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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Watson & Crick has finally gone off the deep end -- this is from his latest e-mail: "Maybe I'll try....sending myself turns."

I know he likes PBEMs but, jeez.

GRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRG! :mad: :mad: Bow before your new God! <font size=+5>I RULE!!!</font> I managed to get PBEM helper to do fast and secure mode. You will now die at twice the rate! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Watson & Crick has finally gone off the deep end -- this is from his latest e-mail: "Maybe I'll try....sending myself turns."

I know he likes PBEMs but, jeez.

GRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRG! :mad: :mad: Bow before your new God! <font size=+5>I RULE!!!</font> I managed to get PBEM helper to do fast and secure mode. You will now die at twice the rate! :mad: :mad: :mad:

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WAR BETWEEN IRELAND AND FRANCE AVERTED

Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office

wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the

United States when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Chirac!",a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy

down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you

that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big

is your army?"

"Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is

myself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire

dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one hundred

thousand men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!" said Paddy "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Chirac, the war

is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Chirac asked. "Well, we have

two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."

Chirac sighed, amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000

tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my

army to one hundred fifty thousand since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is

still on!" We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified

Jackie

McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit,

and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!"

Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must

tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My

military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile

sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to two hundred

thousand!"

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!",said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin',

Mr. Chirac! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the

war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Chirac. "Why the sudden change of

heart?"

"Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints,

and decided there's no way we can feed two hundred thousand prisoners."

take that biz-witches!

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Been scouring Napster for some obscure tunes...of course they don't have what I want but there are a few gems. I particularly like listening to music whilst watching your pixeltruppen go up in smoke. I really like Rage Against the Machine How I Could Just Kill a Man, or the upbeat tempo of The Jam, A Town Called Malice.

I have some recommendations for you all:

Wackyknob: Hole, Violet...listen to the refrain. :D

Sparker: Liam Lynch, United States of Whatever

Teddy: Outkast, Hey Ya...cuz he strikes me a groovey cat...although being a Brit he is prolly a bit touched. 'Specially with explanation of Guy Fawkes Day.

And for Dave H and his BDLRM tourneys...Propellerheads, History Repeating

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GAGR AGRGARGGARGRG GRARGRAGAR G ARGARGRAGARGRA!!!! He won't die!!! He's a zombie mime!! :mad: :mad:

Speaking of, I watched the new Dawn of the Dead last weekend. Pretty good. Return of the Living Dead is still my favourite. Punk rockers, nudity and brains!! (Hey,I was 13 when it came out in 1985)

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Hey maggots!!!! Anyone know where I can get a decent turn based computer racing game?

My 3 yearold got all excited when I played Hasbro's Email Nascar with him, only ot be very dissapointed when we found out it doesn't play past the first turn. They apparently shut down the server.

Anyway, I found this in my search - Flatout - and I downloaded that. Yeah, it's not a war game, but it was a lot of fun and EVERYTHING is deformable. Plus you get a movie after you finish your laps to mock your piss poor driving skills. And for Axe - the two songs in the demo rock. And for a bigger challenge, have a three year old run the gas and brakes as you try to drive.

I remapped the the nitro, forward and reverse/brake keys to A, W, D respectively, suggest you guys do somefink similar.

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Hey maggots!!!! Anyone know where I can get a decent turn based computer racing game?

All the computers I've seen move pretty slowly, so I don't think there is a game of computers racing. Maybe you should look for a car racing game instead. tongue.giftongue.gif:D

And a belated happy birthday to all of the Cheery Waffles, even the vocabulary-challenged MasterGoodale! :D:D

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Cretin & Wanker - I am going to hold my setup until I finish my games with Daft H and my tournament duel with Wobblebottom and can apply the patch. Should only be about 7 turns so I can upgrade to 1.03 then.

Until then, in honour of our two-year anniversary, I give you - :mad: :mad: :mad: The Original Cheery Waffle Thread . :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Soddball:

Until then, in honour of our two-year anniversary, I give you - :mad: :mad: :mad: The Original Cheery Waffle Thread .

*sniff*

The memories. Some of the guys were a little prescient.

Leutnant Hortlund -- "Considering exactly how much that guy posts, I'd say the Peng challenge thread has finally met a worthy opponent..."

and

Doodlebug -- "Peng is dead. Long live the MasterGoodale.

I think a thread dedicated to the unabashedly (or is that manically?) enthusiastic is long overdue.

Keep those comments flowing MG. I find them a breath of fresh air. Haven't laughed so much in quite a while."

:mad: :mad:

<font size = 900>I RULE!!!</font size = 900>

I'm making up for last week's in-laws debacle (A great novel by Zola, by the way, on the Franco-Prussian War -- 'The Debacle').

GARG ARGGRAGRAGRGA GRAGGARGRAGR!!!

Three down, many to go!! :mad:

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I miss Kitty!!!!

GARG ARGGRAGRAGRGA GRAGGARGRAGR!!! :mad:

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

Anyone know where I can get a decent turn based computer racing game?

What, real life driving too fast for Snarker? :mad:

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:

Until then, in honour of our two-year anniversary, I give you - :mad: :mad: :mad: The Original Cheery Waffle Thread .

*sniff*

The memories. Some of the guys were a little prescient.

Leutnant Hortlund -- "Considering exactly how much that guy posts, I'd say the Peng challenge thread has finally met a worthy opponent..."

and

Doodlebug -- "Peng is dead. Long live the MasterGoodale.

I think a thread dedicated to the unabashedly (or is that manically?) enthusiastic is long overdue.

Keep those comments flowing MG. I find them a breath of fresh air. Haven't laughed so much in quite a while."

:mad: :mad:

<font size = 900>I RULE!!!</font size = 900>

I'm making up for last week's in-laws debacle (A great novel by Zola, by the way, on the Franco-Prussian War -- 'The Debacle').

GARG ARGGRAGRAGRGA GRAGGARGRAGR!!!

Three down, many to go!! :mad:

mgd.JPG

I miss Kitty!!!!

GARG ARGGRAGRAGRGA GRAGGARGRAGR!!! :mad: </font>

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