Nidan1 Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair'd the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o'er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling-place. And on that cheek, and o'er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent! Lord Byron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 *Sigh* That was lovely..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 The Ostrich, Ogden Nash The ostrich roams the great Sahara. Its mouth is wide, its neck is narra. It has such long and lofty legs, I'm glad it sits to lay its eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 26, 2005 Author Share Posted March 26, 2005 Tiger, Tiger, burning bright In the forest of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand dare seize the fire? And what shoulder and what art Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And, when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand and what dread feet? What the hammer? What the chain? In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? What dread grasp Dare its deadly terrors clasp? When the stars threw down their spears, And water'd heaven with their tears, Did He smile His work to see? Did He who made the lamb make thee? Tiger, Tiger, burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? - William Blake (1757-1827) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Seanacoochie is also a personal friend of mine and well let's face it, if I warm his slippers, pour him a large scotch and promise to tickle his belly before beddy byes he'll be putty in my hands.What is that noise I hear? Oh yes, it's me being violently and noisily ill. The image of you tickling Seanachai's blindingly white, slug textured abdomen has made me want to wash my hands with such compulsive repetition, I would make "Monk" look like an Australian honey dipper. Visuals like that are of the stuff to make the most stable man become as unglued as a used stamp in a downpour. I guess I shouldn't be surprised though. The madness of royals and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Contemplate the catsup bottle: First nothing comes, then a lot'll —Another beauty by Ogden Nash Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Further Reflections on Parsley, Ogden Nash Parsley Is gharsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: Seanacoochie is also a personal friend of mine and well let's face it, if I warm his slippers, pour him a large scotch and promise to tickle his belly before beddy byes he'll be putty in my hands.What is that noise I hear? Oh yes, it's me being violently and noisily ill. The image of you tickling Seanachai's blindingly white, slug textured abdomen has made me want to wash my hands with such compulsive repetition, I would make "Monk" look like an Australian honey dipper. Visuals like that are of the stuff to make the most stable man become as unglued as a used stamp in a downpour. I guess I shouldn't be surprised though. The madness of royals and all that. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: It's the incest. I think dollop brain that was implied by the remark… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: blerf ahhhhhh shaddap!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: blerf ahhhhhh shaddap!!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: blerf ahhhhhh shaddap!!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: blerf ahhhhhh shaddap!!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: At least this time his stream of consciousness only ran down his leg. Actually, it ran down the messiah's leg. And well aimed it was too. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Enough with the poxy poetry already.... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: Seanacoochie is also a personal friend of mine and well let's face it, if I warm his slippers, pour him a large scotch and promise to tickle his belly before beddy byes he'll be putty in my hands.What is that noise I hear? Oh yes, it's me being violently and noisily ill. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Let's hope it lasts the duration then..... And just for good measure.... *Tickles Seanacoochies belly* *readies the buckets, then fetches the mop* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: *readies the buckets, then fetches the mop*I have a better idea. Why not just shove Boo out the door and let nature take its course. Saves on the mopping that way, and who knows, maybe the cacti will like that kind of stuff. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Berli, those are wonderful bunny drawings. You should be so PROUD! We'll just stick them on the Cesspool fridge right over here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: blerf ahhhhhh shaddap!!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: That's only aboot the 20th time I have disavowed him. He just wont stop. Nuttin I can do aboot it. I am merely the titular head (huh huh I wrote 'ular') of this heyar thread as is so often pointed out when I swing by to complain of its utter uselessness. I give up. He tests us with theological riddles, but to me the meaning is clear… I’ve been blessed yet again… I thank thee oh mighty (and crazy) Lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 I think it's time for...Duck Tape! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I think it's time for...Duck Tape! Michael I don't know. I'm leaning more towards a 7.62mm shot to the head. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: I don't know. I'm leaning more towards a 7.62mm shot to the head.So weenie. Why not the .50 cal black powder? Oh common, just let me, got the hair trigger and everything. We could even leave the ramrod in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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