, and blown away into the most distant corners of the Void. Alas, the Glabrous One is now too occupied with counting his cash and admiring his latest collection of tacky golden diamond-encrusted jewelry to be bothered with a mere mortal such as yourself. My post was simply a reference, easily recognized by the cognoscenti, to the Good Old Days (another pause for reverential reflection) when all creatures that walked, or crawled, or swam upon the earth quaked in fear of He Who Needs No Comb. Feel better yet? Maybe these will help? And who gives a rat's patootie what you do or do not detect anyway? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew H. Posted December 17, 2004 Author Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Alas, the Glabrous One is now too occupied with counting his cash and admiring his latest collection of tacky golden diamond-encrusted jewelry to be bothered with a mere mortal such as yourself. Hmmm - Madmatt and Mr. T - separated at birth? Or could they be...the same person? You know, I've never seen them at the same place at the same time, and I've seen very little of Mr. T at all since I started playing CM. :confused: I pity da fool... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Here is a screenshot they posted at PC Gamer showing the new engine. PC Gamer screenshot Now please STFU about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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