Michael Emrys Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Ohhhh! You don't get off *that* easily! You'd best stop worrying what THEY think about this and more what's going to happen to your more vital organs should you cross *ME* again. Lest you forget...you have your *own* SWMBO at home. You know how *we* get. Heh, heh. That's tellin' 'im, Babe! Ahem, I mean Good My Noble Ladyship. Ahem. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Is that the extended dance mix Herr Berli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by Stuka: Is that the extended dance mix Herr Berli? Just die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Another... Wind Up When I was young and they packed me off to school and taught me how not to play the game, I didn't mind if they groomed me for success, or if they said that I was a fool. So I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm -- their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said -- I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays. So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares): before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers -- I don't believe you: you had the whole damn thing all wrong -- He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays. Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school and have all the bishops harmonize these lines -- how do you dare tell me that I'm my Father's son when that was just an accident of Birth. I'd rather look around me -- compose a better song `cos that's the honest measure of my worth. In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man than me, as you lick the boots of death born out of fear. I don't believe you: you had the whole damn thing all wrong -- He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 It takes a lot more than winding up to get me going on Sundays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Blatherings by Joe Shaw If you wish to abandon the challenge it's nothing to me ... I wasn't the one who issued the challenge after all and if you can live with the dishonor of what you perceived as a slight ... well some people have lower standards of HONOR than others. You speak of honor? You of all people … the Chief Prevaricator of the Pool? Gah! What's this world come to … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I always have a little giggle when I hear people say 'honour' in the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: I always have a little giggle when I hear people say 'honour' in the pool. It surprises none of us that you'd have a little giggle. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Surprises me. I always figured him as the tittering sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 A little Tull to open up the day is never a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: A little Tull to open up the day is never a bad thing. Yes, whenever I hear the phrase, "Snot is running down his nose. Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes." I always think of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: A little Tull to open up the day is never a bad thing. Yes, whenever I hear the phrase, "Snot is running down his nose. Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes." I always think of you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Yeah, but you're like a car wreck. (And before the rest of you yahoos try to figure out what kind of car, I'll just go ahead and tell you it's a 1977 Plymouth Gold Duster with a nodding dog in the back window and rusted out wheel wells.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I've always considered the internal combustion engine with deep suspicion. [eyes Boo, suspiciously] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Speaking of suspicion, my favorite card to get as the Greeks in Papa Khann's "Sword of Rome" boardgame is the one where I get morale points for my cities by mass executions of "Suspected Rebels". "Suspected", and I still get to waste them. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Yeah, but you're like a car wreck. (And before the rest of you yahoos try to figure out what kind of car, I'll just go ahead and tell you it's a 1977 Plymouth Gold Duster with a nodding dog in the back window and rusted out wheel wells.) Uh, was that the 225, 318 or 360 engine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 It was a '74, not a '77 Boo.. Cheap vinyl interior, slant 6, auto. Underpowered, crappy brakes, worn tires and lousy milage. Went from massive understeer to dangerous oversteer with no warning, and not enough power to get you out of trouble. The front drums were so warped that the whole car shook when you hit the brakes. Didn't even have a damn cigarette lighter in the dash, and I wouldn't take one as a gift. I'm still surprised I didn't kill myself in that one. But it was my first car, and it only cost 650 bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Sounds like the history of Mopar in one short paragraph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 After watching a bit of bad cable whilst cooking spaghetti sauce, I've decided I want to be known from now on as Miles O'dalem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I've walked for Miles and I still can't get all o' this dalem off my shoe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 There are Miles of circuitry in this computer, and it still doesn't work worth a dalem. Shall I continue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Yes, please continue. It aids insomnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Yes, please continue. It aids insomnia. Oh, go peel a banana. But do it s l o w l y... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Oh, go peel a banana. But do it s l o w l y... You know how to whistle, don't you, Boo? You just put your lips together and make donkey noises... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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