[TGD] mensch Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: I bought a car off an Australian last Sunday. A mistake? what to you think Mr.IMMADOOFUS, you now have to regularly shag it or it won't work. Shave off that extra wool every odd time or it starts to smell like Mace and fill it up with cheep low quality Australian so called beer. basically you bought a sheep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: We want to make "no worries mate" our national phrase, "she'll be right mate" our national attitude and "Waltzing Matilda" our national anthem (so what if it's about a sheep-stealing criminal who commits suicide). Noba A-feckin'-hem... "Waltzing Godzilla" See the jolly monster sleeping on the sandy shore Dreaming what he dreams by the turqoise blue sea And he saw as he dreamed, maidens fair inviting him "Please come a-waltzing Godzilla with me" Waltzing Godzilla, Waltzing Godzilla Please come a-waltzing Godzilla with me And they sang as they danced through the panicked streets of Tokyo Please come a-waltzing Godzilla with me Thankyooverramush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 *Sigh* Dear Justicar Joe ... I vote that the squire known as v42 be awarded the status of Knighty of the Pool .. He may have pissed me off and made me growl, but that was nothing to do with his duties here, and as he has otherwise fulfilled his tasks as well as the usual games required then it's only right he should be known as Knight.. As our fair and bold Justicar and in the absence of the Olde Ones the final decision and any paperwork is of course left in your hands.. P.S. As a last request, make sure he catches up with all the Ladies/Knights/Olde Ones/Justicars ironing which has piled up since I locked him out of the laundry... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumpfelfrumf Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune: I say, make him bring me the head of muffledelfrumproast on a pike, if he succeeds, then let him be a Knight, if he fails, then back to serfdom. Rune No way am I wasting money on airfares to Germany and the US simply to brutally murder someone who has barely reached drinking age. Furthemore, with the post 9/11 security measures in place it will be incredibly difficult to smuggle a head, no matter how tiny and insignificant, through customs. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 In honor of my good liege's title for this thread... Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth Just wish I'd found it sooner. [ January 26, 2005, 11:30 AM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: In honor of my good liege's title for this thread... http://funnyjunk.com/p/0434-jpg.html Just wish I'd found it sooner. Holy ****, that's some rabbit! Boo, please don't post anything that the Australians will feel obliged to respond to ... this action on your part will serve two important functions: (7] Fewer posts from Australians, always a good thing and {iii) Fewer posts from YOU ... ditto. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 In the name of recycling I thought I'd repost the one and only post by me that Hiram found funny. We do so enjoy it when young Hiram feels entertained. Ahem: I just toasted a CD with some classic ABBA for all my opponents. Here is a sample on what songs are on it: Mortars Mortars Mortars When I kissed the Hauptmann Voulez-ve-surrender Does your CO know? Hamster Queen Thank you for the panzers Mamma mia (for CM3 obviously) The Panther takes it all and of course: Waterloo Thankewe. Edited for the fact that we can 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Holy ****, that's some rabbit! No, no, I think the wolf ended up as skat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Boo, please don't post anything that the Australians will feel obliged to respond to ... this action on your part will serve two important functions: (7] Fewer posts from Australians, always a good thing and {iii) Fewer posts from YOU ... ditto. Joe What about things that others may want to respond to? Because I was just thinking, Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, right? I imagine it produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he probably suffered from bad breath. So would this have made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Boo! Quoting from other people and not giving credit! Good job! Typical, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I always suspected he had someone writing his lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: I always suspected he had someone writing his lines. Actually he's been unable to set fire to his trash properly. For years now his wife has had to do it since they always ended up with unburnt cantalope shells in the incinerator when he tried to do it ... yes, it's a sad fact that he's actually had someone ... Lighting his rinds. Joe p.s. HE started it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: I always suspected he had someone writing his lines. Actually he's been unable to set fire to his trash properly. For years now his wife has had to do it since they always ended up with unburnt cantalope shells in the incinerator when he tried to do it ... yes, it's a sad fact that he's actually had someone ... Lighting his rinds. Joe p.s. HE started it. