Michael Emrys Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 I notice the look of horror in the baby's eyes. You can't fool those kids. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I notice the look of horror in the baby's eyes. You can't fool those kids. Michael I don't think the child is the only fearful one. Can you imagine? Dorosh shows up at your house, wearing fatigues: "Hi! I'm here to hold your child!" "Who the hell are you?!" Thrusts chest forward, with name over the pocket. "I'm Grog Dorosh! Now, let me hold your child..." "I'm calling the police!" "But I'm here to give it my blessing, and to frighten it into being good and productive all its days!" "Hello! There's a madman in a military uniform, and he's grabbed my child! Now he's staring deep into its eyes! Please, please send a SWAT team!" "There, there, little one! Who's a good baby then, eh?" sounds of approaching sirens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Let me know if you need it bigger... A line he's oft said to young maids, whose reply was invariably 'don't herniate yourself for almost no return, laddie!' </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: She told me: 'Good night, Seanachai! Don't stay up too late!'Your mom called you "Seanachai"??? No wonder you're weird. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: She told me: 'Good night, Seanachai! Don't stay up too late!'Your mom called you "Seanachai"??? No wonder you're weird. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by YK2: Love the site Justicar Joe ... Stikky I fully expect to see your lovely curly mop of hair next time I click your name, so make sure you send Justicar Joe a pic I know you have at least one! Thy bidding is my command my Fair Lady. Justicarot or sumfink I hope the picture i sent you is not too small, but one should be able to admire me in my full glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Finally I'd note that I don't recall seeing ANY photos of Michael..Ditto... Michael has taken some lovely shots, but I've yet to see the man behind the camera.. Maybe a gentle push would do it? *** KICK *** There you go Michael ... grab your camera quick while you have that natural lookng flush.. *enter smiley here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 *Cough* Double post!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 JESUS....I did it AGAIN!!! I'll go out and back in again... TST........... Maybe I kicked too hard or somfink,and lost my balance (yeah that's it) Unless I'm having yet another blonde moment!! I blame Berli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Nothing like some good music to get you back on track... Time for a sing song... Jeanna left town, with the first snow of the year He drove her to the airport in his Ford. And he tried to propose, as he ordered one more beer But the PA drowned his words, and it was time for her to board So he walked her to the gate, he took his hat off as he kissed her He needed one more drink to take the chill off of his soul He said a quick goodbye, then spent two hours in the bar Finally paid his tab, and kept a dollar for the toll Everything slips through these cold fingers Like trying to hold water, trying to hold sand Close your eyes and make a wish, and listen to the singer One more round, bartender, pour a double if you can. It's four o'clock, and the sun’s gone down the drain It's still late winter, but they say it's early spring Lewis reads the gas-pumps; Rossi counts the oils But me I'm done, so punch the clock, and see you in the morning There's nothing back at home, than ain't gone greasy from the stove I never laughed so hard as when that typewriter broke Think I'll stop along the river road, for a half-pint and some beer Well everything would be okay, if those old dreams would disappear Everything slips through these cold fingers Like trying to hold water, trying to hold sand Close your eyes and make a wish, and listen to the singer One more round, bartender, pour a double if you can. The dog can't move no more, surprised he made it till the Spring His pain won't go away, and the pills don't do a thing You've known that old hound longer than you've known any of your friends And no matter how you let him down he'd always take you back again So it's one tall glass of whisky, one more drink for old time's sake The dog just lays in bed, and watches every move you make Wrap him in his blanket, hold him once more close to you Lead him out behind the barn, with a borrowed .22 Everything slips through these cold fingers Like trying to hold water, trying to hold sand Close your eyes and make a wish, and listen to the singer One more round, bartender, pour a double if you can. “These Cold Fingers” -Bill Morrissey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Hey Joe- Don't forget that I am also the Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Joe Apologies for spamming your inbox, I'm still getting used to this gmail thingy! *Rushes out to buy a bottle of peroxide* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Hey 'Ol Joe... yer website isn't found... it was there this morning... what happened, someone at your house flush? Justiciar and Protector of the Cesspool indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Well, that's odd, Herr Oberst. I can get there just fine. Are you trying to access the site from a different computer than you did this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Well, that's odd, Herr Oberst. I can get there just fine. Are you trying to access the site from a different computer than you did this morning? Yep, Odd is a good word for Herr Oberst ... I can access the website, Lady Moraine can access the website, even (judging by the Guest Book) Mike the Wino can access the website ... glad to see that the virtual bouncer I hired is working out. