Dave H Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Here's some really :mad: :mad: :mad: How angry is that? Molten TNT Angry!! That is soooooo awesome!! Thanks Gyrene. :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Hey, give Newton a prism and he was content for months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 Yeah. And give him a prison and he was confined for years. :mad: Maggot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 GGRGAAAARGRHGHGHAAARGH!!!! I just read some of Dr. Watson & Ricket's research notes. Told frog with four legs to jump. Result: 10' 5" Cut off one leg. Told frog to jump. Result with 3 legs: 7' 1" Removed second leg. Told frog to jump. Result with two legs: 5' 2" Removed another leg. Said, "Jump frog! Jump!!!" (wanted to root the hurting little bugger along) Result with one leg: 2' 8" Removed final leg. Asked frog to jump. Repeated order. Result: frog deaf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Did you miss me, lads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Did you miss me, lads? Probably. I think the rifle needed zeroing in. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Did you miss me, lads? Probably. I think the rifle needed zeroing in. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, look. 'Aussienet', or whatever it is, has let Mace get online for a while. It's Telstra Bigpond. What I do like is the poor Indian fellow on the help desk: Me: 'Hi, Can you tell me if the network is down?' Help Desk: 'We can be seeing no problem with the network' Me: 'Um, OK. Well I think the network is down because the LED's for the cable side are out' Help Desk: 'Do you be having the firewall' Me: 'Err. Yes I do. However the problem's not with the communication between PC and modem, but rather the modem to ISP server' Help Desk: 'I be thinking it might be a problem with the firewall' Me: 'Did I mention that the light's are out on the CABLE side of the modem' Help Desk: *pause* 'Have you been checking the cable from the modem to wall point?' Me: 'Yes' Help Desk: 'I can be telling a technician to visit and be looking at your PC' Me: 'Never mind. I'll wait for the network to come back up' *hangs up* :mad: Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Did you miss me, lads? Let's see... Dave H is attempting to make you a god in Dominions 2. I believe you have a prophet named "Boo Radley" trying to spread the word of Seanachai. Oh, and you've been killed. Dave is debating whether it's worth it to get you back. So, no, you've not been missed. Someone did hit you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, look. 'Aussienet', or whatever it is, has let Mace get online for a while. It's Telstra Bigpond. What I do like is the poor Indian fellow on the help desk: Me: 'Hi, Can you tell me if the network is down?' Help Desk: 'We can be seeing no problem with the network' Me: 'Um, OK. Well I think the network is down because the LED's for the cable side are out' Help Desk: 'Do you be having the firewall' Me: 'Err. Yes I do. However the problem's not with the communication between PC and modem, but rather the modem to ISP server' Help Desk: 'I be thinking it might be a problem with the firewall' Me: 'Did I mention that the light's are out on the CABLE side of the modem' Help Desk: *pause* 'Have you been checking the cable from the modem to wall point?' Me: 'Yes' Help Desk: 'I can be telling a technician to visit and be looking at your PC' Me: 'Never mind. I'll wait for the network to come back up' *hangs up* :mad: Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Oh, and you've been killed. Dave is debating whether it's worth it to get you back. So, no, you've not been missed. Give us a hug, Snarker. I knew you missed me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Did you miss me, lads? Loads. You made me wallow in Phlem-the-Depantserland jus to get my fix. I feel like the hoorish ex-girlfriend who calls at 2am on a week night, after pounding 2 for 1 drinks at Slutty Singles night, and begging for you to come over and 'do me like you used to'*. Must shower now. *Actual quote. Too bad the lass didn't realize that the additional 30 lbs didn't make her 'voluptuous', just plain fat. Cute in the face and fat in the ass just don't do it for me. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Sick puppies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 So Wallybob, what's with the rash of ladies banging the students? Make sure you do your 'part' in the faculty lounge to help keep the lasses on the straight and narrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Sick puppies. That ain't right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 You get more with a kind word and a 2" x 4" than you do with just a kind word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Go play with the virtual bartender. Tell her to eat a banana. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Did you miss me, lads?You were gone? How did I miss thee, let me count the ways: I missed you much, much less than I missed my wife during her recent trip. I missed you less than I missed seeing a blue sky and sunshine on this rainy Veterans Day. I missed you somewhat less than I missed getting to go to work today. I missed you in much the same way that I would miss cleaning up the cats' hairballs. I missed you like I miss childhood diseases like chicken pox, measles, and mumps. I missed you a bit more than I miss the Cold War and Richard Nixon. I missed you much more than I miss scarlet fever, polio, and the Vietnam War. Does that help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Hey Soddy, send me a turn back. It's been a couple of days now. I sent you a retrans, a couple of days ago. If you want to kill me, send a turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 BBQ, Beer, Computer gaming, excellent day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I am delighted to announce the first results in the tournament of death: Me - 71 per cent Snarker - 29 per cent Yeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Pity. Soddball hasn't deigned to send me a turn in a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 You've been lulling me into a false sense of security waiting for this day. Admit it. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Hey Soddy, send me a turn back. It's been a couple of days now. I sent you a retrans, a couple of days ago. If you want to kill me, send a turn. And to think I opted out of a game with this maggot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 GARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG! Now you tell me that Sockmuncher is a non-turn sending jackalope :mad: . I just sent the little maggot a set-up to his "hotmail" account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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