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Boo! Quoting from other people and not giving credit! Good job! Typical, of course. Hiram, you idiot. (I bet I'm not the first one to say that, either) Plagiarism has a long and glorious history in the MBT and is more often than nought, met with thunderous applause and boisterous quaffing of meaty ale. Trust you to take a break from mining for nostril nuggets to point out the obvious. Do you think that every time Seanachai posts a distressingly long and boring Celtic ditty, he wrote it himself? But does he always say, "Hey gang, this was written by some tone deaf peat cutter in 1255... AM!" Of course not. Hell, if you wanted to write all of Shakespeare's plays and post them as yours, no one would think anything of it (other than we'd all be surprised, as you're only one chimpanzee and not an infinite number) Pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: basically you bought a sheep Not quite, it is a blue 1995 Ford Escort with 162k km. Vrooom vrooom 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: basically you bought a sheep Not quite, it is a blue 1995 Ford Escort with 162k km. Vrooom vrooom </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: basically you bought a sheep Not quite, it is a blue 1995 Ford Escort with 162k km. Vrooom vrooom </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: basically you bought a sheep Not quite, it is a blue 1995 Ford Escort with 162k km. Vrooom vrooom </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Yes, yes Andreas but the engine size really doesn't tell us much about the CONDITION of your 1995 Ford Escort ... what's the mileage? Joewhat's there to know FORD (found on road dead / Fix or repair daily) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: basically you bought a sheep Not quite, it is a blue 1995 Ford Escort with 162k km. Vrooom vrooom </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Is it just my imagination, or does Nidan bear an uncanny resemblance to Uncle Fester? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I'm sure this has been posted before, but I think it's time to re-examine ourselves in the harsh light of reality. I refer, of course, to Flame Warriors by Mike Reed! I think the CessPool itself is a cross between ... Xenophobe is usually a long-term discussion forum participant and he thinks of the forum as his private compound. Xenophobe regards new forum arrivals as mentally deficient and perhaps even having criminal tendencies, and they are invariably approached with suspicion and condescension. Xenophobe will mount a furious attack if a Newbie has the temerity to make critical observations about the forum's social dynamics, or questions its prevailing opinions.And to some ... Howlers generally populate academic, technical or special interest forums. Newbies to such forums often wander in thinking they have found some devastating new argument or special insight on the forum topic on interest, but unless the forum has been recently formed an active discussion group will probably have heard and debated the argument at length. So instead of being welcomed into the bosom of the group the newcomer is forced to flee under a shower of invective.I'm a bit of Nanny, with a dash of Netiquette Nazi but mostly ... Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.37mm is CLEARLY a Rebel Without a Clue. I have others in mind, of course, but let's hear from you lot. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: *Sigh* Dear Justicar Joe ... I vote that the squire known as v42 be awarded the status of Knighty of the Pool .. He may have pissed me off and made me growl, but that was nothing to do with his duties here, and as he has otherwise fulfilled his tasks as well as the usual games required then it's only right he should be known as Knight.. As our fair and bold Justicar and in the absence of the Olde Ones the final decision and any paperwork is of course left in your hands.. P.S. As a last request, make sure he catches up with all the Ladies/Knights/Olde Ones/Justicars ironing which has piled up since I locked him out of the laundry... Hmmmm, I looked in the dictionary under "Damning With Faint Praise" and THIS came up ... odd. Still, if a thing's to be done it's to be done well I suppose ... Oyez, Oyez, Oyez Be it hereby known to all and present (and even those who are partially present ... you know who you are), that the Squire v42below has been acknowledged and affirmed by his Liege Lord ... Lady ... whatever ... Dame YK2 to have completed the course of study and requisite Quests and is now and shall henceforth be ... Knight of the CessPool ... KNELL Squire v42below as I tap thee upon each shoulder with the swor ... damn ... that must smart huh ... Oh you've another ear right there, stop whining ... and proclaim to one and all that Sir v42below stands before us ... bleeding on the freaking carpet ... you can take a Squire out of the stables but you can't take the stables out of the Squire. Dame YK2 may I suggest that the ironing be postponed until ... well you know how head wounds bleed. Now lad ... there is the small matter of your membership fee, the coffee fund, the Basketball pool, the ... Joe [ January 26, 2005, 06:22 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...KNELL Squire v42below as I tap thee...Not on my watch, you sick-o. There will be absolutely no KNELLING of anyone, squire or not. Pervert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: *snip* Be it hereby known to all and present (and even those who are partially present ... you know who you are), that the Squire v42below has been acknowledged and affirmed by his Liege Lord ... Lady ... whatever ... Dame YK2 to have completed the course of study and requisite Quests and is now and shall henceforth be ... Knight of the CessPool ... KNELL Squire v42below as I tap thee upon each shoulder with the swor ... damn ... that must smart huh ... Oh you've another ear right there, stop whining ... and proclaim to one and all that Sir v42below stands before us ... bleeding on the freaking carpet ... you can take a Squire out of the stables but you can't take the stables out of the Squire. Dame YK2 may I suggest that the ironing be postponed until ... well you know how head wounds bleed. Now lad ... there is the small matter of your membership fee, the coffee fund, the Basketball pool, the ... Joe Why thank you, thank you very much. I'm sure the ladies (not the Ladies of the Pool, mind you - I could never hope to win their favour) will find me all the more attractive now that I'm a Knight, and will surely overlook the missing ear. It'll also be quite handy being able to turn my deaf side to them, should they start nagging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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