Joe Shaw Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Right then, I'm back again and not a moment too soon from the looks of it. dalem singing, SSNs cluttering up the place and who knows what kind of horrors in the pages I haven't read yet. So ... it's time again for the Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread to remove the bullet from his revolver and put it back in his pocket ... in other words it's time for him to add "EX" to his sig line again. Good, now I will be out of town early tomorrow (Monday for the chronology challenged among you) through Wednesday so ... It's time for the Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread to take the bullet OUT of his pocket and put it back in his revolver again (I always have high hopes that in thrusting his revolver into his holster there'll be an unfortunate accident and he'll blow his brains out) and regain his title without the "EX" in front of it. All turns are out finally ... be sure to ask Boo Radley about the effects of a well placed German HMG on a full freaking platoon of infantry that makes the mistake of running into it's covered arc. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: Don't you owe me a turn, you hillbilly? I am very good about returning files, which leads me to believe that: Nibby: No, I don't. Nob: I'm not even playing a game against you. Nooby: You're an idiot with all the mental acuity of plastic fruit. Answer your question, Sparky? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ARAGRG ARGAR ARGAR GGG HHH!:mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Where were you in crackdom? We could have used your ARARGARGARGARG then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Damn Shaws back, we need new digs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: ME NOT TALK TO YOU. ME TALK TO OTHER HILLBILLY. YOU GO AWAY NOW. DON'T COME BACK. OK? BUH-BIE. And the sun sets slowly over another happy graduate of the Tonto School of Language Arts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Let's keep the songfest alive; We met as soul mates On Parris Islands We left as inmates From an asylum And we were sharp As sharp as knives And we were so gung ho To lay down our lives We came in spastic Like tameless horses We left in plastic As numbered corpses And we learned fast To travel light Our arms were heavy But our bellies were tight We had no home front We had no soft soap They sent us Playboy They gave us Bob Hope We dug in deep And shot on sight And prayed to Jesus Christ With all of our might We had no cameras To shoot the landscape We passed the hash pipe And played our Doors tapes And it was dark So dark at night And we held on to each other Like brother to brother We promised our mothers we'd write And we would all go down together We said we'd all go down together Yes we would all go down together Remember Charlie Remember Baker They left their childhood On every acre And who was wrong? And who was right? It didn't matter in the thick Of the fight We held the day In the palm Of our hand They ruled the night And the night Seemed to last as long as Six weeks on Parris Island We held the coastline They held the highlands And they were sharp As sharp as knives They heard the hum of our motors They counted the rotors And waited for us to arrive And we would all go down together We said we'd all go down together Yes we would all go down together 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 19, 2004 Author Share Posted July 19, 2004 Seanachai, dalem, Papa Kahn, you lads missed a rather good chance to be on the big lake for the weekend. Seems there were these idjits who had gotten a hold of a large amount of fireworks and, for some odd reason, a parachute flare gun. As we sat out on the water and watched them proceed to stick a match to what used to be perfectly good drinking money, we all got a good chuckle when they discovered why you don't shoot a parachute flare gun off unless you really need to. Seems the parachute doesn't always deploy. Go figure. So we sat and watched the glowing red ball sail up from one side of the lake, over our heads, and into the houses on the other side of the lake. In the silence that followed the "OH SH*T!!!" that rang out was rather priceless. So I suggest which ever one of you that pulled the trigger lay low, as you burned the place to the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: Seanachai, dalem, Papa Kahn, you lads missed a rather good chance to be on the big lake for the weekend. Seems there were these idjits who had gotten a hold of a large amount of fireworks and, for some odd reason, a parachute flare gun. As we sat out on the water and watched them proceed to stick a match to what used to be perfectly good drinking money, we all got a good chuckle when they discovered why you don't shoot a parachute flare gun off unless you really need to. Seems the parachute doesn't always deploy. Go figure. So we sat and watched the glowing red ball sail up from one side of the lake, over our heads, and into the houses on the other side of the lake. In the silence that followed the "OH SH*T!!!" that rang out was rather priceless. So I suggest which ever one of you that pulled the trigger lay low, as you burned the place to the ground. Yowch. Papa Khann said it would work fine. I warned him and Seanachai... