Michael Dorosh Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 The King used it, it must be included in CMX2! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoofyStance Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Where's the third leg? Or did the King ... never mind. :cool: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holman Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 That's clearly the "Royal Bren" (or Konigsbren to the Germans) a experimental variant whose rarity is matched only by the Maus. There was only one produced, and scholars debate whether it ever saw action outside of the grounds of Buckingham. The King is said to have used it on pigeons. The photo above clearly shows James Joyce admiring the King's technique. Quite a few references to "Georgirex's thirdleg nerb" occur in Finnegans Wake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnergoz Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 I just want to know why the seated chap's crotch is smoking...then again, maybe I don't... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 All kidding aside, I bet that the BREN in this configuration would be very accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by gunnergoz: I just want to know why the seated chap's crotch is smoking...then again, maybe I don't... He's clearly been reading some of the steamier passages of Mr. Joyce's books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabidbvr Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Hello one and all.... Further info on fixed line fire arcs etc at the below site web page happy Hunting... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holman Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Cool! What grass mod is it using?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinetree Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Martyr: Cool! What grass mod is it using?? I think the one from Far Cry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted April 11, 2004 Author Share Posted April 11, 2004 Ummm....that's my website, peanut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Dorosh, I hate you like I hate early morning sunrise. I hate you like I hate the chorus of beauty the fecking birds enact outside my window every fecking hangover morning. I hate you like I hate the sluggishness of wits that I see endlessly paraded on the General Forum, where the mot juste of the day is invariably 'Ha! I suppose you would prefer to have Saddam back again, eh?!' But mostly, you sodding swine, I hate you for resurrecting the horrible Bren Tripod. DOROSH, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN! NO, DON'T LOOK AT THAT BUGGER EMRYS, YOU PILLOCK! I'M TALKING TO YOU, NOW, AREN'T I?! I shall have to consider whether this incarnation of that damn thread amounts to lese majesty as regards myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Dorosh, I hate you like I hate early morning sunrise. I hate you like I hate the chorus of beauty the fecking birds enact outside my window every fecking hangover morning. I hate you like I hate the sluggishness of wits that I see endlessly paraded on the General Forum, where the mot juste of the day is invariably 'Ha! I suppose you would prefer to have Saddam back again, eh?!' But mostly, you sodding swine, I hate you for resurrecting the horrible Bren Tripod. DOROSH, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN! NO, DON'T LOOK AT THAT BUGGER EMRYS, YOU PILLOCK! I'M TALKING TO YOU, NOW, AREN'T I?! I shall have to consider whether this incarnation of that damn thread amounts to lese majesty as regards myself. I still want to protest the exclusion of the STEN gun tripod. Mind you Grog Dorosh is a right pillock and no error. Btw, Seanachai how is it possible that you could have LESS majesty, and you spelled "Less" wrong. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted April 11, 2004 Author Share Posted April 11, 2004 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=001666;p=4#000080 I liked him better...err, hated him less, I mean...when he was going rather than arriving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 You are so much chaff. I am back. Let Grogs look to their responses. Let them remember humour, as well as all those fecking charts and tables. And footnotes. I insist that they look to their footntotes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I bet Seanachai's rants would be so much more accurate if he were affixed to any tripod, monopod or perhaps just strapped tightly across the local bar stool. But screw all this. That silly-bitching-quitting Peng owes me a turn and I feel like heading off his natural quitting impulses by publicaly calling him a sissy-pants. I send him a setup and whats he do? Gets his melon thumped soundly on turn one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: I bet Seanachai's rants would be so much more accurate if he were affixed to any tripod, monopod or perhaps just strapped tightly across the local bar stool. But screw all this. That silly-bitching-quitting Peng owes me a turn and I feel like heading off his natural quitting impulses by publicaly calling him a sissy-pants. I send him a setup and whats he do? Gets his melon thumped soundly on turn one. Ah! You are alive! I remember hating you! It's all coming back! You have to continually hit Peng in the head, or he loses focus. Now piss off, Mr. Tittles! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I clearly remember you hating me vaguely. So don't expect me to care one way or the other. But Mr. Peng ONLY loses focus after waking up. Git that through your alky addled nogin' pronto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: I clearly remember you hating me vaguely. So don't expect me to care one way or the other. But Mr. Peng ONLY loses focus after waking up. Git that through your alky addled nogin' pronto. I do some of my best work while asleep. Or in a stupor. Anyway, many great artistes required a certain amount of bottled inspiration... OK SO I'M A PISS-ARTIST. Sheesh, if you're going to split hairs I'm going to piss off. You'll get your turn when I am good and ready. I had family obligations to which I had to attend today. Too much driving in crappy traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: I clearly remember you hating me vaguely. So don't expect me to care one way or the other. But Mr. Peng ONLY loses focus after waking up. Git that through your alky addled nogin' pronto. Oh, yes. I remember vaguely hating you. So don't expect me to care about your lack of focus in the morning. I expect that I got up in a horrible, gulf of mexico dawn, and ruffled your fecking hair, lad, licking the last strains of a mean rum drunk off my lips, and said something very nice about the fact that you hadn't a fecking clue about why you couldn't remember what you'd done the night before... But then, you're never going to ever stand up tall enough on a sixth graders chair to look me straight in the eye, are you lad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 If its any of neither of your business well then it is morning. Or nearly getting to it. Or closely getting near to it. Or by the time the brews give out; it'll be morning surely. But regardless (But not irregardless). You ALL owe me a turn. Either now. Or Later. Or the day after. But more than likely in the future surely. My patience has been tested! May you all have Bren Gun Tripods esconced up your rear quarters. good Day! And Good Night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 ..And yes, rabbits and Easter be damned; I like to split hares. Quite illegal but tasty little hoppers they be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabidbvr Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Hello to all the peanuts... "Ummm....that's my website, peanut!" Been a long day and Three lifeboat shouts later i stagger into the crew room and browse the net with a nice cup of tea and a bacon sandwich. Did seem odd at the time i found a site so quick and in the light of day i know why Whooops and a rather large sorry happy hunting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Seanachai, You bleeding, raving, maniacal, idjit! You owe me an e-mail, you twit. After I was so kind and considerate to inquire into your well-being, and what do I get in return? Nothing. The All-encompassing Mother of negation. Kali couldn't have done better (or worse; whichever) herself. Damn all, piss off NOTHING. Well, you can fall off your bar stool and break both your typing hands from now on for all I care. Serves you right, you thoughtless, inconsiderate residue from the backside of a banana slug. I hope your mother poisons you in profound regret for ever having borne you, you worthless keepsake of a bad memory. So there! P.S. How come they let you out of detention so soon? Has it really been a month? My, how time flies when you're having fun. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 *Sigh* and this thread showed such promise. We'd nearly neatly diverted it into a discussion of the works of James Joyce, their influence on contemporary literature and weapons theory and men with smoking thingies; then what happens? The bloody gnome gets unbanned, that's what happens. BFC fix etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Seanachai, if you had wit to match your ego, then the world would flock to see the awesome power of a mere sentence. As it is, I feel more like I am in the prescence of a space heater in a Saharan noon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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