_Axe_ Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Nasty hoes. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Oh, what I would give to crack your noggin with that pick-axe. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 sup, Axe, someone make a leaky in your sneaky sinky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Well, since I don't know any of you personally, having never met you IRL, I feel you are the perfect people to help me with my problem. As you all spend hours hunched over a computer screen reading every piece of drivel posted, have 1000's of posts yourself, I feel that you and I are like brothers. Brothers in arms so speak. So I come across this webpage with this really hot chick on it. I don't know her name, where she lives or even if she really exists, as opposed to being some CGI biznitch that just gave me wood. As you all are suave mutha-f*ckers in your own right, how should I handle the next step? I was thinking about getting some bad-ass software ****e, hacking the site, tracking her down, stalking her for like a week or so, then one night just jumping out of some bushes and grabbing her. I was thinking Ford Econoline van cuz dat's wat da pimp-ass serial killaz lik to use but if any of you have a better ideas, do tell. Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wow, I forgot what a crap-all game fiefdom is? Hooring muling ass-clowns rulz all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Isn't it nice when you get to hose Guards soldiers that just crossed a bridge down with a Maxim while they are in the middle of the road? Axe seems to have learned his tactics from the back of a cereal box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 <font size=5 font color=green>Good Morning, you Popeless maggots</font> As a former Catholic, I'd like to register my support for the uber-<font size=1>penguin</font> Seanachai in his quest to become the new Pope. I figure he's as well-qualified as any of the other candidates, and he probably has fewer skeletons in his closet. Who better than a <font size=1>penguin</font> to complete John Paul II's legacy of making the Roman Catholic church a cult? :eek: Originally posted by mike_the_wino: (snip) this really hot chick (snip) if any of you have a better ideas, do tell. Thanks in advance.You're dreaming. Have a vat of wine and go back to sleep. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Oh, what I would give to crack your noggin with that pick-axe. :mad: :mad: That's not a pick-axe, that's an adze, you blivet! :mad: :mad: :mad: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Crap, Emrys! Before that last post everyone just thought you were hundreds of years old! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: That's not a pick-axe, that's an adze, you blivet! :mad: :mad: :mad: Michael Woooooo Mr. Tool Grog. Who educated you in these matters? Given your age and your technical expertise with stone, this would be expected from the likes of you. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Maybe we could use it to crack your caveman skull open to use it as a drinking vessel. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebulon Pleasure Beast Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Well, since I don't know any of you personally, having never met you IRL, I feel you are the perfect people to help me with my problem. As you all spend hours hunched over a computer screen reading every piece of drivel posted, have 1000's of posts yourself, I feel that you and I are like brothers. Brothers in arms so speak. So I come across this webpage with this really hot chick on it. I don't know her name, where she lives or even if she really exists, as opposed to being some CGI biznitch that just gave me wood. As you all are suave mutha-f*ckers in your own right, how should I handle the next step? I was thinking about getting some bad-ass software ****e, hacking the site, tracking her down, stalking her for like a week or so, then one night just jumping out of some bushes and grabbing her. I was thinking Ford Econoline van cuz dat's wat da pimp-ass serial killaz lik to use but if any of you have a better ideas, do tell. Thanks in advance. Well, that's always worked for you in the past, so why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 My god. I have just unleashed upon Axe a fury the likes of which would shock even the Titans (Greek, Teen, or Tennessee). His defending armies quit the field en masse under the unsettling rain of Mistress Katyusha. (She's a fickle one, too, seeing fit to wipe out a few of my squads a mile away.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Becket: My god. I have just unleashed upon Axe a fury the likes of which would shock even the Titans (Greek, Teen, or Tennessee). His defending armies quit the field en masse under the unsettling rain of Mistress Katyusha. (She's a fickle one, too, seeing fit to wipe out a few of my squads a mile away.) Uh huh. And the lone conscript squad and machine gun that didn't crap their pants and run away seemed to handle your *snicker* veteran troops just fine. And how are the crews of those two now useless T-34s doing? Hrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm maggot?!? AGR AGRGARGARG GARGRAGR GAGRGARGAR GA RGA RG AGRAGRGAGRGA RGARGGARAG!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Becket is too mediocre opponent for such an archetype of suckiness as you, Axe. Concentrate on playing with the best of the best. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 That excludes you. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Fiefdom sux all. Gawd I hates them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: Becket is too mediocre opponent for such an archetype of suckiness as you, Axe. Concentrate on playing with the best of the best. :mad: You are so delusional, I wouldn't know where to begin. The 11 months of no sunlight has completely addled your brain, hasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Your one to talk, penguin-pumper. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: Crap, Emrys! Before that last post everyone just thought you were hundreds of years old! :mad: :mad: :mad: Than you haven't been paying attention—not that that should surprise anyone. In your brain-addled condition, I imagine you are easily distracted by moving lights, including those induced by frequent overindulgence in various mind-altering substances. This presents us with a conumdrum, as for mind-altering substances to take effect, one must first possess a mind, and science has yet to discover one anywhere on your person. Well, anyway, to return to the issue in question, I have posted before that I was present at the laying of the foundations of the universe. And I have found the staggering attempts of your sub-species to attain "intelligence" alternately amusing and pathetic. Banging the rocks together was a good start, but you seem to have bungled everything since. Just look what you have done with electric guitars. Sad, so sad... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: That's not a pick-axe, that's an adze, you blivet! :mad: :mad: :mad: Michael Woooooo Mr. Tool Grog. Who educated you in these matters? Given your age and your technical expertise with stone, this would be expected from the likes of you. :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Isn't there an old-age limit in this thread? Oh wait, we let Dave post here too. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 You missing link maggot! :mad: I know that. The truth is that a someone thawed your sorry frozen carcass from a chunk of wooly mammoth ice-dung. So you SHOULD know stone technology quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 He was actually cloned from a chunk of rotting flesh frozen in a piece of amber. They were going to build a theme park around him, but it didn't take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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