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GGRGAAAARGRHGHGHAAARGH!!!!

I just read some of Dr. Watson & Ricket's research notes.

Told frog with four legs to jump. Result: 10' 5"

Cut off one leg. Told frog to jump. Result with 3 legs: 7' 1"

Removed second leg. Told frog to jump. Result with two legs: 5' 2"

Removed another leg. Said, "Jump frog! Jump!!!" (wanted to root the hurting little bugger along) Result with one leg: 2' 8"

Removed final leg. Asked frog to jump. Repeated order. Result: frog deaf.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Oh, look. 'Aussienet', or whatever it is, has let Mace get online for a while.

It's Telstra Bigpond.

What I do like is the poor Indian fellow on the help desk:

Me: 'Hi, Can you tell me if the network is down?'

Help Desk: 'We can be seeing no problem with the network'

Me: 'Um, OK. Well I think the network is down because the LED's for the cable side are out'

Help Desk: 'Do you be having the firewall'

Me: 'Err. Yes I do. However the problem's not with the communication between PC and modem, but rather the modem to ISP server'

Help Desk: 'I be thinking it might be a problem with the firewall'

Me: 'Did I mention that the light's are out on the CABLE side of the modem'

Help Desk: *pause* 'Have you been checking the cable from the modem to wall point?'

Me: 'Yes'

Help Desk: 'I can be telling a technician to visit and be looking at your PC'

Me: 'Never mind. I'll wait for the network to come back up' *hangs up*

:mad: :D

Mace

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Did you miss me, lads?

Let's see... Dave H is attempting to make you a god in Dominions 2. I believe you have a prophet named "Boo Radley" trying to spread the word of Seanachai.

Oh, and you've been killed. Dave is debating whether it's worth it to get you back.

So, no, you've not been missed. Someone did hit you. :D

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Oh, look. 'Aussienet', or whatever it is, has let Mace get online for a while.

It's Telstra Bigpond.

What I do like is the poor Indian fellow on the help desk:

Me: 'Hi, Can you tell me if the network is down?'

Help Desk: 'We can be seeing no problem with the network'

Me: 'Um, OK. Well I think the network is down because the LED's for the cable side are out'

Help Desk: 'Do you be having the firewall'

Me: 'Err. Yes I do. However the problem's not with the communication between PC and modem, but rather the modem to ISP server'

Help Desk: 'I be thinking it might be a problem with the firewall'

Me: 'Did I mention that the light's are out on the CABLE side of the modem'

Help Desk: *pause* 'Have you been checking the cable from the modem to wall point?'

Me: 'Yes'

Help Desk: 'I can be telling a technician to visit and be looking at your PC'

Me: 'Never mind. I'll wait for the network to come back up' *hangs up*

:mad: :D

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Did you miss me, lads?

Loads. You made me wallow in Phlem-the-Depantserland jus to get my fix. I feel like the hoorish ex-girlfriend who calls at 2am on a week night, after pounding 2 for 1 drinks at Slutty Singles night, and begging for you to come over and 'do me like you used to'*.

Must shower now.

*Actual quote. Too bad the lass didn't realize that the additional 30 lbs didn't make her 'voluptuous', just plain fat. Cute in the face and fat in the ass just don't do it for me. :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Did you miss me, lads?

You were gone? :rolleyes:

How did I miss thee, let me count the ways:

I missed you much, much less than I missed my wife during her recent trip.

I missed you less than I missed seeing a blue sky and sunshine on this rainy Veterans Day.

I missed you somewhat less than I missed getting to go to work today.

I missed you in much the same way that I would miss cleaning up the cats' hairballs. I missed you like I miss childhood diseases like chicken pox, measles, and mumps.

I missed you a bit more than I miss the Cold War and Richard Nixon.

I missed you much more than I miss scarlet fever, polio, and the Vietnam War.

Does that help? :D:D

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