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 I see the World's Most Perfect Squire has been posting today. I can't wait till that suck-up Agua Perdido starts whining that you missed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: I see the World's Most Perfect Squire has been posting today. I can't wait till that suck-up Agua Perdido starts whining that you missed him. I wouldn't say perfect ... certainly not perfect. You were a good squire, Lars ... a good squire ... but Agua Perdido, well ... YOU never brought me cookies or tried to help me across streets. In fact the first time we met in person you didn't even bother to rise from the sofa, not even a "My Liege" ... and after all I'd done for you. Agua Perdido would have handled it properly, you may be sure. Fine lad, Agua Perdido, fine lad ... {sniff} ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: I see the World's Most Perfect Squire has been posting today. I can't wait till that suck-up Agua Perdido starts whining that you missed him. I wouldn't say perfect ... certainly not perfect. You were a good squire, Lars ... a good squire ... but Agua Perdido, well ... YOU never brought me cookies or tried to help me across streets. In fact the first time we met in person you didn't even bother to rise from the sofa, not even a "My Liege" ... and after all I'd done for you. Agua Perdido would have handled it properly, you may be sure. Fine lad, Agua Perdido, fine lad ... {sniff} ... Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: I see the World's Most Perfect Squire has been posting today. I can't wait till that suck-up Agua Perdido starts whining that you missed him. I wouldn't say perfect ... certainly not perfect. You were a good squire, Lars ... a good squire ... but Agua Perdido, well ... YOU never brought me cookies or tried to help me across streets. In fact the first time we met in person you didn't even bother to rise from the sofa, not even a "My Liege" ... and after all I'd done for you. Agua Perdido would have handled it properly, you may be sure. Fine lad, Agua Perdido, fine lad ... {sniff} ... Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 It's late, time for a lullaby: coin operated boy coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend.... coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy...... this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time will you keep on trying to prove it? i'm dying to lose it... i want it i want you i want a coin operated boy. and if i had a star to wish on for my life i cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match i can even take him in the bath coin operated boy he may not be real experienced with girls but i know he feels like a boy should feel isnt that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why i want a coin operated boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: ... we squires never get what we deserve. That's because if we just killed you outright, who'd polish our boots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 WHERE IS THE GROG PORN? I WANT the Grog Porn post of Hakko Ichiu for the Justicariate Official Website and I don't have it ... CHOP CHOP PEOPLE, let's get it together. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: WHERE IS THE GROG PORN? I WANT the Grog Porn post of Hakko Ichiu for the Justicariate Official Website and I don't have it ... ... "I'll become even more whiney and annoying than normal, if that's possible. My grating pleas will make your ears bleed and force you to rend your flesh, seeking any respite from the horror." Yeah, Joe. We know the drill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: ...we squires never get what we deserve. And for that you should be constantly kneeling before the altar of the religious institution of your choice offering up prayers of gratitude. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: What has OGSF learned today? He's learned that when I say he's found the ONLY AT minefield I have... I'm lying. E'en a bleend pig feends tha occasional truffle, Mr Boo (Gorsh, Ah rrreally *DID* gi bleend!) Radley. Ye still DOOMED! Skulkin' ain ye piddle-filled fox-holes wheel mae brave an' arrrtful laddies cam screamin' an' curdlin' oop tha feckin hill wi' their claymores swingin'! Festeerin' git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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