**YK2** Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: Sir Sturmy modeling his new armour for the Queen. Pfffft, a mere poseur. Check your email. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: What has this place come to? Special Update for v42below: We have now come to: Page 4 Think you can take it from here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by vshapedlatex: I've been a lurkur on this board since CMBO first came outYou may be a dimwitted nutter with the I.Q. of a popsicle, you may smell of catfood and cheap liquor, you may walk around with your pants down for weeks without realising it and wandering why it's so chilly out, but you, my lad, are no Lurkur! Originally posted by vshapedlatex: I'm very well aware what entering this little boy club means.Then you'll know to sod off quickly and without making a fuss. Go on now, that's a good lad. We really do need a new lock on that door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: What has this place come to? Special Update for v42below: We have now come to: Page 4 Think you can take it from here? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by vshapedlatex: I've been a lurkur on this board since CMBO first came outYou may be a dimwitted nutter with the I.Q. of a popsicle, you may smell of catfood and cheap liquor, you may walk around with your pants down for weeks without realising it and wandering why it's so chilly out, but you, my lad, are no Lurkur! Originally posted by vshapedlatex: I'm very well aware what entering this little boy club means.Then you'll know to sod off quickly and without making a fuss. Go on now, that's a good lad. We really do need a new lock on that door. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: My dear Joe, Since, it seems, you have forgotten, I will kindly remind you that you have already answered that question. You've got to keep taking the pills, Joe, preferrably all at once, topped off with half a bottle of whisky and a couple coke hits. Here's a tip. You should bold Joe Shaw's name when you type it. Otherwise people will think you are not a native of New Zealand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Persephone: Sir Sturmy modeling his new armour for the Queen. I would have thought this: was more like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: My dear Joe, Since, it seems, you have forgotten, I will kindly remind you that you have already answered that question. You've got to keep taking the pills, Joe, preferrably all at once, topped off with half a bottle of whisky and a couple coke hits. Here's a tip. You should bold Joe Shaw's name when you type it. Otherwise people will think you are not a native of New Zealand. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: Joe, Jim, Jack, John what does it matter? Joe Shaw Jim Boggs Jack the portrait which adorns the wall of your beloved Queen John The Toilet If you were to relieve yourself on Jack instead of in the John it would matter a great deal One answers the same question twice, I have always gone to great lengths to help the slow. Sometimes one must use repetition to ensure the message is understood. while the other sees double and does not recognise his own Queen. Ah, but I recognise the Queen even without the trappings of office Whilst the first sentence was meant specifically for you, Boggs, the rest applies to the both of you equally. Massive intake of alcohol has been known to cause double vision. Maybe you should try water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg03022004/Jamesface3.jpg Oh boy, I can hardly wait to see what this one turns into... {cracks a tube and settles in to watch the fun...} [edited for the same reason as Boggs] [ March 03, 2004, 05:26 PM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Wow Vexlax, I was almost nearly impressed by your sheer lack of tact, cunning, wit, and intelligence. And I was almost dumbfounded when you said you had lurked since CMBO. But I'm sorry to disappoint you, you silly sodmuffin. I've been lurking ever since there was a Battlefront to lurk at. Therefore, being the Monsignor luker, I will now suggest you SODOFF, before your little brain explodes in the most messy of fashions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 I think I have found the right armour and weapon to help me serve my Queen BTW I'm not sure whether the sword is big enough, for the Queen has many enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Wow Vexlax, I was almost nearly impressed by your sheer lack of tact, cunning, wit, and intelligence. And I was almost dumbfounded when you said you had lurked since CMBO. But I'm sorry to disappoint you, you silly sodmuffin. I've been lurking ever since there was a Battlefront to lurk at. Therefore, being the Monsignor luker, I will now suggest you SODOFF, before your little brain explodes in the most messy of fashions. *BOOT* You are making "vexlax", as you call him, look smarter by the second. Perhaps you two should fight it out to the death for the Queen's enjoyment. Hopefully you'll kill each other simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: .somethingawful. Oh boy, I can hardly wait to see what this one turns into... {cracks a tube and settles in to watch the fun...} </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Wow Vexlax, I was almost nearly impressed by your sheer lack of tact, cunning, wit, and intelligence. And I was almost dumbfounded when you said you had lurked since CMBO. But I'm sorry to disappoint you, you silly sodmuffin. I've been lurking ever since there was a Battlefront to lurk at. Therefore, being the Monsignor luker, I will now suggest you SODOFF, before your little brain explodes in the most messy of fashions. *BOOT* You are making "vexlax", as you call him, look smarter by the second. Perhaps you two should fight it out to the death for the Queen's enjoyment. Hopefully you'll kill each other simultaneously. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: You should bold Joe Shaw's name when you type it.Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Now, what deed dost thou require of this humble supplicant...besides change my sig line again, just noticed that requirement...next? *Watches Aces sharpening her sword* Come here, lad and bring my sword. Kneel. In the name of Berli and myself, I do hereby, declare you knight. *touches flat of the blade to both of Aces shoulders* Go forth and sin some more. Now rise. *kicks Aces in the fork* That won't hurt as much now that you have your armor. Congratulations. =) Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 And now... what you have all been waiting for... *drum roll* Miss Mandalay 2004! And these are not retouched! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Nice choice in dresses, Lars. I could almost see all the way to Argentina (to paraphrase Randy Newman). Oh, and who does your make up? RuPaul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 I think that has got to be the most disgusting thing ever posted in the MBT, including all of Seanachai's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Hey Moriarty! What's up with your feckin' E-mail? Forget to drop a quarter in the slot, Sparky? Fix or do somefink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 *Thunk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 I think I'm in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I further propose that lenakonrad, already a Knight of this awful place, be awarded the Order of Cyrano de Bergerac Medal for his efforts on behalf of our Queen. [to be true ,I don't deserve this .I stay in fiefdom just for couple of hours ,taking heavily cash from my Queen ,and giving nothing in return.then I log off ,to discover in monday ,that is already over.pity. I beg You forgive me.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Dear God. Those pictures of Lars Please bring back the gay gladiator pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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