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: ]Yowch. Papa Khann said it would work fine. I warned him and Seanachai... Warned me? I couldn't hear you because me little feet were pounding the pavement like a drum tattoo as I fled the scene just before you pulled the trigger, Dalem. I learned all about fireworks/incendiary device dilemmas back during the penance period I spent in Ohio. As for Papa Khann, the only thing he was guilty of was standing there with his mouth slightly agape, watching the flare arc across the water and dumbly accepting the flare pistol you shoved into his unresisting paw just before you fled yourself. He's got family in town, right, that will go and bail him out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: And the sun sets slowly over another happy graduate of the Tonto School of Language Arts... Tonto was a fecking god, you halfwit! Is there anyone who didn't think the bloody Lone Ranger needed a good kick in the fork and four stout lads to pull the broomstick out of his arse? I mean, they went to Jay Silverheels for some of their 'authentic indian lingo', and he gave the world his own twist on his role by taking the name 'Tonto' (Tonto basically meaning 'fool'), and 'Kemosabe', by all accounts, being a Ute or associated tribe colloquialism for 'dildo'. And Boo, as bad as Sky Kitty's singing of the horrible 'Green Beret Song' might be, nothing excuses singing 'Good Morning Puppy Fluff', or whatever that abomination you were singing was. Now, as your penance, rub this soothing salve into the uncomfortably deep spur wounds on my bum. Gently! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: and 'Kemosabe', by all accounts, being a Ute or associated tribe colloquialism for 'dildo'. My Junior High School Spanish teacher thought it was an intentional play by Silverheels of "quiene no sabe" or "he who knows nothing". I like "dildo" better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: and 'Kemosabe', by all accounts, being a Ute or associated tribe colloquialism for 'dildo'. My Junior High School Spanish teacher thought it was an intentional play by Silverheels of "quiene no sabe" or "he who knows nothing". I like "dildo" better. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I want to hurt you all. I want to cause you pain beyond your wildest nightmares. The kind of pain you would feel if you fell out of an airplane onto a bicycle with no seat. This is a burning desire that does not wane. It is caused by boredom and you lot, who used to ease this burden somewhat, now only add to it. This makes me want to hurt you even more. The most horifying thought is that there is no physical means for me to inflict even a tiny fraction of the pain I wish upon you, for, if anything capable of inflicting such pain on people existed, Seanachai would be married to it. I have therefore decided to concentrate my mental energy on just the one person. So if Boo Radley happens to spontaneously explode into a fine bloody mist, you will know who to thank. stikky, you mungrel - wake up and send me a turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I love you v42below. I want to hug you and pet you and smother you with warmth and care and that nice just-fluffed-pillow feeling of belonging and comfort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I love you v42below. I want to hug you and pet you and smother you with warmth and care and that nice just-fluffed-pillow feeling of belonging and comfort. Perhaps it's time we had that talk, Dalem, about when a psychotic first becomes legally insane... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: You seem troubled, Kittykins. Perhaps if you were to use the spurs and the crop on Dalem, you'd feel better... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I just sent you a message on ICQ, you protruding rectum of a cat. You never answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I posted that like 4 minutes ago and still no Senileitchy on ICQ. Shows how much you care. :mad: I have important things to discuss!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I posted that like 4 minutes ago and still no Senileitchy on ICQ. Shows how much you care. :mad: I have important things to discuss!! :mad: Oops! Sorry, ICQ is down, right now. I updated it, and something...broke. I will spend the rest of the week seeing if I can get the bugger working again. But now, sadly, after an evening of watching Gaylord Focker behave exactly like Gaylord Focker on a completely different Forum, I must away, to that land of happy dreams that we all enter when we sleep. It's the same world that Berli will often call just about the time I get truly asleep. Hopefully he won't do it tonight, because I must get up very early... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: It's the same world that Berli will often call just about the time I get truly asleep. Hopefully he won't do it tonight, because I must get up very early... If he doesn't I definately will. :mad: ICQ broken. Yeah, right. *scowls* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: ... something broke. I will spend the rest of the week seeing if I can get the bugger working again. I hear you can get an implant for that now... Papa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 hee hee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: And the sun sets slowly over another happy graduate of the Tonto School of Language Arts... Tonto was a fecking god, you halfwit! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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